Top 10 Thoughts Children Below 4 Years Old Might Have

The Top Ten

1 Cartoon characters exist

Yep, I used to think that.

2 Notes of money blooming from a money plant

3 What goes on TV happens inside the TV

*crash crash crash! *

4 The sky is a roof

5 The horizon is a place where the sea and sky physically meet

6 The sun rotates the earth

7 Barney looks so scary!

I'm sure most little kids would be easily scared by people in anthropomorphic character costumes.

8 Why do sharp things poke?

9 Why do we fart even though we have the capability to prevent farting?

To lighten the mood!

10 Rain occurs when clouds cry

Adults used to tell me that rain occurs when the sky pees...

The Contenders

11 When a person shoots someone with a gun, the person getting shot dies by magic

12 How can I feel that I am Me and not someone else?

13 What is sex?

14 When I grow up, I want to be a tiger

15 Are clowns scary?

16 When I grow up, I want to be Batman

Kill your parents first. (Just kidding, don't do it. )

BAdd New Item