Best Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "If we see any mermaids, I'm going to ask them where their merginas are"

Does anyone know where their mergina's are?

So funny! - Margarida

2 "I am a smart, strong, sensual woman"

I love this - Margarida

3 "And if boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"
4 "My crotch is itchy"
5 "Butt"
6 "Just when I think I'm out, those cheeks pull me right back in"
7 "If you need me, I'll be here on the floor dying"

Poor tina - Margarida

8 "Dad, if you believe you're beautiful, you will be. I did"
9 "Oh it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life"
10 "your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it"

The Contenders

11 "I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else"
12 I wear hearing glasses not hearing aids, Mom.
13 "I don't need a boy to pay attention to me. I'll pay attention to myself."
14 "Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
15 "Is it possible to love 25 people at once?"
16 ''I have a photographic butt memory''
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