Top Ten MySpace Pet Peeves

MySpace is amazing. You don't get to be the number 4 website in America unless you have some serious mojo. That said, MySpace is not perfect and here are the top ten reasons why.

The Top Ten

1 People whining because they are not on your top 8

i think its so retarded when people do that because its like
"i have other friends and i want them higher" and their like "well then im lowering you"

yes! exactly i hate it when that happens..ive found a layout that doesnt have top friends for it and its a lifesaver!!!

I have a MySpace account and I use it rarely now

I used to have a top 5 but now I need a top 10 to put more people in from school.

2 Website technical errors

I totally agree... I usually have to put in my email and password 3 times before it accepts it (and yes, I am putting in the information correctly)... everything is so sloow on myspace.

3 Bogus bulletin stories

i hate how they always show up, they are one of the most annoying things in the world. I know when i wake up in the middle of the night a clown will NOT be standing above my bed ready to kill me bc i didnt repost a bulletin on myspace, of all places.

I hate those kinds of bulletins. Bulletins should only be used for important stuff, i.e. I'm out of town for a while, My friend's band is playing a concert this weekend, etc. Not this stupid spam.

i hate when the bullentins say if u dont send out 10 messgaes to 10 ppl u r going to hell i mean no u r not if u believe in god n i just dont read bullentins anymore

There's only one thing worse than the bulletins themselves, and that's the teenage girls who keep reposting them!

4 Stupid picture captions

5 Non-clickable URLs

At least learn enough HTML to make links clickable so I don't have to cut and paste into the address bar

this is the worst I don't understand y people dislike exsessive profanity

6 Spam profiles

but its sooo annoying, like the 'size doesnt matter' one

But at least some of the stock photography they use is hot

7 Terrible profile customization options

Not to mention those sites are filled with popups and spam.

8 Excessive profanity

Agreed. People who think the F-Bomb is the only adjective in the English language should be sent back to 2nd grade. Chances are, they haven't reached that maturity level.

Sort of a cross between prog and punk. Very witty and cool. Somehow obscure.

9 People hitting on you when you are not available

Especially when people write, "hey your profile looks cool and youre really hot." Its like, if my profile is so cool, you would have seen in it that i say at all over the page that im taken. Losers!

If you are going to take the time to write up a message, take the time to look at something more than the profile picture...like the personal status perhaps.

even worse is when you tell someone you're not interested, typically someone foreign who doesn't seem to understand the word 'no', and they keep talking to you!! AHH!

Its so annoying. Like obviously your taken(pics with bf and etc... ) but they bug you anyway...

10 Huge pictures in comments

i hate big pictures as comments! it makes my profile look doofy, and irregular. i end up deleting all of the picture comments. and then, when the friend that posted it doesn't see it on there, they post ANOTHER ONE! it gets on my nerves!!!

Don't add picture comments that make my page three times as wide as my computer screen

The Contenders

11 Begging for picture comments

yep i agree totally especially now that it shows if u have added new pics. i will look at them. some i comment and some i dont get over it

12 Fake profiles

I just want to be friends with real celebs not made up pages.

13 People abusing the opacity CSS property

I hate trying to read a profile when everything is see through

14 Emoism

Myspace: the emo womb I swear.

15 Changing your web name frequently

This is like saying "I don't know who I am so I will just put whatever my mood is for the day. When you wear your heart on your sleave not only does your family knows, but now 2 million complete strangers know it too.

16 People complaining about everything

there are people who are in this list are complaining about that and that and that... no end for complaining

17 People saying you stole their song

you must say to them they stole it from some great artists

18 Video comments

Please, if you have a great video to show me, send me a link. Let me watch it on my own time and don't make it autoplay every time someone views my profile.

19 Add me messages

ok...if i didnt add you...dont send me a message asking why...because obviously i dont want to be your friend..

20 One word messages

OMG, I hate when they just type and say, "Hey. " WTF? How about saying something longer than that like, "Hi, how are you? " Stupid messages like that I either end up deleting, ignoring, or in the deletion of the sender.

21 People that say that they're in a bad mood and post bulletins about it

i hate it when people post a bulletin telling people that they're in a bad mood and not to talk to them.

22 People who comment you demanding you comment their pictures

I hate when people ask for pc4pc or ask me will I comment there pictures well if I want to I will

23 Unnecessary Xs in usernames

unless either you have an "x" in your name or you are a proud straight-edger (and most of these people are not), just leave out the x's, its not cool and it pisses of the people who are straight-edge. and by the way, "sXe" is not a mispelling of "sex"