Top Ten Tips to Get Kids to Stop Screaming "Mom It's the Ice Cream Truck!!"
The Top Ten
1 Say it is a garbage truck that plays music.
But what if they look outside? But whenever the Ice Cream Truck comes my mom always let's me get it!
2 Say their ice cream is out of date.
The ice cream that they sell actually expired over 20 years ago and it will smell really horrible, even worse than vomit, dead body and diarrhea combined!
3 Say their ice cream is poisoned.
4 Say their ice cream has insects inside of it.
5 Say that they are scary monsters at nighttime.
The ice cream truck will kill you at night,when you are lying in bed typing a comment on this exact comment on this list on this item-OH GOD
6 Say their ice cream can give you cancer.
7 Say their ice cream has alcohol in it.
8 Say that chocolate ice cream is made of poop.
9 Say the sound it makes means they're all out.
I've heard this before! I get ice cream every time!
10 Say that vanilla ice cream is made out of pee.
The Contenders
11 Say their ice cream will melting in seconds.
12 Say that the ice cream has poop
13 Say that too much ice cream can give you diabetes
14 Say they only play music when they’re out of ice cream
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