Top 10 Things You'd Wish Farts Smelled Like


The Top Ten

1 Fresh Baked Cookies

I am very surprised Britgirl never made this list. A time where you want to fart, genius. - DapperPickle

Did you fart or did you made cookies? - QueenIrisIceQueen

Britgirl didn't even comment here! - Animefan12

It would be sweet and disgusting at the same time. - nintendofan126

2 Flowers
3 Perfume/Cologne

Especially Vanilla smelling ones. They always are the best. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

That would be much better than poop. - LeRoiDesSapins

4 Cinnamon Buns

Now your buns smell like cinnamon buns. Get it? - QueenIrisIceQueen

5 Peppermint

Like gum does for you, ladies would find your smell attractive.

6 Vanilla

My farts smell like vanilla. - QueenIrisIceQueen

I wish I farted Vanilla. I love it! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Honey
8 Chocolate

This would be nice. I love the smell of chocolate... - Minecraftcrazy530

9 Febreze
10 Lysol

It smells way better than those ones with all the colors and smells. Lysol is the best spray ever. It never gets old, even if you spray it a lot. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Fruit Loops

I ate fruit loops once and my farts smelled like fruit loops. - QueenIrisIceQueen

12 Shampoo

Fried chicken

13 Pizza
14 Eggs
15 Fried Chicken
16 Teen Spirit
17 Skunk Skunk Skunks are mammals known for their ability to spray a liquid with a strong odor. Different species of skunk vary in appearance from black-and-white to brown or cream colored, but all have warning coloration.
18 Dead Skunk
19 Dead Animal
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