Top 10 Things You'd Like to Throw at Elsa from Frozen

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61 Benjamin Clawhauser (Zootopia)

Because of how chubby he is, he'll squash Elsa into a pancake

When he lands...SQUISH!

Frozen Fangirl: YOU FROZEN HATERS ARE WORSE THAN HANS! IT'S SO MEAN WHEN YOU-- wait, who's Benjamin Clawhauser?

Me: Have you ever heard of the new animated movie called "Zootopia"?

Frozen Fangirl: No, I am so wrapped up on my Frozen worship that I pay no attention to other movies

Me: Here's a picture of him *shows a picture of Clawhauser*

Frozen Fangirl: OH MY GOD! HE'S FAT! *faints*

Me: LOL!

62 Metal

Okay that's it I've tried to tolerate caps girl for a while, but now her comment down below is the final straw. Sorry caps girl, but I'm no longer gonna be tolerant with you. So shut up please! Why are you even on here? Also note to caps girl: I am not stupid and I don't like Elsa. - Anonymousxcxc

I HOPE YOU DON'T MEAN ANY SHARP METALS. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO THROW METALS AT POOR, PRETTY, SWEET ELSA? SHE'S VERY SENSITIVE. SHE'LL CRY IF YOU STUPID ELSA HATERS DID THAT.

We hate elsa that's true. But that doesn't make us "mean" and "old". Hating a fictional character doesn't make you mean in real life. If you met me in real life you would see that I am not a mean person at all! 11 - SammySpore

63 Eggs

Wouldn't Elsa look prettier with eggs all over her. - cosmo

Princess Anna: No, my sister would look messy with eggs all over her, not prettier.

Time for a test : I hate Elsa.

Ha, yeah right. Elsa tried to kill the duke of Wellington. WHICH WAS ON PURPOSE. YOU ELSA LOVING IDIOT. - Ihateelsa

Eggs are for cooking meals and eating especially for breakfast. Eggs are one of my all time favorite foods. Eggs are not even for throwing at people especially at Elsa. You guys are so mean to Elsa. Elsa will not look this and that pretty if she's been thrown at by eggs.

Eggs are for cooking and eating for breakfast. I like eggs a lot more than ever but they're not for throwing at Elsa. You're really downright mean to Elsa, aren't you? Elsa will never ever even look this and that pretty and cute if you ever threw eggs at her. Elsa will never ever even deserve to be thrown at by these and those eggs. What did Elsa ever do to deserve to be insulted like that?

She would look ugly, but that's because she already is.

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64 A Cane

Um, Elsa fan girl? I need to tell you something.

YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT CLEAR!

-ThePinkieMaster

Oh yes. Elsa is this and that pretty. I'll say any of this to defend Elsa from your insults. Elsa never deserved to be insulted like that.

Why are you being a jerk. Don't you realize that Elsa is just an fictional character and we could hate on her anytime and you can't do nothing about it. You really fell into Elsa's trap. You act like we're bullying a real person but actually we're not. We're just innocent people, we don't bully. But however, you're being a jerk right now and we all know it. Frozen is overrated. It gets too much attention and useless characters such as Elsa gets attention for running away from her problems. You're the one being mean, we're just sharing opinions. - JaysTop10List

I'm half wolf half fox so I'm not human I can bite you!
I wana bite this caps elsa and Anna fan!

Every stupid comment by the idiotic fat cow fangirl:
YOU CAN'T THROW A _____ AT ELSA. IF YOU DO SHE'LL GET BRUISES AND CRY. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO THROW _____ AT ELSA?! YOU ARE SO MEAN. YOU MEAN OLD ELSA HATERS SHOULD STOP SAYING MEAN STUFF ABOUT PRETTY SWEET ELSA.

Every stupid comment by "Anna of arendale":
DON'T YOU CALL MY SISTER _____. YOU ARE SO MEAN ELSA HATERS. STOP HATING ELSA! NEVER CALL ELSA A _____ AGAIN! SHE IS NOT A _____ MEAN OLD HATERS!

Seriously just stop. We get it. Elsa is love elsa is life. Elsa is a gift from god. Just shut up! - SammySpore

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65 Poison Poison Poison is an American hair/glam metal band that achieved great commercial success in the mid-1980s to the mid-1990s.

But the only way for it too work is to get it in her mouth...

I'll keep her mouth open.

Come on guys lets get this to number 1

Not unless you use a Splash Posion of Poison! ;D
If not, I'LL DO THE HONOUR OF POURING IT IN! Haha

-ThePinkieMaster

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66 Bugs

Actually, we are planning on throwing: tarantulas, wasps, worms, scorpions, crickets, black widows, leeches, and flies at Elsa.

I would make a pie with a bee on it and all other bugs in this world if she don't taste it bye elsa I'm gonna bite you

While centipedes aren't insects, it would be hilarious. They could blind Elsa with the butt thing and bite her to death.

Throw an Asian Giant Centipede at her! Don't forget Meguarna and Brontoscorpio!

