Top Mighty Boosh Characters

The most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later...

The Top Ten

1 Howard Moon

"He has hair like brown smoke and small eyes like a crab...and he is an absolute genius. Howard Moon rocks. Nuff said."

Yeh he's okay apart from the fact that he likes Jazz. He just needs to deal with criticism properly. Look at the 2 kittens for goodness sake!

If death comes a knocking, i invite him in, hello, i say, would you like a cup of tea!

-You are to be thrown into the pit of eternal fire...for heinous crimes...
-But Bollo led a clean life...
-Yeh, but you bummed that fox...
-That's just a rumour...
-No smoke without fire...which incidentally you'll be seeing quite a bit of from hereon in...

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2 Vince Noir

his hair is virtually a hat! All hats suit him.

the cutest little thing ive ever seen I LOVE HIM

I'm The Mighty Boosh fan of the millennium :) Love the show, dream about it!

Where do I start. He's got incredible hair, he's looks awesome. Vince Nior is really the best person on earth. He's obviously number 1 and I wish I could see him in real life. And hopefully I will.

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3 Bob Fossil

Chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

the only man that knows why you should never bring a cricket bat to greece.

nicey nicey zoo zoo for him and her and me and you!

Although crazy, I like him. He is a very unique character on the show

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4 Old Gregg

The funniest character on the show by far! He's a nice modern gentleman. He's got a mangina what can be that!

Some say he's half-man, half-fish. Others say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he's one fishy bastard.

Funniest by far... IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!! Hes the funniest but probably, no no, THE weirdest on the show. Beastly show! - fireinside96

Did s/he eat Daggett's tail? - DA25

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5 Mr. Susan

Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world... - RedStripedd

"your failing to take into account... my mirror balls!"

Cut off those mirror balls, you! - DA25

6 Tony Harrison


how can u forget toney he is a pink head man and is a member of the crunch he is a youneak finker and needs some 1 els 2 write down his ideas becos he has no hands.he suffers from travil sickness but clames he is good on horses.

I've had a liquid breakfast, champagne on my golden grahams!

Can't walk, but has a papoose...and wheel you can attatch to his chin, a bit like a skate

Tony Harrison is weird but funny. His voice is annoying.

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7 Saboo

"And your perfect are you? "

"I'm pretty good"

"You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!"

"It's crunch-time!"

He shows a lot of sarcasm an it's really funny.

Played by the fabulous Richard Ayoade, the crunch had me in hysterics for days.

8 The Spirit Of Jazz

I'm the spirit of jazz. Jazz is the worst genre but the spirit of jazz is cool and awesome. (So vote now. )

"oh damn it, my hats on fire! Why didn't you tell me fool!" "i'm gonna have to buy a new hat"

Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!

Ill be in you, like a warm kitten

9 The Hitcher

Eels up inside ya. Finding an entrance where they can. Lol. I love that song. And the Hatcher song too. He is really funny! #awesome

A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders

elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. - GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

The Peppermint Nightmare is Back!

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10 The Moon

Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)

Some people is like the moon, aw he's white and gentle. Other people is like eugh he's a vanilla rapist get him away from our kids.

I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)

Everybody look at the moon. Everybody seein' the moon. The moon is bright, its milky white...

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The Contenders

11 Naboo The Enigma

Naboo is amazing. I like it in one of the earlier episodes when he just starts squeezing a frog for no reason!

I love Naboo!! He should soo be number 1!!!!!

nabo is sexy and the best character! I love him

I think he should be in the top 10. He can totally replace Tommy. Tommy is a freako. Naboo is also a freak but start voting for Naboo cause he is bifar better than tommy.

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12 Dixon Bainbridge

Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound

I can't explain it. But somehow he is just super funny. He's a man of action!

A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!

Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble

13 Tommy

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my teat, but i try to be discreet.. ohhhhh cheese! ohhhhh cheese!

he's a cheesey geezer.

14 Bollo

look at bollo.. the lines and wisdom in his face.. from his years in the jungle.. the circus... that chat show he hosted

The only thing that can say I've got a bad feeling about this better than Han Solo

I was on fire. Bangin out tune after tune.

He should be dead right now. - DA25

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15 Kirk

Kirk is weird and he is an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind. That's so funny am I right

I love the way he is the worst/evilist person there but Saboo never seems to notice that he is a erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind

16 Crack Fox

I'm gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!

oh nothing, just making funny noises

"I'm gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "

"those are my squishy boots"

Should be in the top 3

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17 Nan Bread

I love naan bread

im going to a fancy dress party as him yay

I'm sorry. But why on earth is he above Milky Joe and Rudin. Why? Nan bread is tasty, but he isn't really bringing anything into the show. He can't even speak.

18 Rudi Van Disarzio

High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider

Im also known as...clillit BANG

19 Milky Joe

Scary and spooky the thought of the coco nuts coming to life. But Milky Joe is all right!

I love coconuts! - DA25

20 sandstorm

Love love... Love love... Love love.

21 Toney Harrison

This is an outrage. But Tony isn't an outrage he is really funny even though he can't walk and knows nothing of the crunch.

He knows nothing of the crunch

22 Spider Dijon

im a drummer you know, i like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then i fall over in the dirt. and when i wake up the next day i do it all again!

23 The Funk

Old Greg is so lucky that he has the funk. Until Howard steals it.

24 Electro Girls

Ultra and Neon, played bt Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel's girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue's boyfriend.

"driving along on the plastic dream,
heart beats fast like a tiny machine,
i am elect boy...
i am electro girl"

25 Mrs. Gideon

you can't hang a python! Course you can he's all neck!

Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn's love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

26 Jack Cooper
27 Charlie

Has the abilty to hypnotize people making them dance.

he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum

He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.

Eric Philips the crocodile helped him. - DA25

28 Mr. Susan

Mirror balls! Look at them shine! Look at them shine! Look at them shining!

29 Jahooli! the lepoard.

Looked after young Vince while Brian Ferry was on tour. Fed Vince soft tasty meat from a Gazzelle he had zapped with a laser, then had a little sleepy. good times.

30 Big Leg
31 Kodiak Jack

The seedy old bushman who wants a piece of Vince

32 The Beta-Max Bandit

Betamax is a feared obsolete format who takes rule of a small run-down desert village in the episode 'The Priest and the Beast'. It was believed his anger originated from his becoming obsolete to VHS, until he reveals his rage is in reality because Spider Dijon made love to his wife. He vents his fury by killing any men he finds in the village.

"Prepare to die, PIGDOGS"

33 Black Frost

A phantom of the arctic, with spikey hair and hands and riduculously moderific red boots. He is the "icey b*****d"!

34 Lester
35 Mark - They guy in the cupboard
36 Pie Face Man

He's also a speedboat salesman who wants to go out with Vince for drinks sometime after the show.

The man Vince thinks owns Pie Face Records but just has a face of pie.

37 Nanatoo

It so creepy and ran a shiver down my spine the first time I watched it.

This little old lady is th

38 Extreme Sports Calander

Not you Extreme Sports Calander!

39 Cheeseman

The cheese man is called tommy.

Cnt remember his name.. Howard's heroe... Sings the funnie song!

40 Stu
41 Monkey

The girl that covers herself in peanut butter, drinks her own urine and almost falls in love with Rudi Van Disarzio

42 Fire
43 Archaeology Boy

Digging up bones with a plastic spade, finding ruins from another age! I'm archeology boy, I'm archeology girl!

Digging up bones with a plastic spade! I am Archeoligic Boy!

44 Hamilton Cork

Your book will be published and your going to be a famous writer

45 Terminal Margaret

There he is. Get him

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