Top 10 Things You'd Wish Farts Smelled Like

The Top Ten
1 Fresh Baked Cookies

I am very surprised Britgirl never made this list. A time where you want to fart, genius.

It would be sweet and disgusting at the same time.

Did you fart or did you made cookies?

Britgirl didn't even comment here!

2 Cinnamon Buns

Now your buns smell like cinnamon buns. Get it?

3 Flowers
4 Perfume/Cologne

Especially Vanilla smelling ones. They always are the best.

5 Peppermint

Like gum does for you, ladies would find your smell attractive.

6 Honey
7 Vanilla

I wish I farted Vanilla. I love it!

My farts smell like vanilla.

8 Chocolate

This would be nice. I love the smell of chocolate...

9 Febreze
10 Teen Spirit
The Contenders
11 Dead Skunk
12 Fruit Loops

I ate fruit loops once and my farts smelled like fruit loops.

13 Eggs
14 Shampoo

Fried chicken

15 Skunk Skunks are mammals known for their ability to spray a liquid with a strong odor. Different species of skunk vary in appearance from black-and-white to brown or cream colored, but all have warning coloration.

Skunk is a common fart odor

16 The Moon

And what does the moon smell like?

17 Dead Animal
18 Roses
19 Pine
20 Clean Babies
21 Perfume
22 Pizza
23 Lysol

It smells way better than those ones with all the colors and smells. Lysol is the best spray ever. It never gets old, even if you spray it a lot.

24 Fried Chicken
25 Soap
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