Top Ten Friends Quotes

The Top Ten Friends Quotes

1 How you doin'? - Joey

This phrase will forever be a part of American culture - like the Fonz and "Hey! " The best was when Joey hired a twin and he couldn't get the phrase right!

Funniest quote by far! I can't keep a straight face when Joey says that! Who doesn't laugh when they hear Joeys classic "How you doing'? "

This just was the icing on the cake! I literally said this to myself in the mirror after him saying this because it is so hilarious! I mean seriously! That line is totally and completely a classic line and the show wouldn't be the same without it!

Every time I hear those words I think JOEY

2 Wow. It looks like the Easter Bunny's funeral in here. - Rachel
3 Ah, salmon skin roll - Rachel

Hilarious. - SourNote2014

4 We were on a break! - Ross

I was ross and my boyfriend was rachel... I screwed up not with the copy girl but a younger guy. We were on a break but its too soon to use the quote...

Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends. - jewunit69

When Ross tells Emma "so, no matter what mommy says, we really were on aa break! "

I think this is very funny but one line is missing from Ross;
"What what no it's a shampoo catastrophe! "

5 Yeah. Or maybe... it's because you ' re all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday - Joey
6 Okay, let's just say I've gotten bad news. Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. - Joey
7 Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone!... The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!... No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta! - Richard Crosby

Richard Crosby appeared in the two-parter episode 'The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding'. He's played by Matt LeBlanc's 'Lost in Space' co-star Gary Oldman and he's absolutely hilarious. - SourNote2014

8 I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

The philange word is a theme thoroughout friends - good idea to use it to make Rachel stay!

I just laughed out loud just reading this quote. Philange is a funny work and Phoebe always threw it out there in hilarious ways- Long live Regina Philange.

The one where rachel is going to Paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her. - alexx3

Best line ever! Thanks to Phoebe the show ended safely.

9 My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit the rocks! - Rachel
10 Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

As soon as you heard "oh"....LOL!!

This is literally one of THE most famous quotes from the series. It is should be up there with "WE WERE ON A BREAK", "how you doing'? " And "I know! ". Seriously though, if people don't understand the importance of this quote, it is a moo point. Could this quote BE any more famous?

It made everything funnier even though she's so annoying it made it the more hilarious

The Chandler/Janice story is my favourite in the WHOLE SERIES!

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11 You've got a blacklight. It's 1999! - Ross
12 The sky's blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Laugh out loud! This quote cracks me up.

Such a Joey comment :) The one where Ross hasn't had sex in around 6 months and he made the famous video tape with Rachel ;) Backpacking in Western Europe! So hilarious!

13 Joey doesn't share food - Joey

It is literally the best line ever! I like how it just seems natural to just yell it in public and not say it calmly.

It's hilarious, and it's SO Joey!

He's right, he don't

I use this quote almost all the time with my friends, especially when they try to eat off my plate!

14 Pivot! - Ross

This entire scene from getting Chandler to the diagram, to Ross' orders and chandlers response. The bloopers are the best!

I loved this... One of my favorite episodes. He said it in such a crazy way that it just made it funny. The fact that it was getting on everybody's nerves made it even better.

What I say when I move furniture.

It's 'PIVAHT' if you're talking about the quote haha

15 Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say. - Monica
16 Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

I have had one of those days today... Actually used this quote to describe my crappy afternoon..

It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck hilarious!

This was the most funniest, she was so funny when she said it. Love Rachel I love her hair

Best moment of friends ever! Also best episode!

17 My... Sandwichhh!! - Ross

The absolute best of the best of Friends. I'm glad I saw this when I did.

