Top Ten Things You Would Not Want Your Money to Say If It Could Talk

The Top Ten
1 Goodbye

I'd lose money.

2 I'm shrinking
3 I am going to a vacation
4 I'm invisible
5 I'm frozen
6 I was kidnapped
7 There's a lot of room in your wallet
8 I need to go to a drug dealer
9 Find me
10 I wanna get wasted!
The Contenders
11 I don't recognize the guy who's holding me
12 No! Don't spend me, or I will beat you up
13 I hate being in your stupid wallet, spend me right now
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