The Top Ten Friends Quotes

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41 You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! -Chandler

I love this episode very much

42 ...Ooh you like that? You should hear my phone number - Phoebe V 1 Comment
43 Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby? - Rachel
44 I have one question for you, were you or were you not on a gay cruise!? - Joey
45 All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven - Monica

When Monica is explaining the Erotic zones on a woman.

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46 Half the taste is in the smell! And you're sucking up all the taste units! - Joey
47 You threw my sandwich away... my sandwich? MY SANDWICH? - Ross

The best Friends quote of all time, beyond a doubt! How could it not be here until now, you imbeciles!

I really get him. Monica must be an awesome chef. It's a shame he didn't have the opportunity to kiss his sandwich goodbye.

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48 Maybe later, we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. - Monica

My opinion... AWESOME! That's my opinion!

49 Over the line?! You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you! - Joey

Will always be one of my favourite quotes! Me and my friends still refer to this when joking around if one of us has done something wrong! So hard to actually pick a favourite quote though - that's just down to the amazing writing!

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50 Hey, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? - Joey

One of the funniest lines in the movie

All I can say is lol! I love it

This made me laugh so hard!

51 No, look, I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. - Phoebe
52 You Americans always butcher the French language. - Pheobe
53 The cushions are the essence of the chair! - Chandler

Best friends episode.. I watched all of em so many times but this one is just pure fun.. Classic sitcom episode.. Never leaves the room

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54 Get that legless witch out of here! - Joey

the one with ross's grant

55 Rachel: Ooh, I'm a man. Ooh, I have a penis. Ooh, I have to win money to exert my power over women.
56 How many cameras are on you? - Chandler

I can't believe this wasn't on the list! It's right up there with:
-There's Something Wrong With The Left Philange.
-They don't know, we know, they know, we know.
-Could I Be More...
-The Stupid Guy On My Phone
- Ahh, Salmon Skin Roll
-That's short for Phoebe, I though it's just what we call each other
and -What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party.

All of these are amazingly funny but this line from Season 2's "The One With The Prom Video" made me laugh so hard. It's one of the greatest comedy lines in history. It's really a shame it wasn't on a list of nearly 80 Friends quotes.

57 Let me go and get my whip... You know, because of the 'Indiana Jones' thing. Not because I'm into S&M; I'm not into anything weird - just normal sex. - Ross

The One In Season Eight Where Rachel And Ross Go Out To Buy Stuff For Emma, And The Saleslady Starts Flirting With Ross, And Later Comes Over To Ask Him Out. -

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58 It's not a cat! - Joey
59 That's short for Phoebe? I thought that's just what we called each other - Phoebe.

This line is so good I almost wet my pants the first time I heard it. I couldn't believe how Phoebe didn't know that "Phoebs" is short for her name. How she thinks it's there pet name for each other is hilarious!

Hilarious. It's really funny that Pheobe never really realised that "Pheebs" was a nickname for her. I also thought it was great how Monica and Rachel reacted when Pheobe called Rachel "Pheebs".

60 How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow? - Rachel
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