Best Tina Belcher Quotes

The Top Ten

1 I'm a smart, strong, sensual woman.

2 Time for the charm bomb to explode.

3 Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.

4 Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?

5 Oh, it’s okay. I guess I wasn’t meant to have a good life.

6 Uhhh.

7 If we see any mermaids I’m gonna ask them where their merginas are.

8 Butts.

9 Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random but they're my phone number.

10 If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor, dying.

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