Best Tom Anderson Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "BWAAAH!! WHAT?! PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY!!! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT, DAMMIT!!! GET OUT OF HERE, AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKING IN HERE AGAIN, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE YOU!!! Ahhh, dammit! Now I gotta straighten up in here, god damn it!"

2 "Get the hell off my property, you son of a b***h!"

3 "Boy, I never seen two kids do so much damned whacking."

4 "Well, I can see you boys ain't like the usual hooligans hanging around here. Like these two fellas, uhh, Buffcoat and Beaver."

5 "One of 'em calls himself Butthole. The other one's name is Joe, I think. I believe they were oriental."

6 "...They're like a couple of spider monkeys!"

7 "You and I are gonna tangle!"

8 "Must be one of them damn buzzard-hawks!"

9 "What I'd give for five minutes alone with those two little bastards who took my mower."

10 “Boy I’ll tell you what, Dusty. I felt like a one-legged cat tryin’ to bury turds on a frozen pond out there today,”

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