Top Ten Dumbest Slang Words

The Top Ten

1 Swag

It actually means "Secretly We Are Gay". It was used in the 60's.

It's just stupid. The "word" just came out of the blue,
And now every stupid white 13 year old is saying it in in every
Possible context. "Swag this, swag that, look at my swag! " It's
Completely ridiculous.

Sorry but, Swag and swagger is the only word out of the ten words that seem to piss me off every time I hear it, and I'm not joking when I say it literally makes me grind my teeth when I hear it.

I don't know, or care why, but hell
It's my opinion right?

When you got “swag”, you got a secret. The secret is you’re secretly gay because swag means “secretly we are gay” - KingSlayer93316

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2 Yolo

Yolo is suppost to teach you to enjoy life before you die. Now its an excuse to be an idiot. I hate my generation so much now..

First of all, this acronym can REALLY offend some religious people. Or just annoy em. Which you do not wanna do. Second, it is overused so much. It's rarely funny except in a few movies or YouTube videos. - iiKyodaiKickz

You Only Live Once. So at least one time in your life, scream YOLO in your house, your office, you're school, maybe your funeral. And laugh. You only live once, might as well use this word and emphasize your desire to live and make others hate you. It won't matter once you reach the underground. :P

No just no, I just can't stand that word and its use over and over and over and over and over and over again and again and again and again... Kmn (kill me now) should come straight after Yolo intact with so much of its use just replace it..

Just an excuse to act reckless and stupid - blackflower

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3 Noob/N00b/Newb

This is so annoying when someone calls you that on a game when you first start playing, everyone was new at the game sometime, THIS PISSES ME OFF! - dragon13304

Don't mind somebody when he/they call you noob. They are only envious - ronluna

Only low life nerds that live with there mother use this - anthonybecerra831

I hate this word. And country words aren't slang, they're just different ways of saying commonly used words.

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4 N****

If its so offensive to blacks then why do they constantly use it in music, television and movies. - egnomac

Dude black people are the ones who use it the most. They only get pissed if a white person uses it - Organ

It's horrible and racist, and yet some idiots think they can say it because it was used by some stupid rapper.

My opinion of this is that it is flat out inappropriate but it is highly used by black people themselves and I don't think it is OK for them to use that word themselves and then get offended if a white person refers to them in a "playful" way, come on, either you get offended by the "WORD" or you don't! Be real, don't use the word as an excuse, the real offense is only coming from the fact that a white person used it, therefore, they are being JUST as racist when they get pissed because a white person called them the same thing that a black person did with no reaction! Makes sense, does it not?! - julz_b21

Black people get offended by this if a white person uses this. This is part of the reason why I don’t like people - KingSlayer93316

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5 Gay

1. Gay shouldn't even have insulting connotations. Because someone being gay is NOT a reason to a) be ashamed and b) cause any upheaval at all. People should finally accept that there's no one good way to love any other human being.
2. People who do use it as an insult are massive poopieheads!
3. Word!

it's stupid how some guys use this word, if they don't like something, they say "that's gay"; I am tired of watching comments like "metalcore is gay" - rock2metal

The actual definition of gay means being happy and carefree. The version everyone uses is slang.

It's also stupid because gay means happy so when someone calls you gay they are saying you're happy.

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6 Dope Dope

Simply Dope This word is so overused by everyone. "simply dope! " "That outfit is simply dope" WHERE DID THIS WORD COME FROM? It sounds stupid, it sounds ugly, words can't describe how much I despise this word

This word is supposed to be used describe people with tin foil IQ's.

It originally was another word for Marijuana. People on the street would say it, so kids and teenagers started saying it to sound "cool".

HA this list is dope - BreakFastBeast2005

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7 Homie (s)

I couldn't find 'Brap' so I settled with this one.
Someone called me this once and I almost smacked him because I thought he said homo.

This word is WAY over-the-top overused. It's an old way to address people who are in your gang (I hope you're not in one) or people you are acquainted with. Again, a stupid word that if it should every be included in a proper dictionary a red light will flash in my brain signaling "END OF WORLD! "

This word is so stupid and now everyone is saying it there is no place I can get away from it this word is an insult


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8 Ratchet

This word is so overused by everyone. "She ratchet! " "That outfit is ratchet! " WHERE DID THIS WORD COME FROM? It sounds stupid, it sounds ugly, words can't describe how much I despise this word.

