Top Ten Friends (TV Show) Quotes

The Top Ten

How you doin'? - Joey

This phrase will forever be a part of American culture - like the Fonz and "Hey! " The best was when Joey hired a twin and he couldn't get the phrase right!

Funniest quote by far! I can't keep a straight face when Joey says that! Who doesn't laugh when they hear Joeys classic "How you doing'? "

This just was the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after him saying this because it is so hilarious! I mean seriously! That line is totally and completely a classic line and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

Every time I hear those words I think JOEY

Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel


We were on a break! - Ross

I was ross and my boyfriend was rachel... I screwed up not with the copy girl but a younger guy. We were on a break but its too soon to use the quote...

Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends.

When Ross tells Emma "so, no matter what mommy says, we really were on aa break! "

I think this is very funny but one line is missing from Ross;
"What what no it's a shampoo catastrophe! "

Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey
Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey
Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby

Richard Crosby appeared in the two-parter episode 'The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding'. He's played by Matt LeBlanc's 'Lost in Space' co-star Gary Oldman and he's absolutely hilarious.

I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

The philange word is a theme thoroughout friends - good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

I just laughed out loud just reading this quote. Philange is a funny work and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways- Long live Regina Philange.

The one where rachel is going to Paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her.

Best line ever! Thanks to Phoebe the show ended safely.

My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel
Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

As soon as you heard "oh"....LOL!!

This is literally one of THE most famous quotes from the series. It is should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK", "how you doing'? " And "I know! ". Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moo point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

It made everything funnier even though she's so annoying it made it the more hilarious

The Chandler/Janice story is my favourite in the WHOLE SERIES!

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You've got a blacklight. It's 1999! - Ross
The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud! This quote cracks me up.

Such a Joey comment :) The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around 6 months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel ;) Backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to just yell it in public and not say it calmly.

It's hilarious, and it's SO Joey!

He's right, he don't

I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

Pivot! - Ross

This entire scene from getting Chandler to the diagram, to Ross' orders and chandlers response. The bloopers are the best!

I loved this... One of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

What I say when I move furniture.

It's 'PIVAHT' if you're talking about the quote haha

Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. - Monica
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today... Actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon..

It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

This was the most funniest, she was so funny when she said it. Love Rachel I love her hair

Best moment of friends ever! Also best episode!

My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross

The absolute best of the best of Friends. I'm glad I saw this when I did.

This is all a moo point. - Joey

See it's like cow's opinion... Joey says
Then Rachel says..."Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense"

Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

Just watched that episode and it cracked me up so much xx

surprizingly clever coming from joey

The one with all the poker

I just hope the hooker waz dress

How are you doin’?! - Carl
No, that's LaGuardia. - Jessica

Joey thought she was saying 'LaGuardia' when she said 'Guadalajara'.

Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe
No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

I just love this quote and scenes because its such a sad episode for Ross and rachel shippers I think it really helped to lighten the mood.

I think the timing and expression was just phenomenal from Chandler...

What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

Come on the episode where they lose Ross' baby and they try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this.

One of my favorite (non-reappearing) lines of the show,

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

I burned my hand at this one, I drinking tea and I spilled it over me

I got off the plane. - Rachel

The most chilling moment in Friends, along the ending of season 7.

Who didn't cry when she said this?

In the end this is the quote that basically meant everything to them. It's so important, much more important than Janice's, "oh my gawd. "

The line that finished friends for good

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