Best Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "I am a smart, strong, sensual woman"

2 "If we see any mermaids, I'm going to ask them where their merginas are"

3 "And if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"

4 "My crotch is itchy"

5 "Butt"

6 "Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in"

7 "If you need me, I'll be here on the floor dying"

8 "Oh it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life"

9 "Dad, if you believe you're beautiful, you will be. I did"

10 "your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it"

The Contenders

11 "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else"

12 I wear hearing glasses not hearing aids, Mom.

13 "Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"

14 "Is it possible to love 25 people at once?"

15 ''I have a photographic butt memory''

16 "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself."

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