First heard in my classroom. Yes folks it is a mispronunciation of the word wretched. Every time I hear this word I become severely agitated by the promulgation of stupidity.

How is this not the #1 spot? The first time I heard this I was completely confused. I was trying to figure out how said girl was like a tool I use on a daily basis. Hearing this makes me not want to live on this planet anymore.

I first heard it almost three years ago from this really annoying kid and I STILL barely know what it means. - PhoenixAura81

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9 Bae

It's the Danish word for poop. Try replacing it with poop.

"Hey poop. Wanna meet at the movies tonight? "

Go ahead, I dare you to try it. - Turkeyasylum

BAE, your my BAE, what happened to just saying girlfriend or boyfriend

I think this may be my all time least favorite word... It essentially bastardizes love by shortening the phrase "Before anyone else" into a three word one syllable piece of text slang! If you actually care about your significant other try saying something that takes a little more effort to say than you're obviously giving your relationship

I'm guessing this is short for "baby"?
That would still make the term misused with how I've seen people use it.

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10 Hootie

ive never even heard of this word but it just sound so annoying - kumo9

I don't know WHAT this means, and quite frankly, I don't care. A lot of people have that word that grates on their nerves. Some don't like the word "poop", can't stand the word "flesh", etc. "Hootie" is the PERFECT combination of sound to instantly piss me off.

I have never even heard of this tragedy, yet it compels me to hatred so strongly. I hate all the words on here, accept groovy, which is just... great! - QuarantineGames

Never heard this - KingSlayer93316

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The Newcomers

? Bingeworthy
? Stan

The Contenders

11 Shorty

When I was young, a shorty was just a bit of a teasing nickname for parent/grandparents/whatever adults to call their kids/relatives/whatever. Now it's apparently a nickname for your girlfriend? It's usually said by the whitest of white boys, too (looking at you, Bieber! ) I understand that it's a word not intended for me, but come on. Do you really think your girl appreciates being called short? What if she's taller than you (looking at you AGAIN, Bieber! )

I don't get it either. It started as some regional slang for Atlanta rappers and everyone jumped on the bandwagon apparently. I know slang doesn't need to make sense but "shawty" is just ridiculous.

way overused only should be used if they are called shorty. Why is it used so much in music

Haha reminds me of Shorty the longneck from The Land Before Time series.

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12 Bruh/Bruhh

This is/used to be an actual African word meaning Brother. Now everybody messed this word up.

Bruh is so annoying everyone sounds stupid saying it but I don't know y people still say it

What is the purpose of this word exactly? Is it a shortened version of bro? No. Is it used to make "bro" cooler? Maybe. Is it making "bro" sound cooler? NO. Is it stupid and worthless? Yes.

Hold on bruuh! - Userguy44

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13 Cray

I hate this word its not Cray-Cray it's Crazy! I think this is more offensive to insane people than "retarded". Thumbs up if you agree ( but you don't have to) - MusicalPony

It gets really annoying people say it because they are to lazy to say crazy its not that hard

This needs to be way higher on the list of dumb words. Just saying!

How lazy are you in order to use this word? Is one extra syllable too much?

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14 Twerk

This word is stupid. Even though it was invented around 2012 - Harri666

A stupid jungle bunny dance move that no self respecting girl would make. And an equally stupid word for it.

*throws up*

This word is disturbing and gross - KingSlayer93316

People these days

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15 Word

Completely meaningless, why would you say it if you don't have anything to say. If you want to say something, just say it, saying "word" has no meaning, so don say anything. - HarCher

THIS JUST ANNOYS ME SO MUCH. I was reading this book and the person said Word like in every sentence and finally I just decided I couldn't read the book since she said it every 2 friggin' seconds!

A lot of this I can see, however slang like word, that or Holmes is to me an homage to 90's rap. Which I actually find culturally significant. Is rap as skilled of an art as writing and mastering a symphony or metal song, no. But it still required skill to make and sell and is basically the first music to get so mainstream that unlike music before it began to transcend skin colour and ethnenticity later in its vogue per say. As silly as the words left over from rap may seem to me they mark a more tollerant North America... WORD!

