Top Ten Reasons to Crap Your Pants

The Top Ten
1 thought it was going to be gas

This is what happened to me last time. Uh, that was in 2006, and I'm 11 right now. I was sitting there, and -Whoomp! There it is! This and having a dream with Freddy Krueger in it. Hehe.

No. 4 was so funny, I busted out laughing and my mum was like 'what are you laughing about? ' So damn funny

LOL lol LOL lol LOL lol LOL lol
SO HILARIOUS I was laughing like 2 minutes later

What are you guys laughing about it's not funny

2 Getting your first kiss

It would likely also be your last if this happened.

3 couldn't hold it in

"I still am holding it in-- oh, wait never mind. It broke through...! "

That would be funny if you overheard that in a fancy restaurant and then you see the guy running to the bathroom holding his pants. Then again, I would NOT like that happening to me.

4 explosive diarrhea

This is funny and not funny. I once had to stay home from school because of it. I had just my underwear on, and I farted and it went right through my underwear and a blanket. I ran out of underwear that day and had to wear a diaper.

5 girl friend turns out to be guy friend

Now, tell me you would not crap your pants

But how would you not see he was a guy...

6 police are at your door

How is this a reason?!?!?

7 greasy chicken

Greasy chicken makes you fart a lot.

8 thought it might be cool

Doesn't make sense at all

9 couldn't find the toilet

This is the only good reason.

10 Chinese buffet
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11 become a messiah
12 Taco Bell
13 little girl comes out your TV

"Oh, gosh the people on this show. I don't get it. Oh, not again. Girl, go back into the T.V., and this time I won't break your arm. "

14 just for the hell of it

Feels great - nice and warm for the first little while but then gets tacky and clean up begins - give it a whirl

ha I wonder what it would feel like

15 dramatic effect
16 met Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick

that would make anyone crap there pants

17 you're wearing diapers
18 didn't feel it coming

What a man can lie can't he?

19 held it in for too long
20 farted too hard

How can underwear be lose?

21 It was touchin' the cloth and it couldn't be held back
22 you're too drunk
23 Forgetting to take your pants off while sitting in the toilet
24 chugged a flaxseed smoothie
25 in the middle of the desert with no gas stations around
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