Top 10 Things You Wouldn't Do to Get Yourself Fired from a Horrible Job


The Top Ten

1 Poop on your boss

He will beat you up so that you can feel the pain forever! - Userguy44

Nobody ever did this & if...I would be so sorry for the boss - CannibalCorpse

Why is this number 1? I do this all the time! - Awesometwo

Well umm this would be interesting - simpsondude

2 Break all of the furniture

Even though it's not a nice job, it isn't friendly to break everything that they spend they hard work money on. - JaysTop10List

3 Flood the whole job with fish from PetSmart
4 Sing Baby all day long

A more lethal approach would be to play baby all day long. You might just kill everyone in the building! - keycha1n

5 Jump on your boss table and do the Harlem Shake

It's dumb and funny at the same time. - JaysTop10List

This is totally the way I'd be fired. - AnnaOfArendelle332

6 Get Freddy Fazbear and his crew to hunt everyone down

I have some advice to the people who are running : RUN AND SCREAM LIKE WILD! - JaysTop10List

For some odd reason... I wanna see this. - nintendofan126

7 Force your boss to ride a bull

That could kill them! - JaysTop10List

8 Call your boss the Enderman of (Insert job)
9 Rob all of their money

I think this is the worst way. You will get arrested and ending in jail. - Userguy44

Get fired and arrested.

10 Sing Shake It Off repeatedly

Ugh, such an annoying song by such an annoying singer! - AnnaOfArendelle332

I never ever would do that.
The song is bad! - CannibalCorpse

The Contenders

11 Pee in the boss's filing cabinet
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