This needs to be in the top ten. It makes ZERO sense when you say it - KingSlayer93316

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16 Like

Correct uses of this word:
"Like" used as a verb:
- I like potatoes.
- Do you like video games as much as I do?
"Like" used as a preposition:
- He wants to be like Tim Tebow.
- I am sick of being treated like a child.
"Like" used as a conjunction:
- I felt like I was kicked in the shins.

Incorrect uses of this word:
"Like" as a meaningless filler:
- I, like, want to, like, go to the, like, movies.
"Like" in the place of "said":
- My teacher was like, "In the Stone Age, people were hominids. "

It isn't in the place of 'said'. It's when you're paraphrasing. She could have said "I believe that homo sapiens the superior animal." If you're directly quoting, you'd say "And she said, 'I believe that Homo sapiens are the superior animal. '" Whereas, if you're paraphrasing, you'd say "And she was like 'Humans are the best. '"

This is pretty obvious. - Aeterna

Like is an annoying word that is said by preppy teenage girls. This one girl at my school sounds like this " like didja like see Miley Cyrus she was so like awesome and pretty. And her songs are like totally cool and if you hate her your like totally not cool"

'Duh' is almost as bad as 'like'. I despise hearing kids say this all the time. It's ridiculous. I imagine all those blank spaces in-between thoughts in their head and they fill them up with all those 'likes' and such, oh my goodness how annoying! And you would think they wouldn't have any 'like' on online posts - nope! (oh yeah so like I went trick or treating and it was like yeah awesome so yeah. )

I try not to say this a lot, but I just can't help it. It's like an instinct to me!

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17 Dawg

I rember when DMX was real popular and used to say this in all his songs, so naturally everyone started sayin it and wont stop - Chris-1

Don't dis Goofy from Mickey Mouse! 'hot dawg'

I never use this unless I'm trying to be stupid. - username34

Can people just call others “person” or “someone”? - KingSlayer93316

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18 Duh

it annoys me when people use this word like 'duh, eww I hate it, duh you're wrong, duh, the worst, duh, the most annoying comment, word, saying, phrase, letters, paragraph, parts of speech, slang words, everywhere when talking, speaking, writing, chatting, typing, anything. I can see also this word in this site and youtube. - ronluna

This isn't funny, exciting, or happy as other slang word. The listener feels bad for this word. It hurts other people's feeling. It also annoys people who only hear this word. This word makes people stupid for just asking innocent question or statement.

There was this girl in my class who thinks shes perfect and hot smart who said duh ALL THE TIME it was so anoying

I use it sometimes, but not every 10 seconds - KingSlayer93316

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19 Legit

Like legit. This word is legit the worst. Gosh. Save us all some air and stop using it for words like legit. Go die in a hole if you want to be legit.

It bothers me when people use the word as an adverb rather than an adjective. Rather than "It's legitimately annoying," or "My annoyance is legit," I hear "It's legit annoying." It is legitimately annoying I tell you! - CloudInvasion

Ne, this word is so lame, I feel like slapping myself every time it accidentally slips out.

Legit can mean two things.
1. Legal
2. Honest
I don't know what people assume the definition is, but it's clearly not what's in the dictionary.

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20 Lit

I really hope this word dies out soon - Dorito

This word gives me a malignant tumour every time I hear it

Hearing someone say "lit" just makes me cringe.

It's liiit! (travis scott voice) - DaWyteNight

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21 Twenty-Wan

I've never heard of this one but that sounds stupid as hell - Mcgillacuddy

It's officially 21st

It's completely Random and absolutely makes no Sense!

Now it's 20th. Dammit!

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22 Dat

The word is "that" its really not that difficult to say.

"is" "that" "the"... Is it so effing hard to pronounce and to spell things intelligently?!?

I truly don't believe that half the people who type this word on the internet would actually SAY it like this if they were speaking the sentence out loud.

Dat word! - Userguy44

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23 Boi

Used by people who think they are cool

Used by douchebags

Ridiculous - Organ

24 OMG

Thou shalt not take thy Lord's name in vain. This word downplays how serious that is to break a commandment

On last Sunday I carve idols in soap I stole from the hotel while coveting my neighbors male servant instead of visiting with my parents on their anniversary because that sounded lame. This Sunday I slept with my other neighbor's wife and accidentally stabbed him with my carving knife but I set it up to look like it was her doing it. But I would never take the lord's name in vain.