18 This is all a moo point. - Joey

See it's like cow's opinion... Joey says
Then Rachel says..."Have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense"

19 Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

Just watched that episode and it cracked me up so much xx

surprizingly clever coming from joey - doodie-dude25

The one with all the poker - DJ_critikaL

I just hope the hooker waz dress

20 How are you doin’?! - Carl
21 No, that's LaGuardia. - Jessica

Joey thought she was saying 'LaGuardia' when she said 'Guadalajara'. - SourNote2014

22 Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe
23 No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

I just love this quote and scenes because its such a sad episode for Ross and rachel shippers I think it really helped to lighten the mood.

I think the timing and expression was just phenomenal from Chandler...

24 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? - Chandler

Come on the episode where they lose Ross' baby and they try to get it back, who didn't laugh when he said this.

One of my favorite (non-reappearing) lines of the show,

This is my favorite line ever. I was eating pretzels while watching this downstairs, and when he said that I spit the pretzels everywhere laughing.

I burned my hand at this one, I drinking tea and I spilled it over me

25 I got off the plane. - Rachel

The most chilling moment in Friends, along the ending of season 7.

Who didn't cry when she said this?

In the end this is the quote that basically meant everything to them. It's so important, much more important than Janice's, "oh my gawd. "

The line that finished friends for good

26 I know!- Monica

Totally Monica! She is awesome. Annoying and lovable at the same time.

So iconic! Love you Monica.

27 The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe

It's funny, and sad at the same time. - ilovekelly75

28 Could I be more... - Chandler

Could Chandler BE more funny! Love Chandie my favourite friend

Such a great quote. I love the way Chandler speaks, it's just so funny.

This is very much like How I Met Your Mother's Barney's signature LEGEND-wait for it-DARY! Classic!

29 A no sex pact huh? I actually have one with of those going on with every woman in America? - Ross
30 You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at? - Joey

He's got a point

This one's damn funny! - Aprat

31 Oh no - Phoebe

I love it when she says ohh no

32 They don't know that we know they know we know - Phoebe

Pretty much ever one of the quotes from this amazing television series are genius. However this is from my favourite episode of Friends and it is really funny, almost as funny as the storyline that goes with it.

This was one of the funniest episodes ever. The on ewhere the girls find out about Monica and Chandler.

33 Stupid guy on MY phone... - Joey
34 I managed to survive whatever killed the 3 of you! - Chandler

the one with rachels sister and they are all fighting over who gets emma. - alexx3

35 You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! -Chandler

I love this episode very much

36 ...Ooh you like that? You should hear my phone number - Phoebe

I love Phoebe's flirty attidute. She's just so confident.

37 I wanna quit the gym! - Chandler

Chandler best character ever

38 The fridge broke so I had to eat everything - Joey

I love him. He cracks me up every time

39 Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby? - Rachel
40 Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box! - Monica

Without Monica, no F.R.I.E.N.D.S... ❤ Best character ever!

41 I have one question for you, were you or were you not on a gay cruise!? - Joey
42 All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven - Monica

When Monica is explaining the Erotic zones on a woman.

TOP of the list man.

That was the first timw that Monica made me laugh so hard

43 Half the taste is in the smell! And you're sucking up all the taste units! - Joey
44 You threw my sandwich away... my sandwich? MY SANDWICH? - Ross

The best Friends quote of all time, beyond a doubt! How could it not be here until now, you imbeciles!

I really get him. Monica must be an awesome chef. It's a shame he didn't have the opportunity to kiss his sandwich goodbye.

Should be in top 10

45 Maybe later, we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. - Monica

My opinion... AWESOME! That's my opinion!

46 Over the line?! You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you! - Joey

Will always be one of my favourite quotes! Me and my friends still refer to this when joking around if one of us has done something wrong! So hard to actually pick a favourite quote though - that's just down to the amazing writing!

More than once Joey came up with the cleverest lines. Love it.

47 Hey, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? - Joey

One of the funniest lines in the movie

All I can say is lol! I love it

This made me laugh so hard!

This just makes me laugh

48 I knew it! - Chandler
49 You Americans always butcher the French language. - Pheobe
50 No, look, I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. - Phoebe
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