Top Ten Things Your Pets Do that You Don't Want to See

The Top Ten
1 Hump

My dog humps nearly all the time. The only thing I'm missing is the song "My Humps" but it's so horrible I don't wanna listen to it anymo.

Hehe I saw my birds do that to each other. It was horrible for ten whole minutes.

Come on it's a natural act people

2 Give Birth

Unless it's a giraffe. That just fell out nice and smoothly

If you don't want to see this, spay and neuter!

...I kinda find it beautiful!

No thanks its ugly

3 Eat

Ugh dogs eat horribly with no manners. Well the dog I vist called rico does he jumps on the dinner table and looks for more food.

But I love seeing all of my fish eat. However my bird is one of the messiest eaters.

So true I have 3 birds they finish the food so quickly plus they flick the food everywhete

4 Poo

Yeah just pooing like usall but one thing you don't want to see is your pet doing it in your room.

I see dogs poop all the time

5 Share Food

Well back to my birds.My bird emerald was eating and drinking like normal untill she flies up and regurgitates the seeds and gives it to jy other bird topaz.Itbwas horrid.

6 Have Sex

If I were forced to watch this, I think I would have to bleach my eyes...

7 Pee
8 Pick Their Nose

I visted a diary farm once in Japan and saw a cow sticking its tounge in it's nostrils.

9 Test

Well testing for dogs is figuring out if the other dog is a female or a male by sticking their nose into the other dogs ass/sniffing is another way to sqy it.

10 Vomit
The Contenders
11 Fight
12 Die
13 Coprophagia
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