Top Ten Friends (TV Show) Quotes

The Top Ten
1 How you doin'? - Joey

I love that so much, its crazy how many times I have mimiced that saying. "How you doing'? ". "How you doing'? ". Ooh how much I love that. Me and my mate (cam) always have arguements over how its pronounced, I mean I always do it nice and smooth like joey while cam just fails.

Still just showing how much a love that quote

This just was the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after him saying this because it is so hilarious! I mean seriously! That line is totally and completely a classic line and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

Funniest quote by far! I can't keep a straight face when Joey says that! Who doesn't laugh when they hear Joeys classic "How you doing'? "

This phrase will forever be a part of American culture - like the Fonz and "Hey! " The best was when Joey hired a twin and he couldn't get the phrase right!

2 Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
3 Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel
4 Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey
5 We were on a break! - Ross

I was ross and my boyfriend was rachel... I screwed up not with the copy girl but a younger guy. We were on a break but its too soon to use the quote...

I think this is very funny but one line is missing from Ross;
"What what no it's a shampoo catastrophe! "

When Ross tells Emma "so, no matter what mommy says, we really were on aa break! "

Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends.

6 Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey
7 Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby

Richard Crosby appeared in the two-parter episode 'The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding'. He's played by Matt LeBlanc's 'Lost in Space' co-star Gary Oldman and he's absolutely hilarious.

8 My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel
9 I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

I just laughed out loud just reading this quote. Philange is a funny work and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways- Long live Regina Philange.

Anyone who truly watched Friends will forever pick out all the "Phalange" quotes forever - they're the best!
- Regina Phalange

The one where rachel is going to Paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her.

The philange word is a theme thoroughout friends - good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

10 Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

This is literally one of THE most famous quotes from the series. It is should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK", "how you doing'? " And "I know! ". Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moo point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

It made everything funnier even though she's so annoying it made it the more hilarious

Whats the funniest is Chandlers face when he hears it

As soon as you heard "oh"...LOL!

The Contenders
11 You've got a blacklight. It's 1999! - Ross
12 The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud! This quote cracks me up.

Such a Joey comment :) The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around 6 months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel ;) Backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

13 Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to just yell it in public and not say it calmly.

I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

I say this when someone asks me for some of my food haha!

People when food is taken out of their hands

14 Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. - Monica
15 Pivot! - Ross

I loved this... One of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

This entire scene from getting Chandler to the diagram, to Ross' orders and chandlers response. The bloopers are the best!

What I say when I move furniture.

This makes me laugh harded each time I hear it!

16 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today... Actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon..

This was the most funniest, she was so funny when she said it. Love Rachel I love her hair

It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

Best moment of friends ever! Also best episode!

17 No, that's LaGuardia. - Jessica

Joey thought she was saying 'LaGuardia' when she said 'Guadalajara'.

18 Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

Just watched that episode and it cracked me up so much xx

The one with all the poker

I just hope the hooker waz dress

surprizingly clever coming from joey

19 Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe
20 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

Come on the episode where they lose Ross' baby and they try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this.

I burned my hand at this one, I drinking tea and I spilled it over me

One of my favorite (non-reappearing) lines of the show,

21 No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

I just love this quote and scenes because its such a sad episode for Ross and rachel shippers I think it really helped to lighten the mood.

I think the timing and expression was just phenomenal from Chandler...

22 I got off the plane. - Rachel

In the end this is the quote that basically meant everything to them. It's so important, much more important than Janice's, "oh my gawd. "

The most chilling moment in Friends, along the ending of season 7.

The line that finished friends for good

Who didn't cry when she said this?

23 The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe

It's funny, and sad at the same time.

24 Could I be more... - Chandler

Such a great quote. I love the way Chandler speaks, it's just so funny.

Could Chandler BE more funny! Love Chandie my favourite friend

This is very much like How I Met Your Mother's Barney's signature LEGEND-wait for it-DARY! Classic!

25 I know!- Monica

Totally Monica! She is awesome. Annoying and lovable at the same time.

So iconic! Love you Monica.

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