Top 10 Things You Would Want to Do If Mario Kart 8 Was Real Life

The Top Ten

1 Fall off of a cliff because you would get picked up by a fishing pole

2 Slide down a waterfall in Shy Guy Falls

3 Go swimming in Cheep Cheep Beach

4 Use Wario’s Gold Mine as a roller coaster

5 Fall in lava and not die because you would get picked up by a fishing pole

6 Throw shells at people

7 Throw bombs at people

8 Ride flying cars

9 Drive underwater

10 Drive upside down

The Contenders

11 Ride on clouds in cloudtop cruise

12 Go to Toad Harbor

...And ride the trolley cars

13 Punch Pink Gold Peach

Unfortunately that would hurt a lot

14 Knock the Koopalings off a cliff so they die

Too bad lakitu will save 'em

15 Curse at the Blue Shell

16 Go on the metro in Superbell Subway

What isn't more fun than just chilling on an awesome train?

17 Hang out in the airport on Sunshine Airport

18 Ride the train on N64 Rainbow Road

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