Top Ten Things You'd Like to Throw at Anna from Frozen
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Hypocritical little kids. You say Anna is brave and strong, yet you feel the need to protect her from things like pillows and golf balls. All you say is that Anna is too pretty to have a pillow thrown at her. One question: How in the world is someone too pretty to have a pillow thrown at them? O.K. if she is too pretty to be hurt a tiny bit than she's obviously too pretty to eat, go to the bathroom, and/or breath. So yep, that's what you are telling me. Anna is too pretty to breath.
Queen Elsa Of Arendelle: OH NO YOU WOULDN'T DARE TO THROW A FRIDGE AT MY LITTLE SISTER ANNA. I'M WARNING YOU. IF YOU DARE TO THROW A FRIDGE AT HER, SHE'LL HAVE BRUISES ON HER AND SHE'LL CRY TOO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO THROW A FRIDGE AT MY LITTLE SISTER ANNA? HUH? NOBODY THROWS A FRIDGE AT MY LITTLE SISTER ANNA AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. NOBODY THROWS ANYTHING ELSE AT MY LITTLE SISTER ANNA EITHER.
Anna deserves to be squashed flat by a fridge.
No she doesn't. She needs a grenade to bombard her and her stupid sister.V 2 Comments
Elsa/Anna fangirls can never give a straight-forward example of why we shouldn't do certain things to her. It's always the same drill: "(This item) is for ____. Not for throwing at Elsa/Anna.". Sometimes, the comments are so childish I think about some men installing a computer lab in a preschool.
Blankets? How would this be bad?! You know... Unless it's a wet blanket but since it's not, this list is just pointless.._. - Ihateelsa
Blankets are for covering yourselves up when you're sleeping, not throwing at Princess Anna.V 2 Comments
OH NO YOU WOULDN'T DARE TO THROW AN ATOMIC BOMB AT POOR ANNA. I'M WARNING YOU. IF YOU DARE TO THROW ATOMIC BOMB AT HER, SHE'LL HAVE BRUISES ON HER AND SHE'LL CRY TOO AND MIGHT DIE. ATOMIC BOMBS ARE FOR EATING AND COOKING, NOT FOR THROWING AT PRINCESS ANNA, YOU ANNA HATING MEANIES.
From my many recipes, I've found that atomic bombs are very tasty in salads! You just have to make sure they get enough spice, not enough to compromise their flavour, but enough to make them burst along your tongue. If you're allergic to the turmeric, you can just leave that out. - PositronWildhawk
The atomic bomb will make Anna look simply gorgeous.
You mad Anna fans?
"Atomic bombs are for eating and cooking"Well,caps lock girl,this is the ultimate proof you're 2 years old.I suggest you to eat one too.V 3 Comments
Imitation of Caps Girl: OH NO YOU WOULDN'T DARE TO THROW A BROKEN GLASS AT ANNA. IF YOU THROW A BROKEN GLASS AT ANNA, SHE'LL GET BRUISES AND CRY. WHAT DID ANNA DESERVE TO BE THROWN AT BY A BROKEN GLASS? A BROKEN GLASS IS FOR MAKING MOSAICS, NOT THROWING AT ANNA. I'M WARNING, YOU, ANNA HATING JERKS.
This list is pure comedy. All the items are downright cruel and how the caps girl reacts makes this officially one of the funniest lists I have ever seen - HoH
At her face. Will get rid of these ugly freckles.
Thanks for making this COMEDY GOLD caps girl. TROLOLOL! (I'm a Frozen fan.)V 1 Comment
I AM WARNING YOU, ANNA HATERS. IF YOU THREW A RAT AT ANNA, SHE WILL LOOK MESSY AND SCREAM. RATS ARE FOR COOKING AND EATING, NOT FOR THROWING AT ANNA. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DARE TO THROW A RAT AT ANNA? MEANIES! I WILL THROW (A CLEAN RAT OF COURSE BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY GIRLY AND DON'T WANT TO GET ICKY GERMS) A RAT ON YOU AND WE WILL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
Rats are cooking and eating? And you couldn't throw a rat at us if you tried. Also, see a doctor about eating rats and your frozen obsession. - Therandom
Yuck. You are gross, Anna Fan.
Well I'm half tomboy I like dirty things
Caps girl, I don't think there's such thing as a "clean" rat.V 5 Comments
So she can get crushed
It's formulated with what the world wants, what the world deserves
Stink bombs are a perfect way to make Anna stink forever so that she will never ever be able to wash the stench of her (even if she had a dozen baths a day. )
Not just any skunk.
We should throw the most aggressive one.
If a skunk would spray on Anna. She would not be able to get rid of the stench even if she had a dozen baths a day.
Wasps, Termites, Ticks, Lice, Fleas, Tarantulas, Death Widows, Maggots, roBot Flies, and plenty more.
What other bugs do you think we should throw on Anna?
Don't forget mosquitoes. They have killed more people than other diseases, war, and homocide combined.
Don't forget Japanese giant hornets, bullet ants, Africanized honey bees and army ants.
She is ugly and stinky anyway so vomit will only make her look and smell better.
