Top Mighty Boosh CharactersThe most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later...
The Top Ten
"He has hair like brown smoke and small eyes like a crab...and he is an absolute genius. Howard Moon rocks. Nuff said."
Yeh he's okay apart from the fact that he likes Jazz. He just needs to deal with criticism properly. Look at the 2 kittens for goodness sake!
If death comes a knocking, i invite him in, hello, i say, would you like a cup of tea!
How can the great Jazz Maverick not be ranked as number one, this is an outrage!V 11 Comments
his hair is virtually a hat! All hats suit him.
the cutest little thing ive ever seen I LOVE HIM
I'm The Mighty Boosh fan of the millennium :) Love the show, dream about it!
noel fielding and vince noir aree sexyyyyyyyy i love himm xx
Chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him
the only man that knows why you should never bring a cricket bat to greece.
nicey nicey zoo zoo for him and her and me and you!
I DON'T LIKE CRICKET. And that's why I don't like Cricket!V 7 Comments
The funniest character on the show by far! He's a nice modern gentleman. He's got a mangina what can be that!
Some say he's half-man, half-fish. Others say he's more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he's one fishy bastard.
Funniest by far... IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!! Hes the funniest but probably, no no, THE weirdest on the show. Beastly show! - fireinside96
mmm... baileys, motherlicker! yeah, i've been to a club where people wee on each other!V 14 Comments
Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world... - RedStripedd
"your failing to take into account... my mirror balls!"
Cut off those mirror balls, you! - DA25
THIS IS AN OUT RAGE!!!
how can u forget toney he is a pink head man and is a member of the crunch he is a youneak finker and needs some 1 els 2 write down his ideas becos he has no hands.he suffers from travil sickness but clames he is good on horses.
I've had a liquid breakfast, champagne on my golden grahams!
Can't walk, but has a papoose...and wheel you can attatch to his chin, a bit like a skate
My navigational skills are second to none!V 2 Comments
"And your perfect are you? "
"I'm pretty good"
"You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!"
He shows a lot of sarcasm an it's really funny.
Played by the fabulous Richard Ayoade, the crunch had me in hysterics for days.
I'm the spirit of jazz. Jazz is the worst genre but the spirit of jazz is cool and awesome. (So vote now. )
"oh damn it, my hats on fire! Why didn't you tell me fool!" "i'm gonna have to buy a new hat"
Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!
Ill be in you, like a warm kitten
Eels up inside ya. Finding an entrance where they can. Lol. I love that song. And the Hatcher song too. He is really funny! #awesome
A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders
elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. - GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict
I ain't gonna kill ya, i want a sprinkle you onion!V 8 Comments
Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)
Some people is like the moon, aw he's white and gentle. Other people is like eugh he's a vanilla rapist get him away from our kids.
I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)
"I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song...you aint got one...yeeah!"V 5 Comments
Naboo is amazing. I like it in one of the earlier episodes when he just starts squeezing a frog for no reason!
I love Naboo!! He should soo be number 1!!!!!
nabo is sexy and the best character! I love him
I'm gonna have to turn my back on youV 4 Comments
Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound
I can't explain it. But somehow he is just super funny. He's a man of action!
A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!
Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble
Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my teat, but i try to be discreet.. ohhhhh cheese! ohhhhh cheese!
he's a cheesey geezer.
look at bollo.. the lines and wisdom in his face.. from his years in the jungle.. the circus... that chat show he hosted
The only thing that can say I've got a bad feeling about this better than Han Solo
I was on fire. Bangin out tune after tune.
He should be dead right now. - DA25V 3 Comments
Kirk is weird and he is an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind. That's so funny am I right
I love the way he is the worst/evilist person there but Saboo never seems to notice that he is a erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind
I'm gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!
oh nothing, just making funny noises
"I'm gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "
"those are my squishy boots"
That crack Fox is so creepy!V 2 Comments
I love naan bread
im going to a fancy dress party as him yay
I'm sorry. But why on earth is he above Milky Joe and Rudin. Why? Nan bread is tasty, but he isn't really bringing anything into the show. He can't even speak.
High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider
Im also known as...clillit BANG
Scary and spooky the thought of the coco nuts coming to life. But Milky Joe is all right!
I love coconuts! - DA25
Love love... Love love... Love love.
This is an outrage. But Tony isn't an outrage he is really funny even though he can't walk and knows nothing of the crunch.
He knows nothing of the crunch
im a drummer you know, i like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then i fall over in the dirt. and when i wake up the next day i do it all again!
Old Greg is so lucky that he has the funk. Until Howard steals it.
Ultra and Neon, played bt Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel's girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue's boyfriend.
"driving along on the plastic dream,
heart beats fast like a tiny machine,
i am elect boy...
i am electro girl"
you can't hang a python! Course you can he's all neck!
Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn's love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks
Has the abilty to hypnotize people making them dance.
he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum
He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.
Eric Philips the crocodile helped him. - DA25
Mirror balls! Look at them shine! Look at them shine! Look at them shining!
Looked after young Vince while Brian Ferry was on tour. Fed Vince soft tasty meat from a Gazzelle he had zapped with a laser, then had a little sleepy. good times.
The seedy old bushman who wants a piece of Vince
Betamax is a feared obsolete format who takes rule of a small run-down desert village in the episode 'The Priest and the Beast'. It was believed his anger originated from his becoming obsolete to VHS, until he reveals his rage is in reality because Spider Dijon made love to his wife. He vents his fury by killing any men he finds in the village.
"Prepare to die, PIGDOGS"
A phantom of the arctic, with spikey hair and hands and riduculously moderific red boots. He is the "icey b*****d"!
He's also a speedboat salesman who wants to go out with Vince for drinks sometime after the show.
The man Vince thinks owns Pie Face Records but just has a face of pie.
It so creepy and ran a shiver down my spine the first time I watched it.
This little old lady is th
BIGEST DEAMON OF THEM ALL!!!
Not you Extreme Sports Calander!
The cheese man is called tommy.
Cnt remember his name.. Howard's heroe... Sings the funnie song!
The girl that covers herself in peanut butter, drinks her own urine and almost falls in love with Rudi Van Disarzio
Digging up bones with a plastic spade, finding ruins from another age! I'm archeology boy, I'm archeology girl!
Digging up bones with a plastic spade! I am Archeoligic Boy!
Your book will be published and your going to be a famous writer
There he is. Get him
Related ListsTop 10 Mighty Boosh Characters Portrayed by Noel Fielding Top 10 Mighty Boosh Episodes Top 10 Mighty Magiswords Characters Best Mighty Med and Lab Rats Characters Best Mighty Med Characters
12 years, 268 days old
2. Bob Fossil
3. Mr. Susan
2. Bob Fossil
3. The Hitcher