The Top Ten Friends Quotes

The Top Ten

1 How you doin'? - Joey

This phrase will forever be a part of American culture - like the Fonz and "Hey! " The best was when Joey hired a twin and he couldn't get the phrase right!

Funniest quote by far! I can't keep a straight face when Joey says that! Who doesn't laugh when they hear Joeys classic "How you doing'? "

This just was the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after him saying this because it is so hilarious! I mean seriously! That line is totally and completely a classic line and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

Without the line 'how you doing? ' F. R. I. E. N. D. S. Would never be the same. And he says it perfectly with that Italian accent. I love Joey Tribbiani.

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2 We were on a break! - Ross

I was ross and my boyfriend was rachel... I screwed up not with the copy girl but a younger guy. We were on a break but its too soon to use the quote...

Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends. - jewunit69

When Ross tells Emma "so, no matter what mommy says, we really were on aa break! "

Teacher:Why didn't you do your homework over the winter break

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3 Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel

Hilarious. - SourNote2014

4 Pivot! - Ross

This entire scene from getting Chandler to the diagram, to Ross' orders and chandlers response. The bloopers are the best!

I loved this... One of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

What I say when I move furniture.

It's 'PIVAHT' if you're talking about the quote haha

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5 I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

The philange word is a theme thoroughout friends - good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

I just laughed out loud just reading this quote. Philange is a funny work and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways- Long live Regina Philange.

The one where rachel is going to Paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her. - alexx3

"Oh my god. This plane doesn't even have a left phalange". 😂

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6 Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
7 Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

As soon as you heard "oh"....LOL!!

This is literally one of THE most famous quotes from the series. It is should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK", "how you doing'? " And "I know! ". Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moo point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

It made everything funnier even though she's so annoying it made it the more hilarious

To anyone who doesn't die laughing when they here this...
Oh... my... Gawd

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8 I know!- Monica

Totally Monica! She is awesome. Annoying and lovable at the same time.

So iconic! Love you Monica.

9 Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to just yell it in public and not say it calmly.

It's hilarious, and it's SO Joey!

He's right, he don't

People when food is taken out of their hands

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10 Oh no - Phoebe

I love it when she says ohh no

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11 Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey
12 The fridge broke so I had to eat everything - Joey

I love him. He cracks me up every time

13 Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey
14 The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud! This quote cracks me up.

Such a Joey comment :) The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around 6 months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel ;) Backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

15 Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby
16 I wanna quit the gym! - Chandler

Chandler best character ever

17 My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel
18 I knew it! - Chandler
19 You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey

He's got a point

This one's damn funny! - Aprat

20 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today... Actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon..

It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

This was the most funniest, she was so funny when she said it. Love Rachel I love her hair

Made me almost die laughing!

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21 'Unagi is not something you are, it's something you have!'

Ross: *scares somebody.*
Ross: ahh see? Unagi.
Ross: *does that thing with his hand near his head*

22 Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe
23 You've got a blacklight. It's 1999! - Ross
24 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

Come on the episode where they lose Ross' baby and they try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this.

One of my favorite (non-reappearing) lines of the show,

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

I burned my hand at this one, I drinking tea and I spilled it over me

25 Could I be more... - Chandler

Could Chandler BE more funny! Love Chandie my favourite friend

Such a great quote. I love the way Chandler speaks, it's just so funny.

This is very much like How I Met Your Mother's Barney's signature LEGEND-wait for it-DARY! Classic!

26 Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

Just watched that episode and it cracked me up so much xx

surprizingly clever coming from joey - doodie-dude25

The one with all the poker - DJ_critikaL

I just hope the hooker waz dress

27 My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross

The absolute best of the best of Friends. I'm glad I saw this when I did.


28 Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment. - Ross

When Ross and Rachel are locked out when Emma is inside.

29 Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. - Monica
30 No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

I just love this quote and scenes because its such a sad episode for Ross and rachel shippers I think it really helped to lighten the mood.

I think the timing and expression was just phenomenal from Chandler...

31 Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box! - Monica

Without Monica, no F.R.I.E.N.D.S... ❤ Best character ever!

32 The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe

It's funny, and sad at the same time. - ilovekelly75

33 I got off the plane. - Rachel

Who didn't cry when she said this?

In the end this is the quote that basically meant everything to them. It's so important, much more important than Janice's, "oh my gawd. "

The line that finished friends for good

34 A no sex pact huh? I actually have one with of those going on with every woman in America? - Ross
35 Wah-pah! - Chandler
36 Look at this clown! Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. Get out of the way jackass! Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway? - Joey

Joey - that is the coast guard.
What's he doing over here coast is all the way over there

37 I'm a nice guy, just ask my parol officer....obviously I'm not a funny guy - Mike
38 Stupid guy on MY phone... - Joey
39 Look, suppose we were a divorced couple. And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid. - Joey
40 They don't know that we know they know we know - Phoebe

Pretty much ever one of the quotes from this amazing television series are genius. However this is from my favourite episode of Friends and it is really funny, almost as funny as the storyline that goes with it.

This was one of the funniest episodes ever. The on ewhere the girls find out about Monica and Chandler.

41 Ducks is "heads", because ducks have heads. - Joey

Love this. Classic joey logic

42 That's not even a word ! - Monica
43 This is all a moo point. - Joey

See it's like cow's opinion... Joey says
Then Rachel says..."Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense"

44 No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me! - Chandler

This is such a funny quote, the timing is perfect and I love Joey's genuine concern for Chandler and Chandlers rage at his carelessness! I laugh every time and I have seen every episode of friends more times than I care to remember.

I died when I heard that

45 I managed to survive whatever killed the 3 of you! - Chandler

the one with rachels sister and they are all fighting over who gets emma. - alexx3

46 You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! -Chandler

I love this episode very much

47 Drink your hair! - Monica
48 Cha-Ching! Oh, well, hello Mr Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. And the drinks are on me! - Joey
49 How are you doin’?! - Carl
50 I didn't get the part............yeah I did!!!!! - Joey
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
2. It's not like we agreed to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie. - Joey
3. Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel
1. How you doin'? - Joey
2. You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey
3. Joey doesn't share food - Joey
1. We were on a break! - Ross
2. Pivot! - Ross
3. My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross

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