Top Ten South Park Episodes

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21 Trapped in the Closet

Well I was just standing here, when tom cruise locked himself in the closet.

Well, I was just sitting here, looking at the top ten South Park episodes...THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN!

I Love This Episode But What Tom Cruise Tried To Do The Show In Response Is Still Unforgivable

I hate this episode it stole Chef from us - Ihateschool

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22 Pinkeye

This is the Halloween special! My personal favourite because of all the zombies and all the kids wearing chebacca outfits. My first episode

Cartman's "ghost" costume was the best part of this episode

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23 Woodland Critter Christmas

Let me tell you why this is a good episode, you see, Cartman tells this story to torture Stan and Kyle and I think that is both clever and charming. The story gets a little bit gross and satanic, however, in the end it's all resolved and that leaves for the Christmas spirit you feel when you hear the song, "Christmas Time is Once a Year" which is a parody of every Christmas song out there... Then the ending speaks about how charming Christmas can be, wherever you are spending Christmas, it sure as hell is better than spending it in South Park.

I love the mountain lion cubs! They are so cute! Kyle, Butters, Ike and Kenny are the cutest characters in the series. Kyle is so cute! - meows

Exactly how is this a good episode?! First of all, Stan kills the mountain lion and all the baby mountin Cubs were crying. The woodland critters worship the devil, the have a blood orgy, THEY HUMPED EACH OTHER, the squirrel basically suicided, and kyle is the BAD GUY AT SOME POINT? Think about that.

WHAT? 110? Woodland Critter Christmas is the most hilarious episode ever.

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24 The List

"plan cannot possibly fail- kenny you create a distraction while you butters kick her in the balls! " - doodie-dude25

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25 Major Boobage

This was Kenny's best episode. I like how it presented his sex obsession and fondness for getting high. Cartman was also good, because it showed how inside, he can be a good kid.

Why cheesing? Because its fon-to-due

I live in phoenix, and I knew someone like that, this episode actually hit bill spot on.

This is my favorite episode of any show ever. I love how no matter what, Kenny finds a way to somehow get high. One of his best episodes, shows how perverted he really is. I also love how Cartman let his sweet side show and rescued all those kittehs. :D

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26 Butters' Bottom Bitch

What could be funnier then Butters as a pimp? - Danny84

Let me reach over here and grab the-FREEZE! You're busted buddy, I'm a cop! Sgt. Yates is hilarious, and very underrated. He needs a bigger role for seasons to come.

I love Butters, so this is one of my favorite episodes, it deserves to be in the top 10, however, it's a bit disturbing..

Do you know what I'm saying?

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27 Asspen

If you don't vote for this on the top ten, you're gonna have a bad time.

Funny, I don't like aspen because I fell off a ski lift there.

One of my all time favorites

28 Child Abduction Is Not Funny

This episode had a unique plot and made the parents of South Park look as stupid as ever. The sub plot is what really steals the show. It is so unique and makes you laugh so hard.

In case you didn't know this is the Great Wall of South Park episode

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29 The Cissy

South Park made fun of Lorde, and she actually liked it. They even made Sia sing a song pretending that she's Lorde. Brilliant.

30 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

Pretty funny episode, and Cartman/Dawg was AWESOME. The ending is kind of dark, though.

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31 Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

I just like this episode because it came when people needed it. We were all sad and depressed about the Middle East and the South Park comes up with this episode and makes Binladden look like an idiot. This episode will always hold a place in my heart.

This is why we need shows like South Park

Funny, I know the guy who shot bin laden.

The ending sucked. If SP makes fun of everything how can they not make fun of USA?

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32 Simpsons Already Did It

Professor Chaos (Butters), can't come up with his own way of creating havoc, because apparently the Simpsons have already done everything!

"We killed our teacher and they found our sea men in her stomach." laugh out loud - Rockas

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33 Cartoon Wars I & II

Not only is Kyle one determined little boy in this ep, it made me realize that family guy is only jokes that have nothing to do with the plot. Plus the Kyle and Cartman mega-fight was the cutest thing ever! Until cartman tricked kyle in to stopping... Kyle is so awesome

Matt and Trey hate Family Guy. It's something I watch if nothing else is on. I loved seeing them make fun of it! So the cutaway gags are written by manatees... Explains a lot.

Hi we are American and we like to crap on each other. Hilarious.

Lol I agree with trey and Matt they're on point I hate family guy

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34 Fishsticks

I recently started watching this show and this is one of the first ones I saw

How on EARTH is this at only number 33? this is the best episode ever!

very funny got me into south park - mcarzwashere

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35 Damien

Top 5, I was ten years old when I watched it. It was the first episode I ever watched and I was hooked from there.

"No one Likes me"
"How come"
I'm the son of the devil - Trivium

I love this episode I wish I could make storms with my anger Damien flew away two kids Kevin Stoley (I don't care about him because he's weird) and Craig (aww poor babe he must be really light)

"Oh look what Kyle got me. It's a Red Mega... Ants in the pants? ANTS IN THE PANTS, ANTS IN THE PANTS? "
Never fails to make me laugh.

36 Hell on Earth 2006

This episode is absolutely hilarious. It doesn't feature our main guy much though nut it's still awesome. It about Satan wanting to throw a party - aspasiz

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Biggie Smalls - venomouskillingmachine

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38 Chinpokomon

You Americans have such large penis

This episode has me laughing to the floor every time!

This episode offended me - Ihateschool

39 The Losing Edge

It was really nice to be able to relate to South Park, and they were the first to realize that not everyone liked baseball. I was shocked to see how relatable this episode was. Oh, and Randy, being the idiot he is, paid a hysterical homage to rocky. Funny, relatable, and with good references. Plus, it was nice to have an episode where I don't want to strangle Cartman with his own spinal cord as much.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone can relate to kids. It satirizes how baseball is adored by adults but hated by children because of how prolonged it is.

Randy was hilarious in this episode!

This episode is perfect!

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40 Cartman Land

Should be higher on this list I have never laughed harder at any episode.

The commercial is funny - Ihateschool

"I need my cream, I need my cream! "

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