Top 10 Things You'd Wish Farts Smelled Like


The Top Ten

1 Fresh Baked Cookies

I am very surprised Britgirl never made this list. A time where you want to fart, genius. - DapperPickle

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2 Cinnamon Buns

Now your buns smell like cinnamon buns. Get it? - QueenIrisIceQueen

3 Flowers
4 Perfume/Cologne

Especially Vanilla smelling ones. They always are the best. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Peppermint

Like gum does for you, ladies would find your smell attractive.

6 Honey
7 Vanilla

My farts smell like vanilla. - QueenIrisIceQueen

I wish I farted Vanilla. I love it! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 Chocolate

This would be nice. I love the smell of chocolate... - Minecraftcrazy530

9 Febreze
10 Fruit Loops

I ate fruit loops once and my farts smelled like fruit loops. - QueenIrisIceQueen

The Contenders

11 Pizza
12 Eggs
13 Lysol

It smells way better than those ones with all the colors and smells. Lysol is the best spray ever. It never gets old, even if you spray it a lot. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Shampoo
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