Top Ten Things You'd Like to Throw at Nikki Maxwell from Dork Diaries

The Top Ten
1 A Picture of Brandon Kissing Mackenzie

Yes. Let's do this, and Nikki would commit suicide because she can't marry or have sex with brandon. because brandon is an idiot.

Plus, I have a cousin named brandon, and he is going to sue rachel sussel for using his name without permition first.

She'd probably lock herself up in her room and cry for 12 hours, then delete Brandon from her social page thing or something, and then cry some more.

She would go cry in a corner for the rest of her life! How mean!
PSYCHE! SHE DESERVES IT!

2 A Can of Bitch-Be-Gone Spray

Which makes a lot of sense, considering how much she is one

3 Her Diary... Only Ripped Up and Covered in Dog Doo

She deserve that for sure.

4 A Princess Sugarplum DVD
5 A Picture of Brandon Kissing And/or Hanging Out with Other Girls
6 Greg Heffley Greg Heffley is the main character and narrator of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series written by Jeff Kinney. He lives with his two brothers, Rodrick and Manny Heffley, and his parents, Susan and Frank Heffley.

He would make the face he is making in that picture

Yeah, but this kid is kinda stupid. But good list.

You can't throw Greg, he's too heavy.

7 Cow Poop
8 Spoiled Milk
9 Mackenzie Hollister

I'm sure Mackenzie would happily be thrown.

10 A Bucket of Acid

Intelligent. That would surely make her a mutant fish for real.

The Contenders
11 Her phone

She would absolutely weep.

12 The Coronavirus
13 A Truck
14 Lesbians
15 The Avengers

What idiot out this here?

Who put this here

16 A Dead Rat
17 Bomb

Let's throw a bomb at her.

18 Art Supplies

Nope, sorry. Nothing is worthwhile of Nikki receiving a good taste of punishment for all what she has done, brainwashing many innocent minds and damaging their good name of perception of society.

Life is full of consequences and choices. Be a responsible person.

Can there be something on this list that ISN'T cruel, foul (#1), or heartless?

19 Pearl's Swords

That would cut her head off.

20 A Bus
21 Brianna Maxwell
22 Zoeyesha Ebony Franklin
23 A Boombox with a Justin Bieber DVD in It
24 Amy Rose's Piko Piko Hammer
25 Tomatoes
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