Top Ten Calvin and Hobbes Characters


The Top Ten

1 Hobbes Hobbes

Hobbes is so underrated. He had all of the better lines and moments, he's smart, funny and sophisticated. He deserves to be the best character in Calvin and Hobbes. - brookeloveslotr

Well, no arguing. With all the balance of philosophical insight and hilarious one-liners, Hobbes clearly outpaces anyone, even Calvin himself.

Hobbes is the best! The reason I like him better than Calvin is because he isn't as obnoxious.

I would love to know someone like Hobbes.

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2 Calvin

He is very selfish and thinks the world was created just for him to be crowned as king. He deserves the bad things happening to him and I never feel pity for him! He may be the reason why some woman don't want kids! He is ugly and disgusting creature! He blames others for the bad stuff that happens to him! He is such a devil! Nobody in the universe really likes him! When its new years he never changes!

Its not his parents fault or Susie's fault if he would have acted like less of a jerk and think about their and his consideration for once they wouldn't have to treat him like trash! He says that people act like jerks but really he thinks way to highly of himself which is no wonder no one likes him!

Calvin is the best character! He's funny and great! And I'm against Dad, Mom, but I HATE Susie the most!

Best comic strip ever

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3 Dad

Although lanky, he's hot. His big nose & Luigi-like personality can actually rival Mario.

How tall is Calvin's father? Is he 6'0" & at a weight of 135 pounds? He appears to be lanky for a man & any adult.

Always outdoors at miserable times or in miserable weather

"Being cold builds character." - IcetailofWishClan

4 Mom

She's sexy. If only she worn her hair in different styles. Other than that, she'd be a speed-based Olympic athlete. I'd let Tails from the Sonic franchise bang her a lot of times.

Why does everyone think all the characters are sexy? Mom, and Roslyn are sexy, and Susie and hobbes are cute, they would make a great couple! Dad and moe are downright ugly

I only read it for the humor. Not how sexy a character is. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL

She'd look sexy in a JassyCoco design with her head design used for the current Calvin & Hobbes strips.

5 Susie

She is sexy. Also, she is Calvin's answer to Mario's Wario/Princess Peach.

Susie deserved to be in the Tricksters Story in the Vsncouver, Canada/Seattle, USA 2028 Summer Olympic Games alongside Waluigi & his rival, Dr. Eggman.

6 Mrs. Wormwood

She needs to wear other stuff than a dress.

Mrs.wormwood is evil

7 Rosalyn

Rosalyn is sexy & she could even rival Princess Daisy & Sonic the Hedgehog. Also, she'll be a stamina-based Olympic athlete.

Rosalyn is awesome, she is the only person Calvin fears.

Imagine Rosalyn in a bikini or completely naked having a JassyCoco body design standing at 5'10".

8 Moe

He is tall for his age & needs to kidnap Princess Peach.

Why would you like Moe! - RalphBob

9 Spaceman Spiff

He's sexy. Also, he needs to come back in the newly conceived Calvin & Hobbes compilation "It's an Epic Universe" whereas most of the strips are random crossovers.

9/10 stars for Calvin & Hobbes.

None for Archie Comics & it's spinoffs.

This guy needs to be higher up on the list. No question.

Can he ever not crash his ship?

10 Stupendous Man

Stupendous Man is sexy. He needed to continue after the Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat strip where he had to regive his Stupendous Man mask.

S for Stupendous!
T for Tiger, ferocity of!
U for Underwear, red!
P for Powerful!
E for Excellent Physique!
N for...well, something, I'll come back to that...
D for Determination!
U for...wait, is this how you spell it? Is it I?

The Contenders

11 Principal Spittle
12 Captain Napalm

He's sexy. If only he were back.

Calvin & Hobbes will have new comic strips by its 30th anniversary.

13 Amy

If only she were used.

Sonic the Hedgehog's Amy Rose is like a younger sister to Sonic the Hedgehog.


14 Tracer Bullet
15 Dinosaurs

They should be in the top 5, especially if it were Calvin being a dinosaur.

16 Binky Betsy
17 Mr. Bun
18 Safari Al
19 Doctor
20 Goody-Two-Shoes
21 Calvin's Duplicate
22 Alien
23 Uncle Max
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