Top 10 Things You'd Like to Throw at Elsa from Frozen


The Top Ten

1 Bricks

Jeez. Why is this crazy person commenting spam in all caps? It has ruined the list. Hey crazy spammer fangirl. Just accept that some people aren't in love with frozen. If you don't like this list, don't go on it, and stop ruining it. Anyway, what you are talking about in your retarded comments are irrelevant. We cannot throw bricks at elsa and make her cry, because she is not a real person. It is not even possible. Also, there is no point in defending Elsa. Defending elsa will not change our opinions. It will do nothing except spam this list. Also, why are you calling us "mean old haters." We are not even mean. You can't be mean to a fictional character. Also, I am not even old. I am a teenager. What is wrong with old people? You think all haters have to be mean and old? That jut proves how mean YOU are. - SammySpore

Me: Hey Elsa, could you conjure up some ice bricks for me?

Elsa: Sure! Let it Go! (Creates 5 bricks) Let it Go! (Creates 5 more) Is that enough?

Me: Yes! (Throws them at Elsa)

Elsa: (Screams In pain) Ow! Stop! You're hurting me!

Elsa Fangirl: I'll save you, Elsa! (Jumps in front of Elsa)

Elsa: AAAH! I'M SCARED! (Shoots her powers in random places)

Elsa Fangirl: It's alright Elsa! (Turns To Me) HOW DARE YOU THROW BRICKS AT PRETTY, SWEET, ELSA! I COULD MISTAKE YOU FOR PRINCE HANS AND- (Elsa shoots her with her powers and she turns in to an ice statue)

Me: I hate you Elsa! (Throws more bricks at Elsa, and Elsa creates a blizzard and runs away to the North Mountain)

Me: Yes!

One day, someone will approve this script, and replace the original one into yours. Plus, you will be remembered, and someone will tell a tale about how you changed from an obnoxious script into peerless dialogues. - TheRegular1227

Well, you people should accept that some people don't like Elsa. It's not our fault that Elsa is sensitive. - panda21

Caps girl is probably terminated for spam and harassing or is a bot just to piss people off - Phantompyroblaze

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2 A Grenade

Get the Holy Hand Grenade! - MontyPython

Okay, that's a little extreme. I don't wish her DEATH, I just wish everyone would shut up about Frozen and Elsa in general.

Others Here Are More EXTREME Then This Like Epic Time Pirate, Team Resistance, Chuck Norris And More - Devonchi

Frozen sucks and that 8 year old typing in all caps on every entry is ruining the list


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3 Tomatoes

Well, if we threw tomatoes at Elsa, she could always take a shower. It's not my fault if she didn't install a shower in her palace. And anyways, she is so smug and deserves to get thrown at by tomatoes. - panda21

Hey! It be an improvement on her FACE - Imyourstalker

She could wash it off. We need something stronger.

Why does this crazy ass fan care about someone that DOESN'T exist?

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4 Poop

I would poop and throw it at Elsa so that she smells bad and would need to take a shower.

Are you saying that we need to throw Elsa at herself? Because she is a turd.

Totally. She would smell like a stinky bathroom.

Doesn't she looks like one. Haha!

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5 A Match

All Frozen Haters
(Make sure that the match is lit so that it burns Anna and Elsa. )

Make sure it is lit.

We can burn her and her stupid, ice palace.


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6 A Hungry Tiger

No. Even much better. 1000 Tigers.

Anna and Elsa will be left nothing but bones and there skeletons (and possibly their inedible ugly dresses. )

I'll put her and the elsa fangirl into a cage with 10 tigers. Haha! - SammySpore

This one is not funny, tigers are endangered, throw something else at her. - Anonymousxcxc

That is animal abuse, instead, release it! Free it so it can kill Elsa!

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7 Rocks

Me: Elsa, can you freeze these rocks extra hard?

Elsa: Ok! Tee he hee!

Me: Thanks! (Starts throwing them at Elsa)

Elsa: Ow! Stop! I'm gonna get bruises!

Frozen fangirl: (calls from short distance) Elsa! I'll save you!

Frozen fangirl: (runs to Elsa and me) (looks at me with an angry frozen fangirl face). HOW DARE YOU THROW ROCKS AT SWEET, BEAUTIFUL, ELSA?! I'M GONNA- (throws rocks at her too)

Me: - FennikenFan9

Let's throw rocks at that Frozen Fan girl as well.

We should also throw rocks at caps girl so she doesn't get to miss out.