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67 Dangerous Snakes

YOU WILL NOT THROW DANGEROUS SNAKES RIGHT AT CUTE, PRETTY, SWEET ELSA. I'M WARNING YOU, ELSA HATERS. IF YOU EVER THREW DANGEROUS SNAKES AT ELSA, SHE'LL BLEED TO DEATH AND SHE'LL DIE JUST LIKE HER PARENTS DID. YOU ELSA HATERS ARE SUCH BIG FAT MEANIES. SAME GOES FOR YOU ANNA HATERS. THROWING DANGEROUS SNAKES IS NEVER EVER EVEN SAFE, YOU MEAN OLD ELSA HATERS. NOBODY INSULTS ELSA LIKE THAT. ELSA NEVER EVER EVEN DESERVE TO BE INSULTED LIKE THAT AND NEITHER DOES ANNA. DANGEROUS SNAKES ARE REALLY DEADLY, RIGHT? QUIT HATING ON ANNA AND ELSA FROM FROZEN. WHAT DID ELSA EVER DO TO DESERVE TO BE THROWN AT BY DANGEROUS SNAKES?

Fat?! Really Caps Girl. I have drawn the line with you and you are a hypocrite by saying how we shouldn't be mean to Elsa when you're mean to us Elsa haters all the time. Plus I am a healthy person and dislike Elsa. And I really do like her voice actress, but I don't like Elsa. - Anonymousxcxc

Anaconda's and King Cobra's.

Who knows, maybe they could eat the apostrophes off your sentence fragment? - HoH

Oh, and death by snake is different than by storm, idiot.

Please shut up you butthurt frozen fan!

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68 A Door

I love this list! - Thatgirl

NO WAY, ELSA HATERS! YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVEN THROW A DOOR RIGHT AT CUTE, PRETTY, SWEET ELSA. I'M WARNING YOU, ELSA HATING MEANIES. IF YOU EVER THREW A DOOR AT ELSA, SHE'LL GET BRUISES AND SHE'LL CRY TOO. ELSA IS VERY SENSITIVE YOU KNOW. ELSA NEVER EVER EVEN DESERVE TO BE THROWN AT BY A DOOR. THE DOOR IS FOR OPENING AND CLOSING, NOT FOR THROWING AT ELSA FROM FROZEN. YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ELSA, AREN'T YOU? YOU DARE TO INSULT ELSA LIKE THAT? YOU MEAN OLD ELSA HATERS WILL REGRET IT FOR THROWING A DOOR AT ELSA. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, ELSA HATERS. THAT SAME GOES FOR YOU TOO, ANNA HATERS.

Elsa would look better with a lot of bruises. And I will throw all of this stuff at Elsa - GoldenRocket

I'd much rather slam it on some part of her body.

I'd throw her own door at her, so she can stop shutting herself in her own room all day and then we don't have to hear Anna sing ^~^ - Navylexi

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69 A Starship

No if we do that then Nicki Minaj (if she's there) might sing her song Starships. (It's the only song of hers I actually tolerate, but still). - Anonymousxcxc

Try the ghost starship. Full of Jedis, they would crush the starship on Elsa and kill her with lightsabers (damn I think this is evil)

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70 Hot French Fries

Don't! She will eat them!

I mean, the BBQ sauce at Famous Dave's is Wilbur's Revenge.

Hey let's do this

Throw Wilbur's Revenge at her!

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71 Rusty Nails V 2 Comments
72 Fire Axe

Even better, Salamander's Blade of Ashes!

Princess Anna of Arendelle: You will regret it if you ever throw a fire axe at my sister Elsa. She'll bleed to death and die and I won't forgive you for that. You won't throw anything painful at my sister.

Princess Anna of Arendelle: NO YOU WILL NOT THROW A FIRE AXE AT MY SISTER ELSA AND YOU NEVER EVER EVEN WILL. IF YOU DID THAT, SHE'LL BLEED AND DIE AND I'LL NEVER EVER EVEN FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT. YOU JERKS ARE WORSE THAN HANS.

73 Colourful Flares
74 Katana Swords V 3 Comments
75 Sais

Princess Anna of Arendelle: Elsa will bleed and die if you threw a sais weapon at her and I will never ever even forgive you for that. You will regret it. You're worse than Hans.

HEY! This site is for HATERS ONLY so if you're a lover, GTFO!

, this person pretending to be anna is getting just as annoying as that raging fangirl in all caps. - SammySpore

Princess Anna of Arendelle: NO YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVEN THROW A SAIS AT MY SISTER ELSA. IF YOU DID THAT, SHE'LL BLEED AND SHE'LL DIE AND I'LL NEVER EVER EVEN FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. YOU'RE TOTALLY WORSE THAN HANS, AREN'T YOU? NOBODY DARES TO THROW A SAIS AT MY SISTER ELSA.

76 Golf Balls

Princess Anna of Arendelle: You know my sister will get bruises and cry if you threw golf balls at her. I will not let you throw golf balls at my sister Elsa. Nobody throws golf balls at my sister Elsa. Ever. You will never ever even throw golf balls at my sister Elsa. You know Elsa is very sensitive.

77 Ninja Stars V 3 Comments
78 Baseball Bats

I know a boy in my class who is a showoff and plays Little League. I think doing that would make him useful.

Princess Anna of Arendelle: You will not throw baseball bats at my sister Elsa. She'll get bruises and she'll cry if you ever did that. Nobody throws baseballs at her. Ever. My sister is very sensitive.

Me: Haha. I don't care what you say! (Throws baseball bat) screw frozen! - SammySpore

79 Conkers
80 Lava
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