Top Ten Excuses For Killing People

A list of the most devastating or stupid reasons for singular or mass destruction of people.

The Top Ten

1 In the name of God

This one is the most stupid one.

Bet 8/10 of the murderers don't even know what they're talking about

I was reading this at school and almost bursted out laughing.

That would be that turd allah yeah?

2 Bad people deserve to die

Of course bad people deserve to die
If not they will keep on influencing good people and they make the environment so sorrowful

3 Survival of the fittest

Love this one. Life is about survival. - Catlover2004

I had to vote, I love this option, but do some of you actually check this out cause you gonna kill someone? 😂

4 Revenge

Revenge is just a sea saw; it's so sweet that it always comes back to you, but hey, they will feel guilty just like you do.

The Only Reason, do it every other thing is just pathetic. shame on you people - copkiller

I use this excuse all the time. Just fooling with ya. - livinglegend

Nothing tastes as sweet , and boy do we know it

5 God told me to go to war - Victims: Muslims. American and British soldiers.

Jihad = Holy War... lame excuse

Jihad is fighting for what is right like defending your self - HATOOTEH

6 Self defense

My dad said this a lot when some messes with him. And fights back. - funnyuser

that is so comonly used in shows as well

7 If his name just so happens to be George W. Bush

Victim: george w. bush.
;) - JXJ

8 They needed kill'en

For a lot of politicians, this should work, I'm, pretty sure they fit the bill

Redneck explanation, but it's usually valid - Bec

I know a few people that fit here. - RdrTech

9 Maybe...probably...we think they have weapons of mass distruction.
10 We had sex and we don't want an unwanted child to be born Victim: Baby

we don't want our parents know about it they will take us apart - ronluna

The Contenders

11 Talking on the cell phone too loud

I know it just Pisses me off, I just hate when people talk so loud on the phone like I don't care what their talking about Man its annoying! D:<

12 The Devil made me do it! Honestly he did!

Haha this is my all time favorite! Yeah right... I have Elvis, and Ronnie James Dio working with me at a Connecticut bait shop. - fireinside96

I like to kill, and think I'm gonna marry the devil!

13 They double dipped a chip


14 I forgot I wasn't playing Halo
15 They hate my beliefs
16 You will burn in hell if you wear a condom. - Victims: 6000 Africans per day.
17 Jealousy
18 They do not know who Jesus is. - Victims: Millions of Native Americans and Africans.
19 He did not approve of our interest rates - Victim: Jesus.
20 It's their fault we are hungry - Victims: Millions of European Jews. Just after Wall Street crashed.
21 They threw you into a room with Micheal Jackson, locked the door, played Beat It, and told Micheal that you were Bi-Curious
22 Infidelity
23 Same sex couples are harmless. - Victims: The family genetic lines which survived all dictators and disasters only to end up where the sun dont shine.
24 They were a clown
25 I saw him eat a baby
26 They are very annoying, copy my movements, talk about nonsense and they make fun of me
27 Didn't like Jeff.

*Slow claps* Really original excuse right there.

28 I had dinner and they didn't pay for it.
29 They do not belong here. - Victims: All war refugees.
30 We should privatize education. - Victims: British
31 God will put down his hand and save us from the effects of global warming. - Victims: Earth and all who live on it.
32 I could not save your child because I had to go and give free drugs to a murderer on heroin.
33 The kids are driving you crazy
34 They cut me off!
35 He is going to kill that innocent person
36 It was an accident
37 They were asking for it
38 Schadenfreude - a pleasure derived from the misfortunes or suffering of others
39 It feels great to control someone's life
40 He cheated on me
41 I did it for pleasure
42 In the Name of Authoritarianism
43 They're not Christians
44 He/she made bad music
45 He has too many huskies

Garrett Bua approves

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