Best Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "If we see any mermaids, I'm going to ask them where their merginas are"

So funny! - Margarida

Does anyone know where their mergina's are?

2 "I am a smart, strong, sensual woman"
3 "My crotch is itchy"
4 "And if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"
5 "Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in"
6 "Butt"
7 "If you need me, I'll be here on the floor dying"

Poor tina - Margarida

8 "Dad, if you believe you're beautiful, you will be. I did"
9 "Oh it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life"
10 "your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it"

The Contenders

11 I wear hearing glasses not hearing aids, Mom.
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