Top Ten Seinfeld Episodes
The Top Ten
Actually ANY episode that dealt with sex or had an alternate story line about sex are the best ones. Never ever saying the word and only through innuendo, subtext and images, were able to stroll past the censors and have fun at the same time. Best use of the medium for a still uptight and Puritanical American society. Simply brilliant. - mgenet
There are so many funny moments, such as George's mother screaming that he treats his body like an amusement park, Kramer going out the contest and Jerry asking if you're still master of your domain. There are some other good episodes, such as The Chinese Restaurant, The Soup Nazi, The Marine Biologist etc but this is the best.
Yes this is the best Seinfeld episode. Absolute genius. To take such a taboo subject and handle it in such a tasteful yet hilarious way is absolutely remarkable. The brilliant writing of Larry David coming up with situations like the curtain in the hospital room, the "treating his body like an amusement park", the wager in the diner, Kramer''s "I'm out! ", and so many other parts make this the most original, and absolutely number one episode.
Master of my domain
Queen of the castle
King of the castle
Genius! - Potbellypup2
"This episode is epic! NEXT! "
You cannot go one solid month or year without someone saying, "No soup for you! " This is what makes this episode a classic!
I love this episode it is so funny. It is probably one of the most quotable episodes as well. "No soup for you."
EVERYONE knows the quote "no soup for you" making this the most popular episode ever
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is moops. "
What a funny episode. I thought that it was so funny when George and Susan were playing trival pursuit with the bubble boy and he was being mean to them. I can't believe that at the end of the episode Kramer burned down the cabin.
One of the best episodes of any show ever!
He lives in a bubble boy.
(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George
"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer
"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
Best clip ever when George is in movie theatre!
If I have to choose only one Seinfeld, It would be this episode. George’s performance is exceptional.
George appears to be losing his mind because of Lloyd Braun and the Woman on the Horse. Hilarious
The most hard laughs of any Seinfeld episode for me
The I-M-P-P-C-W... We prefer the Institute.
(Episode 78, Season 5)
"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? "
"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. "
- George - Robmofo
The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
"Is anyone here a marine biologist? "
"... like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli"
(Episode 23, Season 3)
"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. "
- Jerry - Robmofo
It has to be one of the best T.V. moments in history. It is one of those episodes that you'll never forget. Like the Chinese restaurant. You can watch it over and over and it never gets old.
One of the best episodes of Seinfeld. I like how there was bathroom humor in this episode. The episode also has some of the best quotes and memorable scenes that the show has had. definitely one of my top 5 favorite episodes.
lost in a mall parking garage and Jerry has to pee - redseagrass
"Significant shrinkage! "
"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "
Kramer stealing lobsters, everyone seeing George's girlfriend topless but the best is Elaine's line " it shrinks how do you guys walk around with those things"
If you don't vote for this, then the jerk store just called for you. The way in which the "other side of midnight" plot line was weaved into the "comeback" plot line at the end was very nice. The first time I saw it I about busted a gut when the guy said "His wife's in a coma. "
Well I had sex with your wife!
... His wife's in a coma. - MontyPython
Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.
Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?
This is the most Larry David Seinfeld episode ever, period.
"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "
(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry - Robmofo
(Episode 121, Season 7)
"Let me understand. You've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? "
- Frank - Robmofo
Kramer yelling at the horse" Rusty, Rusty Rusty"
The best Jerry...the best
"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! " - crazyeyes56
Funniest episode ever. Iconic. Classic. - MaxPap
(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
- Kramer - Robmofo
Serenity now insanity later - Aquateenhungerforce
Kramer goes in and he's like - "Don't worry Jerry, there is always next spring now if you'll excuse me... SERENITY NOww! - qwerts
Oh, my, I'll never forget Kramer flipping out, screaming, "SERENITY NOW! "
Love this episode. LOVE KRAMER.
The best ----> KRAMER
This episode only is set in two buildings: a Floridian condominium, and an entertainment center.
All I said was I like the pen!
A hugely underrated episode. Jerry's parents are painfully funny as well as Jack Clompus and the rest of Phase 2 residents. STELLA!
I think the episode is called "The Handicapped Spot" - tatef87
Not an episode.
Frank and Elaine's fight, that's all I have to say!!
(Episode 138, Season 8)
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. "
- George, about Elaine's dancing in The Little Kicks - Robmofo
"...you ask ME to get a pair of underwear, I'm BACK IN 2 SECONDS! "
Here's to feeling' good all the time.
"Here's To Feeling Good All The Time". - bigbubba2001
"... you've got the A, the B, the C, the D--- That's the BIGGEST! "
"I've Based my WHOLE LIFE on knowing that the D's the BIGGEST! "
Great episode! One of the top 10.
the pigman and a crazy moyl - redseagrass
Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"
Absolutely the best episode as it was a 1 hour jammed packed full of clever writing and antics... And included Newman and others in it as well.
And you want to be my latex salesman?
"... And you want to be my latex salesman"
(Episode 31, Season 3)
"Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant. "
"Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg. "
"Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed. "
- Jerry and Elaine
"I don't have a good apartment for an intervention. The furniture, it's very non-confrontational. "
- Jerry - Robmofo
Kreamer's best episode hands down.
This is THE BEST. - s0ramble
I don't know that this is my favorite episodes (I like Soup Nazi, The Little Jerry, and a few more too), but I remember laughing out loud at the end when Kramer shouted, "Kenny's! "
Love this one. A completely underrated gem.
The Bro? Or Mansseire?
"It's usually so crowded I hope we can a table.
It's okay I made reserva-"
"A coffee table book, about coffee tables...that's fantastic! "...followed by..."What do you do around here all day"... Elaine's boss to Elaine as he is paying Kramer for the Indian.
Sooo funny! - MaxPap
The assman's back in town!
Kramer: Assman? these plates don't belong to me, I'm not the assman, I think there's been a mistake.
Counter girl: What's your name again?
Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.
Counter girl: Cosmo Kramer! You are the assman!
Kramer: No I'm not the assman.
Counter girl: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are!
HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THE ENGLISH PATIENT!? - MaxPap
Elaine: I HATE IT!
Elaine: GO TO HELL!
Love this one. "Drivin' around in Jon Voight's car" "There's Barbara Mandrell's skateboard! " "Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G." Jerry wears cowboy boots, "Elaine wins her boss a spot holding a rope under the woody woodpecker balloon in the Macy's parade. Jerry pops Woody Woodpecker, Mom & Pop sell Jerry's shoes! I just don't get why Kramer is getting nose bleeds. That part was weird.
Jimmy refers to himself as the jimmy and Kramer is mentally challenged after visiting the dentist.
One of the best! Elaine in the gym, Kramer in the taxi and at the awards.
In my opinion, it was actually the worst episode of the series. Nothing made sense. - MaxPap
This episode sums up about all of the other episodes. - thebigdiesel
Jackie Chiles is hilarious.
"My ex-boyfriend came over last night and yada yada I am very tired today"
This is the best episode ever
"Believe it or not, George isn't home, where could I be? "
One of my favorite episodes
You stole my Jesus fish!
Jerry gets filled with Kramer and Newman and George has sex with pastrami. BEST EPISODE EVER