It is actually offensive to Jews and Christians. Now, Christianity is taken too lightly to the point where Christians are offended literally everyday with people not even having the intent to do so. I may seem overbearing with this but that evil saying is more like profanity. Say Oh my stars. Goodna Gratis, Christianity is not some jokey religion. Know and learn about what you are saying.

Oh my god! I just said oh my god! Oh my god, I just said oh my god again! OH MY GOD! I just said oh my god 5 times! Oh my god! I said it six times now! My goodness! - SammySpore


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25 Totes

The word is totally. A tote is a beach bag or gym bag. So its rather stupid to say "Oh that's totes amazing! " WHAT! Its beach bag amazing? When people say this to me I cringe.

Very annoying. The only place I've ever heard any one say it was EMMA ROSS ON JESSIE

Nobody says this in the real life except various Disney channel characters.

The only "totes" you should use are bags. - galaxyfox

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26 Savage

Savage originally means fierce, violent, cruel, out of control, and uncivilized. To describe either an animal, force of nature, or a person. This word was mostly used to describe Native Americans back in the day who didn't live the lifestyle as white people did, and so they weren't seen as human beings by them.

It doesn't have a second meaning other than a slang that was created in 2016 by uncreative people who don't know how to come up with their own slang words. It's now being used as someone who has the guts to do what others wouldn't.

Savage is actually more of an insult than a compliment.

I really don't think this word should be considered a compliment by ANYONE. If you're a savage, you're someone who's uncivilized and violent. Is that really what people want to be seen as?

It's a nice word actually

That word is never good to say to others at all.

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27 Dank

Oh My God, This Word is So Annoying!

Sounds stupid and doesn't deserve to refer to coolness.

Where did this even come from a horses butt?

Dank memes?

Or is it the other annoying definition? - KingSlayer93316

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I hate this word! Why can't you just say that you'd like to have sex with her, why do you have to mention the fact that she's a mother? That's messed up. - DaWyteNight

Good acronym for a mother you would like to have sex with.

Short for "Mom I'd Like to F*ck".

29 Badass
30 Bitch

How did this turn from another word for a dog/wolf into an insult? - Harri666

I HATE when people uses this to women. I am a boy, but still, It just plain bothers me. It's offensive, stupid, and weird. One time I was playing Clash of Clans and on world chat, this guy said that my girlfriend enjoys when I say the b word. I obviously feel bad for her OR that is not true. Boys for the future generation, it's a stupid word. Don't use it. - floridiancat

This word is offensive and demeaning.
Trashy words for trashy people.

I don't know why but this word is hilarious

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31 Dhat

Is it so hard to say That, same amount of letters!

Lazy version of That.

Worse that "that" - Organ

This word sucks

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32 Bestie
33 Baller

Baller etymology comes from sad notion that in order be successful in the African American community one has to be a ball player - hence Baller. It's neither dumb nor pointless, but it is sad.

It's a stupid word and you could just say Basketball player. Gosh it's like people these days don't want to open their mouth too much

I always thought this word was a support for people with testicular cancer, like my uncle, but it's not.

I hate this word so much! It doesn't make any sense

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34 Mofo

I don't know why but I like to say this

I can’t say I agree with this one. Remember the Uplift Mofo Party Plan? The Red Hot Chili Peppers are a good band, a’ight?

35 Guap

Basically a way to say "A lot of money" and sound like complete white trash while you say it.

It's a demeaning way to insult an Italian

36 Hater

People are so dam annoying using this online. They obviously don't know how to use this word correctly

This words so stupid, this might be offensive but only stupid people like rappers and taylor swift use this word

This kid in my class won't stop saying it

You know what drives me crazy? In That's So Raven there is a running gag where Raven and Chelsea say "HATE-HER" to a mean girl, I hate it when people post the gif with them saying "hater" because that is not what they were saying.

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37 -izzle

That word makes me want to punch whoever said it right smack in the face. - MegaToolica

What? This is the most cliche slang term ever! Also, it makes you sound ultra-stupid. I can't give it credit for creativity either, since all you do is add izzle to a word.

you guys are so lame if snoop dogg saw you guys saying foshizzle and ilzzle and making fun of "dat" he would just laugh


You sound like a 75-year old first grade teacher trying to stay cool with the new generation whenever you add izzle to the end of a word. It's so god damn cringy, I can't standit

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38 Ya'll

No person from the south talks like that nothing but some dumbass stereotypes I'm from Louisiana I say y'all but I don't say it like a dumbass redneck hillbilly

Okay first of all people some people from the south do and my DAD says howdy when he says hello to some people okay. And yes some Texans do talk like that okay. AND you can't just say they're stupid dumbass redneck hillbillies just by the way they talk okay.

