Top Ten Excuses For Killing People

A list of the most devastating or stupid reasons for singular or mass destruction of people.
The Top Ten
1 In the name of God

Bet 8/10 of the murderers don't even know what they're talking about

Jihad is fighting for what is right like defending your self

I was reading this at school and almost bursted out laughing.

Jihad = Holy War... lame excuse

2 Bad people deserve to die

Of course bad people deserve to die
If not they will keep on influencing good people and they make the environment so sorrowful

For a lot of politicians, this should work, I'm, pretty sure they fit the bill

Redneck explanation, but it's usually valid

I know a few people that fit here.

3 Survival of the fittest

Love this one. Life is about survival.

Is this a Mobb Deep list?

4 Revenge

Revenge is just a sea saw; it's so sweet that it always comes back to you, but hey, they will feel guilty just like you do.

The Only Reason, do it every other thing is just pathetic. shame on you people

I use this excuse all the time. Just fooling with ya.

Nothing tastes as sweet , and boy do we know it

5 Self defense

My dad said this a lot when some messes with him. And fights back.

Well it's a good reason, if they're trying to kill you.

that is so comonly used in shows as well

6 Maybe...probably...we think they have weapons of mass distruction.
7 We had sex and we don't want an unwanted child to be born Victim: Baby

we don't want our parents know about it they will take us apart

8 Talking on the cell phone too loud

I know it just Pisses me off, I just hate when people talk so loud on the phone like I don't care what their talking about Man its annoying! D:<

9 The Devil made me do it! Honestly he did!

Haha this is my all time favorite! Yeah right... I have Elvis, and Ronnie James Dio working with me at a Connecticut bait shop.

I like to kill, and think I'm gonna marry the devil!

10 They double dipped a chip
The Contenders
11 I forgot I wasn't playing Halo
12 They hate my beliefs
13 You will burn in hell if you wear a condom. - Victims: 6000 Africans per day.
14 Jealousy
15 They do not know who Jesus is. - Victims: Millions of Native Americans and Africans.
16 Didn't like Jeff.

*Slow claps* Really original excuse right there.

17 He did not approve of our interest rates - Victim: Jesus.
18 It's their fault we are hungry - Victims: Millions of European Jews. Just after Wall Street crashed.
19 God will put down his hand and save us from the effects of global warming. - Victims: Earth and all who live on it.
20 They threw you into a room with Micheal Jackson, locked the door, played Beat It, and told Micheal that you were Bi-Curious
21 I saw him eat a baby

Cannibals deserve to die.

22 Infidelity
23 Same sex couples are harmless. - Victims: The family genetic lines which survived all dictators and disasters only to end up where the sun dont shine.
24 They were a clown
25 They are very annoying, copy my movements, talk about nonsense and they make fun of me
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