Top 10 Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Nicki Minaj In Person

The Top Ten

1 Ask Her whether She's Seen TheTopTens

Oh my gosh, and if she says no give her my phone log on to toptens ( to be sure) and watch her face drop, in anger and run before she sees this comment, making a plan to punch her in the face when she's calm, so I can get my phone back. - AnnaOfArendelle332

I believe she will angry when she look comments and list about her. - BeaM456

It has to happen at some point in time. - PositronWildhawk

2 Scream in Horror

I would definitely scream

3 Punch Her in the Face

I'm sure a lot of people would do this. - AnnaOfArendelle332



4 Say "I Love You!"

Who would love this sex object?

Ew gross. I would never say I love you to her.

I Love you Nicki! - TheMainReason

I love you

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5 Have her Twerk in Front of You

I don't want another sex object like Miley Cyrus to do that...

Ew, nasty.

6 Have your Dog Viciously Maul Her and then Pee on Her

One problem... I don't have a dog... l have two cats.

7 Flush her Down the Toilet
8 Die from Shock
9 Run Away

The First Thing That Comes To Mind - 12cc

Yeah so I don't have to look at her ugly American face

10 Whack Her in the Face with an Aluminum or Wooden Bat

The Contenders

11 Tie Her to a Chair and Force Her to Listen to Merzbow for 50 Hours

Don't get me wrong people. I love Merzbow. I just wondering if we could play his songs like Akashiman or Slave New Desart.

12 Kill Her

That's illegal. You'd do the world good, but that's still illegal.

I wish I can do that. - BeaM456

13 Beat Her Up
14 Encase Her In Concrete
15 Set Her Hair On Fire
16 Give Her a Drink With Laxatives In It
17 Kidnap and Torture Her
18 Hit Her In the Head With a Chair

I would

19 Say "I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet Anymore"
20 Move to Canada

Say hi to Justin Bieber for me.

21 Call Animal Control


22 Give an Anaconda to her

Good, that's what she gets for posting that song.

23 Puke up Blood
24 Dump Buckets of Acid on Her
25 Swear at Her

But what if you're clean?

26 Kick her Butt
27 Smack Her
28 Throw Rocks at Her
29 Flip Her the Bird
30 Throw Horse Crap and Dog S*** at Her

Ahem. It's called poop.

31 Kick Her
32 Cut Off Her Tongue and Push Her Face Onto a Hot Grill

Come on people! I don't like her either but lets grow up and stop fidning ways to harm a celebrity.

33 Trip Her
34 Pull Off Her Arms and Legs

You would get arrested for that.

35 Shove a Cactus Down Her Throat
36 Spit On Her
37 Vomit
38 Call Her a Talentless Skank

Because that's what she is. And that's fact.

39 Burn Her
40 Put Her In a Soundproof Glass Dome
41 Tell Your Kids That She Is a Bad Role Model
42 Yell at Her
43 Hide Your Kids
44 Walk Away from Her
45 Force Her to Play Superman 64
46 Force Her to watch A Serbian Film
47 Light Yourself on Fire and then Jump Out a Window

This is from the Family Guy episode Don't Make Me Over.

48 Call the Police
49 Deport Her
50 Tell Her That She Should Just Retire
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