THROWING A WHEELIE BIN WITH TRASH INSIDE AT PEOPLE INCLUDING ANNA IS JUST VERY PLAIN DISGUSTING. WHEELIE BINS ARE NOT FOR THROWING. IF YOU STUPID ANNA HATERS DID THAT, ANNA WOULD SMELL DISGUSTING AND WOULD BE CRAWLING WITH GROSS GERMS. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO SMELL SO FOUL AND FILTHY. YOU ANNA HATING BONEHEADS ARE REALLY MEAN TO ANNA. HOW DARE YOU INSULT PRINCESS ANNA LIKE THAT. SAME GOES FOR YOU ELSA HATERS. NOBODY DARES TO THROW WHEELIE BINS AT THE SWEETEST SISTERS ANNA AND ELSA FROM FROZEN. THEY'LL BOTH SMELL DISGUSTING AND BE CRAWLING WITH GROSS GERMS AND MAGGOTS IF YOU ANNA AND ELSA HATING INGRATES EVER DID THAT. ANNA AND ELSA NEVER EVER EVEN DESERVE TO BE THROWN AT BY WHEELIE BINS. YOU MEAN OLD ANNA AND ELSA HATERS WILL NOT THROW WHEELIE BINS AT ANNA AND ELSA!
THROWING A WHEELIE BIN WITH TRASH INSIDE AT PEOPLE INCLUDING ANNA IS JUST VERY PLAIN DISGUSTING. WHEELIE BINS ARE FOR THROWING YOUR GARBAGE IN, NOT FOR THROWING AT ANNA. IF YOU STUPID ANNA HATERS DID THAT, ANNA WOULD LOOK AND SMELL DISGUSTING AND WOULD BE CRAWLING WITH GROSS GERMS. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO LOOK AND SMELL SO FOUL AND FILTHY!
I really don't care about what this 3 year old says. He/She is just some little kid trying to make them self sound "smart" by using words like "doesn't' deserve", "you have no right", "she'll have bruises or whatever" E.T.C. They need to get off this site, considering they probably can't even use a potty on their own, ride a bicycle with training wheels or chew their food by themselves. Plus they are defending a fictional character, and Anna could care less about your third-party fan club.
A Large 660 Litre Mobile Wheelie bin.
That would hurt and stink terribly...
For the first time in forever... Anna is going to get burned to ashes.V 1 Comment
I think steaming hot water is more painful, but I also LIKE ice water that's -289 degrees celsius. Enough to make her numb, cold and paralyzed.
Throwing a bucket full of ice on Anna?
Throwing a bucket of steaming hot water on Anna?
Which one do you think is more painful and torture?
Steaming hot water would burn and melt Anna...
Icy cold water would wet Anna's clothes and make her extremely cold...
Steaming hot water. Ha.
Let's throw the most aggressive horse on top of Anna
She will be trampled to the ground.
THROWING A SHAMPOO AT ANNA IS NOT NICE. SHAMPOO ARE FOR CLEANING HAIR, NOT FOR THROWING AT ANNA. IF YOU THREW A SHAMPOO AT ANNA, SHE'LL GET BRUISES. SHE'LL ALSO CRY. ANNA IS A NICE GIRL AND YOU ELSA HATING MEAN BONEHEADS ARE BEING MEAN TO HER. QUIT BEING MEAN TO ANNA, YOU ANNA HATING JERKS. I'M WARNING YOU, ANNA HATING INTEGRATES.
How the (BEEP! ) can you get bruises from shampoo?! Are you out of your damn mind! - PrincessKiana
Imitation of Caps Girl: THROWING A SHAMPOO AT ANNA IS NOT NICE! SHAMPOO ARE FOR CLEANING HAIR, NOT FOR THROWING AT ANNA. IF YOU ANNA HATERS THREW A SHAMPOO AT ANNA, SHE'LL GET BRUISES AND ALSO CRY. BOTH ANNA AND ELSA ARE SENSITIVE IN THEIR OWN WAY. - PizzaGuy
How you gonna get bruises from SHAMPOO? You, my dear CAPS GIRL, are simply copyng and pasting your messages. Obviously.
Because Anna has FILTHY hair.V 1 Comment
I AM WARNING YOU, ANNA HATERS. IF YOU THREW MCDONALD'S AT ANNA, SHE WILL LOOK MESSY, STINK AND CRY. MCDONALD'S ARE FOR EATING, NOT FOR THROWING AT ANNA. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DARE TO THROW MCDONALD'S AT ANNA? MEANIES!
MCDONALD'S FOOD IS DELICIOUS AND I DON'T CARE (EVEN IF I WATCHED "SUPERSIZE ME.") IF IT IS BAD FOR ME SO SHUT UP, MCDONALD AND ANNA HATING MEANIES.
It's not even that tasty. McDonald's food sucks. Melanie's? Damn, how old are you, 6? She isn't real, she is a fictional character. - Gamecubesarecool193
She will get fat if we throw McDonald's in her mouth because she will eat it and become sick.
This stupid two-year-old is calling us meanies? WE HAVE RIGHTS to hate fRoZeN or whatever you call it, so back off
Watch Super Size Me. Let's see what you think about McDonald's then.V 1 Comment
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