Top Ten Things that You Would Love to Throw to Metalheads

The Top Ten

1 Metal albums

This list is just so funny.It really shows how pathetic metal haters are.I just love the fact that the troll got trolled! - HEAVYMETALTHUNDER12345

I love how a troll get trolled,

Hell, yeah! I guess this item wasn't added by the author, haha - Metal_Treasure

This list has changed a lot since it was created in 2016 (in September I believe) - it was a troll list but the troll got trolled. I think it would be useful to explain what kind of a list it was originally.

It was made by a metal hater who deleted her account and now we can't see her original remix (she created a new account).

I don't remember the exact order of the original items submitted by her but I remember some of the original items:



Good pop music


Real music

Adolf Hitler




(maybe Medicine was also on the original remix) - Metal_Treasure

2 Money

I will come with a large bag and catch all the money. Then will get the hell outta there - zxm

3 Real music

Thanks for more metal albums! - XxembermasterxX

This item is based on the presumption that metal music isn't real music. Here's some real knowledge about the real music (wiki, article Art Music): Real music, aka Art music, consists of classical music and "the more challenging types of rock and jazz music". These more challenging types of rock music include mostly metal subgenres and progressive rock. Metal music is based on classical music and similarly to all genres from the group of Real/Art Music, "it requires significantly more work by the listener to fully appreciate than is typical of popular music". See, metal IS real music but pop isn't. - Metal_Treasure

As I explained in my previous comment, by definition, Real music consists of classical music and "the more challenging types of rock and jazz music", which includes many metal subgenres and prog rock. So I wouldn't mind. Though the author of this list had in mind completely different music genres she thought were "real" music. - Metal_Treasure

4 A Brand New Guitar

Wouldn't you break the guitar wheb you throw it to someone? Also they may get comatose when you hit them on the head

5 1000 Million Dollar Bags

Haha, the troll was trolled (judging by the items currently in the top 10, one year after this idiotic list was created) - Metal_Treasure

I would love it - zxm

6 Metal Magazines
7 A Brand New Bass Guitar
8 Pieces of Drum Sets

Hell yeah - lovestarlist

9 Sword

One of the most immature lists I've ever seen.

10 Knife

That I could kill you with? - XxembermasterxX

The Contenders

11 Presents
12 Band T-shirts
13 Good pop music

Like what? I am very curious... - Metal_Treasure

To MetalTreasure
Indie Pop and Pop-Rock are good.Much better than mainstream stuff.Also I prefer metal more than pop but I'm just listing good pop.My favourite genres of music are Electronic,Alternative Rock and Rap but I also like Metal and some Pop.Mainstream pop sucks for the most part but you might find some good artists there like Ed Sheeran.-DarkBoi-X

14 Ears

Because your ears where deaf by the metal music you listened. - Userguy44

15 Brain

I honestly don't want your brain because mine obviously works much better. - Metal_Treasure

16 Bomb

Come on...seriously?! I don't suppose it would matter to them. They'd only brush it aside. If you knew real metalheads, you would know that they are some of the friendliest, laid-back people you could meet. Their chosen music genre does not define their character. - Britgirl

Just so you know, bashing metal music ain't gonna run well on this site. Food for thought - Mcgillacuddy

17 Rewards
18 A $100 Gift Card to a Metal Record Store
19 An Autograph of Their Favorite Metal Musician
20 Tickets to their Favorite Metal Band's Concert

Get me some Iron Maiden tickets please. - Userguy44

21 1,000 Tickets for Metal Concerts
22 Medicine
23 BMW Cars

You may die if someone did this

Yes! If someone can throw Adolf Hitler. Then why not cars - zxm

24 Black Sabbath albums to show them real metal

*Inhales* Black Sabbath is not "Real metal", Black Sabbath is pure blues hard rock nowhere near Metal.

25 Blind Guardian Albums

Metal_Treasure would like that. - Userguy44

Oh I would love that - christangrant

26 A pick
27 Fire
28 Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler Adolf Hitler was a German politician who was the leader of the Nazi Party, Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945, and F├╝hrer of Nazi Germany from 1934 to 1945. As dictator of Nazi Germany, he initiated World War II in Europe with the invasion of Poland in September 1939 and was a central figure of more.

How are you gonna throw Hitler at them if he's already dead?

And how exactly would you throw someone who is dead - wrests

29 Medals
30 Puppies Puppies
31 Good Food
32 Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus Christ was born in Bethlehem, Palestine. He was born to Mary, as the bible says "she was found with child of the Holy Ghost" (Matthew 1:18). He was both man and God (John 20:28). According to the bible He is God alone (Deuteronomy 6:4). more.
33 Treasure

I see the reference. And one metalhead would love to get it. - Userguy44

34 Gold
35 Diamonds
36 Slayer Albums
37 Pantera Albums
38 Kittens Kittens A kitten is a juvenile cat. After being born, kittens are totally dependent on their mother for survival and they do not normally open their eyes until after seven to ten days.
39 Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world.
40 Video Games
41 Heart Shaped Cushions
42 Concert Tickets
43 Tickets to Wacken
BAdd New Item

Related Lists

Top Ten Non-Metal Bands That Metalheads Love Top 10 Video Games Metalheads Love to Play Top Ten Non-Metal Genres Metalheads Love Top 10 Party Songs Metalheads Will Love Top Ten Things You Want to Throw In a Fire

List Stats

43 listings
2 years, 299 days old

Top Remixes (4)

1. Real music
2. Metal albums
3. Presents
1. 1000 Million Dollar Bags
2. A $100 Gift Card to a Metal Record Store
3. 1,000 Tickets for Metal Concerts
1. Real music
2. Money
3. Metal albums

View All 4

Error Reporting

See a factual error in these listings? Report it here.