Top 10 VeggieTales Silly Songs

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The Top Ten

1 Bellybutton

One of my favorite VeggieTales songs. - April96

The rap annoys me, but other than that I could listen to this song on repeat forever. - GhostBird

2 Pizza Angel

Cheese so goo-oo-ey!

The song in which Larry almost eats Bob.

Larry doesn't almost eat Bob, I think. Unless you say that because of the mention of tomato sauce. - April96

This is my favorite Silly Song. - April96

3 Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

In the movie it got a rock n' roll-like twist. - April96

Oh I've never ate a Tide pod
And I've never played Yandere
And I never had an iPhone
Or a boyfriend at all (except that 1 guy I broke up with who was a little
younger than me)
And I've never got a bee sting
And I've never got a wasp sting
And I've never been to Boston in the fall!

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4 The Hairbrush Song

This is a good silly song. You should. Listen to this.

You can't beat the classics.

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5 His Cheeseburger

€He’d wipe the dirty cheese off for you” One of the most romantic lines ever written for a song.

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6 Larry's High Silk Hat UListen to Sample
7 S.U.V. (Sport Utility Vehicle)

This song rocks! (all of them pretty much do! )

8 Oh Santa!

The IRS joke gets me every time. - 24601

Oh my God, I first heard this on a CD with VeggieTales songs someone made for me and it was funny. Also it's in - April96

The Easter eggs for the Ultimate Silly Song Countdown. - April96

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9 Endangered Love (Barbara Manatee)
10 The Gated Community

I LOVE this one! - April96

The Contenders

11 Monkey

This wasn't written by Mike Nawrocki- he was working on the Pirates movie- but this song still manages to be one of the best Silly Songs ever!

It shows silly bands - TheKirbyCreeper999

IF IT doesn't HAVE A TAIL ITS NOT A MONKEY. EVEN IF IT HAS A MONKEY KINDA SHAPE OOGA WOOGA IS THAT A MONKEY

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12 The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps

My favorite silly song!

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13 The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo UListen to Sample
14 Lance the Turtle
15 Love My Lips

And I just...
stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar. And I had to spend the next six weeks in a lip rehab with this kid named Oscar, who got stung by a bee, right on the lip! And we couldn't talk to each other until the 5th week because both of our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish, and I only knew three words in Polish, except now I know four, because Oscar taught me the word for lip: "usta! "

Are you kidding me!? This is the goofiest song ever composed. It is absolutely hilarious, with Archibald psychoanalyzing Larry when he was still actually funny.

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16 Homophones

I love this one too. It's actually called School House Polka but it doesn't matter. I sometimes call it Homophones too. - April96

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18 Sippy Cup UListen to Sample
19 The Blues With Larry
20 The Dance of the Cucumber

, this one's pretty funny. - April96

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21 The Song of Cebu

Cebu at 19? You guys are idiots. This should be #1. It always makes me laugh.

This song is calming me down right now

I can't talk right now because I am so bhappy

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22 My Baby Elf
23 The Water Buffalo Song

The first silly song ever.

, the first Silly Song I heard and it was also the first VT episode I watched! - April96

NUMBER 27?! REALLY?!?! C’mon guys! This is the granddaddy of all Silly Songs! Show some respect! I believe that this was the ONLY Silly Song Phil Vischer ever wrote. So give him a break! Anyway, this cracked me up as a kid, not because of the lyrics or Larry’s 10 gallon hat, but this genius piece of dialogue:

“STOP IT! STOP! STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’R DOING?! YOU CAN’T SAY EVERYONE’S GOT A WATER BUFFALO AND EVERYONE DOES NOT HAVE A WATER BUFFALO! WE’RE GOING TO GET NASTY LETTERS SAYING ‘WHERE’S MY WATER BUFFALO’ ‘WHY DON’T I HAVE A WATER BUFFALO’ AND ARE YOU PREPARED TO DEAL WITH THAT?! I DON’T THINK SO! SO STOP...BEING...SO...SILLY! Funny stuff. Can’t beat the classics!

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24 Bubble Rap UListen to Sample
25 Mess Down in Egypt
26 Cheeseburger
27 Do the Moo Shoo
28 Donuts for Benny UListen to Sample
29 I Can Be Your Friend

Best song EVER

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30 There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea
31 Larryboy Theme Song

I ove this song

32 Jolly Joe's
33 Pants UListen to Sample
34 The Eight Polish Foods of Christmas UListen to Sample
35 Rock on Larryboy

My favorite VT song when I was little. Well, that and the Water Buffalo Song. - April96

36 Happy Tooth Day

Bob freaks out when he sees the extra fake teeth. - April96

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37 Second Chances

From the Jonah special- so catchy and uplifting!

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38 If It Doesn’t Have a Tail, It’s Not a Monkey...

From “the wonderful wizard of ha’s”

39 Best Friends Forever UListen to Sample
40 Where Have All the Staplers Gone? UListen to Sample
41 Kilts and Stilts UListen to Sample
42 Hopperena UListen to Sample
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Top Remixes (6)

1. Larry's High Silk Hat
2. His Cheeseburger
3. Bellybutton
BoyGenius234
1. The Hairbrush Song
2. Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
3. Monkey
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1. Bellybutton
2. Pizza Angel
3. Monkey
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