Yay! Lickle baby Elsa fangirl just worked out rocks are hard! Aaaah!

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8 Dory Dory Dory is a major character from the film, Finding Nemo and its sequel, Finding Dory. She is a blue tang known for her short-term memory loss and tends to forget almost everything, even the fish that she knows personally. This makes the mission to find Nemo even more difficult for Marlin.

Whoever said throw a fish, you sir win the best entry award. - mattstat716

This is the funniest one. - Pinkarray

I submitted this item, and it's now 7, MLG - VideoGamefan5

9 Harambe Harambe "Harambe" (27th May 1999 - 28th May 2016) was the name of a male western lowland gorilla in the Cincinatti Zoo who was shot and killed by a staff member in 2016 due to child negligence, sparking public outrage and later a revered internet meme .

More like throw Elsa in with Harambe. Hope he doesn't get shot like before.

10 A Bottle of Pee

You are right Anna fangirls.
But also don't forget that she would also be crawling with bad bacteria and stink horribly (and finally be a Blonde. )


She'd just succumb to the diseases.

She will look and smell much better.

I'm dying of this one this is so cool

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The Contenders

11 Sticks

Elsa is not sweet. She froze her sister.
Elsa is not pretty. She's ugly.
Elsa is not innocent. She tortured America with "Let It Go".
Elsa is not poor. She's a rich pile of garbage.
Enough said.

Really. You can do better than that

The sticks will be huge and have sharp points at the end of them to cause maximum damage.

How about burning sticks? - FennikenFan9

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12 Tiger R-Zone
13 Kim Kardashian's Statue

Well, it's metal...

Lets make sure that Kim Kardashian's statue (Where the butt is) lands on Elsa's ugly squashed up face.


Elsa has won Kim. K's statue as an award for " Best equivalent of Kim Kardashian ", and she got thrown with the huge statue by the host. - TheRegular1227

Lets throw Kim Kardashian's statue at Caps Lock Frozen Fan too. LOL.

The giant statue would crush Elsa if it fell upon her although I don't know how you would be able to throw it.

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14 A Beer Bottle

She might also get drunk... If the bottle is full of beer...

She will probably end up drinking it making her drunk and do a stupid thing that will kill her.

I can't believe the Elsa Fangirl's comments are already at 36 thumbs down!

Elsa: Hey Mike (my real name) can I drink some veer
Me:Of course
(I finished my beer)
Elsa: How in the Earth a 12 year old can drink beer?
Me: Cuase I'm the most popular kid on my school
throws beer bottle at Elsa
Elsa: (cries
Annoying cap girl: YOU DON'T DESERVE TO THROW BEER TO...
(theows beer to cap girl)

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15 Legos

Or steal all of her's and Anna's shoes and lay down a bunch of lego batsman masks with tacks in them everywhere.

16 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario more.
17 Caps Girl

Elsa and Anna don't need you to defend them. Why? Because they AREN'T REAL! Elsa can't get brusies and she won't cry because she is a fictional movie character. Get over the fact that we don't like Elsa and you do because we all have different opinions. And you really don't need to keep repeating the same thing over and over again: NO! YOU WILL NEVER HURT SWEET, CUTE, PRETTY ELSA! THAT IS DANGEROUS AND SHE WILL GET BRUSIES AND CRY! YOU ELSA HATING MEANIES ARE STUPID! So please shut the heck up because your messing up this list so get your sorry ass out of here!

Should be number 1 then we can destroy both of them at the same time.

We need caps girl to see this. Quick, someone imitate caps girl!

My impression of caps girl when she sees this

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18 Butts

Let's throw Kim Kardashian's butt at Elsa (Don't worry little baby, it is fake anyway so it won't hurt. ) or even better, attach it to her ugly head.

She will be called Elsa ButtHead.

Don't forget Nicki Minaj's butt as well.

Both Miley and Nicki's butts!

Even better. SANJAY AND CRAIG. They will gross her out.

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19 Prince Hans Holding a Knife

I Just hope whoever throws Prince Hans has a good aim…

He lands on top of Elsa knocking her over, he then holds her to the ground and stabs her in her icy, cold heart with his giant, bloody knife finally ending her life. After this he takes control of Arendale and becomes the king.

Thankfully, Anna was brave enough to stop Prince Hans from murdering her big sister Elsa by sacrifice herself for Elsa so too bad Elsa haters.

Yeah but he's still alive so it's possible to throw him...

Even though it would be even better if you threw Hans' dead body at Elsa - Navylexi

20 A Norm Of The North DVD
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