Greatest Tommy Lee Jones Quotes in Movies

The Top Ten

1 "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Men in Black

2 "There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!" - Double Jeopardy

3 "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." - Lonesome Dove

4 "I've come to create a new country called chaos, and a new government called anarchy." - Blown Away

5 "Rules of engagement: one, whoever sees the other person first is the winner; two, whoever gets seen first is toast." - Free Birds

6 "What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and dog house in that area." - The Fugitive

7 "I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come into my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does." - No Country for Old Men

8 "One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion." - Batman Forever

9 "You take water, for example. Sometimes it's water, sometimes it's ice. Sometimes it's steam, vapor. It always the same old H2O.'' - Blue Sky

10 ''We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!'' - Small Soldiers

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