Top 10 Things You Would Do If You Were to Meet Nicki Minaj In Person

The Top Ten
1 Ask Her whether She's Seen TheTopTens

Oh my gosh, and if she says no give her my phone log on to toptens ( to be sure) and watch her face drop, in anger and run before she sees this comment, making a plan to punch her in the face when she's calm, so I can get my phone back.

I believe she will angry when she look comments and list about her.

Oh wait until she sees all the hate on this site

It has to happen at some point in time.

2 Say "I Love You!"

Who would love this sex object?

I would never hurt her.

I Love you Nicki!

3 Scream in Horror

I would definitely scream

4 Punch Her in the Face

I'm sure a lot of people would do this.

5 Have her Twerk in Front of You

And then use her clothes as a towel to clean the vomit off of me?

I don't want another sex object like Miley Cyrus to do that...

6 Have your Dog Viciously Maul Her and then Pee on Her

I'd do that to Michael Vick and the dog would be a German shepherd or a Doberman or a Rottweiler.

7 Flush her Down the Toilet
8 Die from Shock
9 Run Away

Yeah so I don't have to look at her ugly American face

The First Thing That Comes To Mind

10 Whack Her in the Face with an Aluminum or Wooden Bat
The Contenders
11 Tie Her to a Chair and Force Her to Listen to Merzbow for 50 Hours

Don't get me wrong people. I love Merzbow. I just wondering if we could play his songs like Akashiman or Slave New Desart.

12 Swear at Her

I would make her feel uncomfortable and then she wouldn't like me

But what if you're clean?

13 Hide Your Kids
14 Say "I Don't Wanna Live On This Planet Anymore"
15 Move to Canada

Say hi to Justin Bieber for me.

16 Say hi
17 Kill Her

That's illegal. You'd do the world good, but that's still illegal.

I wish I can do that.

18 Beat Her Up
19 Kick her Butt

And watch it fall off, what a sight to see!

20 Encase Her In Concrete
21 Set Her Hair On Fire
22 Spit On Her

That's assault

23 Give Her a Drink With Laxatives In It
24 Burn Her

Come on y'all. Let's stop tryna find a way to harm her. Celebrities don't harm you. So don't try to find ways to harm her

25 Kidnap and Torture Her
8Load More
PSearch List