Top 10 Mighty Boosh Characters

The most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later...

The Top Ten

1 Vince Noir

his hair is virtually a hat! All hats suit him.

the cutest little thing ive ever seen I LOVE HIM

I'm The Mighty Boosh fan of the millennium :) Love the show, dream about it!

noel fielding and vince noir aree sexyyyyyyyy i love himm xx

2 Old Gregg

Honestly the best character ever!

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

*Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

*I got all things that are good.

*It's attached to your rod, mother licker!

*I got a mangina!

*You seen my downstairs mix-up.

*I'm Old Gregg!

*Bailey's. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige

*Easy now my fuzzy little man peach

*And this ones as close as you can get to Baileys without gettin' your eyes wet.

The funniest character on the show by far! He's a nice modern gentleman. He's got a mangina what can be that!

Some say he's half-man, half-fish. Others say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he's one fishy bastard.

Funniest by far... IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!! Hes the funniest but probably, no no, THE weirdest on the show. Beastly show!

3 Howard Moon

"He has hair like brown smoke and small eyes like a crab...and he is an absolute genius. Howard Moon rocks. Nuff said."

Yeh he's okay apart from the fact that he likes Jazz. He just needs to deal with criticism properly. Look at the 2 kittens for goodness sake!

If death comes a knocking, i invite him in, hello, i say, would you like a cup of tea!

his moves are like being caressed by a natural yoghurt!

4 The Hitcher

Eels up inside ya. Finding an entrance where they can. Lol. I love that song. And the Hatcher song too. He is really funny! #awesome

A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders

elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.

I ain't gonna kill ya, i want a sprinkle you onion!

5 Tony Harrison


how can u forget toney he is a pink head man and is a member of the crunch he is a youneak finker and needs some 1 els 2 write down his ideas becos he has no hands.he suffers from travil sickness but clames he is good on horses.

I've had a liquid breakfast, champagne on my golden grahams!

Can't walk, but has a papoose...and wheel you can attatch to his chin, a bit like a skate

My navigational skills are second to none!

6 The Moon

Some people is like the moon, aw he's white and gentle. Other people is like eugh he's a vanilla rapist get him away from our kids.

Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)

I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)

"I did a song! Jupiter, I did a aint got one...yeeah!"

7 Naboo The Enigma

Naboo is amazing. I like it in one of the earlier episodes when he just starts squeezing a frog for no reason!

I'm gonna have to turn my back on you

I love Naboo!! He should soo be number 1!!!!!

nabo is sexy and the best character! I love him

8 Bob Fossil

Chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

the only man that knows why you should never bring a cricket bat to greece.

nicey nicey zoo zoo for him and her and me and you!

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET. And that's why I don't like Cricket!

9 Saboo

"And your perfect are you? "

"I'm pretty good"

"You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!"

"It's crunch-time!"

He shows a lot of sarcasm an it's really funny.

Played by the fabulous Richard Ayoade, the crunch had me in hysterics for days.

10 Bollo

look at bollo.. the lines and wisdom in his face.. from his years in the jungle.. the circus... that chat show he hosted

I was on fire. Bangin out tune after tune.

The only thing that can say I've got a bad feeling about this better than Han Solo

He should be dead right now.

The Contenders

11 Kirk

Kirk is weird and he is an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind. That's so funny am I right

I love the way he is the worst/evilist person there but Saboo never seems to notice that he is a erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind

12 Crack Fox

I'm gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!

oh nothing, just making funny noises

"I'm gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "

"those are my squishy boots"

That crack Fox is so creepy!

13 Dixon Bainbridge

Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound

I can't explain it. But somehow he is just super funny. He's a man of action!

A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!

Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble

14 Mr. Susan

Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world...

"your failing to take into account... my mirror balls!"

Cut off those mirror balls, you!

My name is Mr. Susan. And now it is time for you to do the choosin'!

15 Rudi Van Disarzio

High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider

Im also known as...clillit BANG

16 The Spirit Of Jazz

I'm the spirit of jazz. Jazz is the worst genre but the spirit of jazz is cool and awesome. (So vote now. )

"oh damn it, my hats on fire! Why didn't you tell me fool!" "i'm gonna have to buy a new hat"

Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!

Ill be in you, like a warm kitten

17 Nan Bread

I love naan bread

im going to a fancy dress party as him yay

I'm sorry. But why on earth is he above Milky Joe and Rudin. Why? Nan bread is tasty, but he isn't really bringing anything into the show. He can't even speak.

18 Milky Joe

Scary and spooky the thought of the coco nuts coming to life. But Milky Joe is all right!

I love coconuts!

19 Tommy

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my teat, but i try to be discreet.. ohhhhh cheese! ohhhhh cheese!

he's a cheesey geezer.

20 sandstorm

Love love... Love love... Love love.

21 Toney Harrison

This is an outrage. But Tony isn't an outrage he is really funny even though he can't walk and knows nothing of the crunch.

He knows nothing of the crunch

22 Spider Dijon

im a drummer you know, i like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then i fall over in the dirt. and when i wake up the next day i do it all again!

23 The Funk

Old Greg is so lucky that he has the funk. Until Howard steals it.

24 Electro Girls

Ultra and Neon, played bt Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel's girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue's boyfriend.

"driving along on the plastic dream,
heart beats fast like a tiny machine,
i am elect boy...
i am electro girl"

25 Mrs. Gideon

you can't hang a python! Course you can he's all neck!

Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn's love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

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