The Top Ten Friends Quotes

The Top Ten

1 How you doin'? - Joey

This phrase will forever be a part of American culture - like the Fonz and "Hey! " The best was when Joey hired a twin and he couldn't get the phrase right!

Funniest quote by far! I can't keep a straight face when Joey says that! Who doesn't laugh when they hear Joeys classic "How you doing'? "

This just was the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after him saying this because it is so hilarious! I mean seriously! That line is totally and completely a classic line and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

Without the line 'how you doing? ' F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Would never be the same. And he says it perfectly with that Italian accent. I love Joey Tribbiani.

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2 We were on a break! - Ross

I was ross and my boyfriend was rachel... I screwed up not with the copy girl but a younger guy. We were on a break but its too soon to use the quote...

Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends. - jewunit69

When Ross tells Emma "so, no matter what mommy says, we really were on aa break! "

Teacher:Why didn't you do your homework over the winter break

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3 Pivot! - Ross

This entire scene from getting Chandler to the diagram, to Ross' orders and chandlers response. The bloopers are the best!

I loved this... One of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

What I say when I move furniture.

It's 'PIVAHT' if you're talking about the quote haha

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4 Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel
5 I know!- Monica

Totally Monica! She is awesome. Annoying and lovable at the same time.

6 Oh no - Phoebe V 1 Comment
7 Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

As soon as you heard "oh"....LOL!!

This is literally one of THE most famous quotes from the series. It is should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK", "how you doing'? " And "I know! ". Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moo point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

It made everything funnier even though she's so annoying it made it the more hilarious

To anyone who doesn't die laughing when they here this...
Oh... my... Gawd

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8 I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

The philange word is a theme thoroughout friends - good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

I just laughed out loud just reading this quote. Philange is a funny work and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways- Long live Regina Philange.

The one where rachel is going to Paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her. - alexx3

"Oh my god. This plane doesn't even have a left phalange". 😂

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9 Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to just yell it in public and not say it calmly.

I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

JOEY doesn't SHARE FOOD an then eats his dates dessert LOL

JOEY doesn't SHARE FOOD and neither do i

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10 The fridge broke so I had to eat everything - Joey

I love him. He cracks me up every time

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11 I wanna quit the gym! - Chandler V 1 Comment
12 The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud! This quote cracks me up.

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13 I knew it! - Chandler
14 You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey V 2 Comments
15 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today... Actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon..

This was the most funniest, she was so funny when she said it. Love Rachel I love her hair

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16 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

Come on the episode where they lose Ross' baby and they try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this.

One of my favorite (non-reappearing) lines of the show,

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

I burned my hand at this one, I drinking tea and I spilled it over me

17 My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross

The absolute best of the best of Friends. I'm glad I saw this when I did.

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18 'Unagi is not something you are, it's something you have!'

Ross: *scares somebody.*
Ross: ahh see? Unagi.
Ross: *does that thing with his hand near his head*

19 Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

Just watched that episode and it cracked me up so much xx

surprizingly clever coming from joey - doodie-dude25

The one with all the poker - DJ_critikaL

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20 Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box! - Monica
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Top Remixes (4)

1. How you doin'? - Joey
2. You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey
3. Joey doesn't share food - Joey
1. We were on a break! - Ross
2. Pivot! - Ross
3. My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross
1. The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey
2. We were on a break! - Ross
3. Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

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