I'm southern and raised around people who say it. I love this slang word and its easier to say than you all. It's just a slang word if you don't like it don't hang around people who say it!

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of Cotton-Eye Joe
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you ...more

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39 Pissed

What is wrong with this one? This one should stay. Been using it for years.

40 Hella

seriously, I can't figure out what the hell this means. - cameron331

Hell of a lot. Remove of and lot and there you go. Hella. Not saying it's good or bad just saying how it was formed.

It's means a lot, such as, I'm making Hella money!

Its annoying. Its just... is.

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41 Damn Daniel

Stupid dumbass internet trends that make no sense - KingSlayer93316

Never heard this one

42 Shawty

This doesn't deserve to even be called a word... - Celestius

For some reason whenever I hear this annoying word I just can't help but yell Boots With the Fur! - bobbythebrony

Another way to say "Shorty". Rappers used this in their song lyrics in 2007. - kcianciulli

Just stop. Call them by their name, I beg of you!

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43 Hoe/Ho

Rakes,... Why can't people just use words for their ACTUAL MEANING

I agree I tell my brother to text properly but he just misspelled words anyways him and his friends I mean they sound like TOTAL idiots especially when slang words are used!

How did we go from "garden tool used for breaking up soil" to "prostitute? " Modern slang baffles me. - CloudInvasion

Gucci should be on this list

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44 Mirin

This is the greatest slang word ever who ever came up with this is a legend I want to meet them and shake there hands. I bet they have hot as girlfriends and should become male models

This word is so amazing, the creator of this must be the man! This is the greatest slang word ever who ever came up with this is a legend I want to meet them and shake there hands. I bet they have hot as girlfriends and should become male models

Isn't there an actor called Helen Mirin I wonder if she knows how popular her last name is?

I've never heard this one before... What does it mean? - Napstablook

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45 Tight

In any context other than originally meant.

I like this word

This word is too ambiguous to have an actual meaning!


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46 Lol

The thing that's worse than laugh out loud is when people actually SAY it. Unless you actually laughed out loud, then don't say laugh out loud. And if you DID laugh out loud, then you don't have to say it either, because you just LOLed

Like laugh out loud this list is so laugh out loud and this stupid word is so overused laugh out loud. - luisprado

Laugh out loud is unnatural. People should laugh when they find something funny.

Some people use it when they're not even laughing,they just stare at a screen or something and type "lol" to act like they're laughing.

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47 Porn

Porn isn't slang, it's short for pornographic. But still, it's really gross. - username34

I wish people would stop using it to freed to love of things. Like, what we have here is the scenery porn. Used to describe beautiful areas in video games.

Why the hell do idiots use this word to describe things? Like the scenery porn?! That's so stupid and gross!

All of you shut up, you know you all watch porn, well I don't I have a girl friend cause I'm 19.

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48 Literally

people always misuse the word literally: "oh there was LITERALLY a million people in front of me in line today" "that was LITERALLY awesome"

Literally annually means REALLY

Wrong way - I LITERALLY had to scrub the dishes a million times

Right way - I had to scrub the dishes lots of times

This is LITERALLY the worst word . Literally..

Literally is not slang - KingSlayer93316

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49 Ballin'

This annoys me to no end

This sounds STUPID too.

I'm Jarl Balgruuf and I be Ballin' Ballin' Ballin' Jarl Ballin' Ballin' Ballin' swag! Woman I'm loord of the rings! I'm the Jarl of Whiterun, holla if you need me! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

Listen well slut...

50 Selfie

Exactly! How the hell isn't this number one! Every idiot in this generation is using this and it's idiotic. Do you know that like everyone in this world is using this stupid meaningless word to describe how they take pics of themselves and it needs to stop. Now they're making selfie sticks to improve that! It's so damn stupid and it needs to banned immediately!

Selfie? What kind of garbage ass word is that? Pretty stupid to me.

Even normal people are using this damn word. I HATE this word! It's up there with swag as one of my most hated words.

Selfies... so babyish

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