Angry Outlaw #31 Custer's Revenge Allegations

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Man what is going with all these power hungry celebrities having sexual allegations all out a sudden you got Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Louis C.K., and even politicians like Al Franken are guilty of this too, but you know what other game that might as well be in that next category of allegations that's right there is a video game that actually relates with everything I just said...

His the meanest outlaw in all of america, he does not hold back anything or anyone,
he'd rather stick it up there's and go screw a limp wang,
then talk about the dreaded terror of furious strength in full power of rage there is no stopping the angry outlaw,
he is the angry! angry! Outlaw!

As I explained many times Atari was the kings of video games before Nintendo eventually recovered from the terrible 1983 crash, and in that time there was one game that ranks as one of the worst games of all time, and it is in fact even related in a simplistic way of Thanksgiving if you look at it the way I do, and that Custer's Revenge for the Atari 2600 oh god... why i'm doing this? So that you should not do what I put myself into this shamefulness. Custer's Revenge also known as General Retreat is one of the most notoriously bad video games in history for its target in adults during this time Atari had a hand full of adult related games some of which are pointless that are like this, but more screwy. The game can be sum up very ridiculously quick since the plot is general rape of yes a native american women that is the goal. This should of been called Custer's Revenge Allegations you know to make them regret coming out NO that makes even more bad press then it already is. While literally trying to score your sick revenge you are also dodging arrows, and cannonballs which is being represented even though it does none of those. Now back in my middle school days I was educated diddly squat of who general Custer was during the Civil war sessions until eventually doing research as the general figure in the battle of Little Bighorn. If your asking what did I have well I had Robert E. Lee, and Grant that most people knew... moving on. Here's something interesting in the original branding of the cover it rebranded as ''Westward Ho'' don't you mean western native to be technical. Here's a terrible scenario, but what if they made a game where Christopher Columbus was doing similarities with how Mystique yeah not not X-men by the way in case you were wondering tweaked it to the point they made as well of had that set to title it like indigenous day's revenge are something dumb as that. Point is portraying actual history may not be a good idea half the time, and this is easily the worst offender of that trying to emulate historical events in which has none of those things. If it did it would be one screwed thanksgiving gathering.

Oh did you think that was it no not even far from over, actually let's revisit the cover of the game, and let us image all those alligators you on the news today well that symbolism is best described when you see the native women look very uncomfortable I mean the irony of it all. Come to think let's just look at these title for a second... remember when I mentioned Mystique well the company was known to make strictly those type of games in which they were way too similar, and way too much for gamers to watch without vomiting. What if one masochists said ''let's play Custer's Revenge'' everyone would say freaking nuts for picking something as that while everyone is dining, ans eating most likely Turkey I mean just the nerve to even attempt that is something else. Let's see here we got X-Man in which the cover shows a man getting ready put out, and not the X-men everyone knows, and loves. Next we have Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em which is take my word way more screwed up than Custer's Revenge f the simple goal of that in nothing compared to what your given in this just horrifying nightmares. I'm just naming the more popular title because well they had plenty of other ones, but the testament of suckage easily goes to Custer, and his sickening revenge being an easily one of the bottom 10 worst games of all time. Some have argued its even worse than E.T I can see why, but for now I wanna eat some turkey!

Comments

Don't forget John Lasseter was accused of sexual misconduct, the dude who practically created Pixar. Anyways this game is a disgrace to not only the Atari, but video game history. - TristGamer

Just found out, and unbelievable, this was made before he was revealed. - htoutlaws2012

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