Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
The Top Ten
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D
This good lol. Laughj a lot because funly lul. Myfr iend tells many jokes like dis lmaoV 168 Comments
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Yo mamma so ugly that she cleansed peoples destiny'sV 139 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
goodV 149 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
I think this one was super hilarious and also keep making more yo mama jokes
P.S. I like this one
You mama is so fat she went to the doctors office, stepped o the weigh scale and the doctor said " Holy CRAP that's my phone number
HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE
That's way 2 funny...
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
That's great! Who ever came up with that is a genius.V 62 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
This one is funnyV 53 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
That's funny shes pretty stupidV 63 Comments
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
Gee very goodV 62 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe
ROCK YO ROAST BABY - 123fortandbreeV 28 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
Tom Brady doesn't care. - WorldPuncher47592834V 34 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
LmfaoV 25 Comments
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard
I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.
the bestV 22 Comments
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
And the fat one brought cerealV 43 Comments
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off
Meme funny dank memes lol comedy instagram twitter youtube youtuber pewdiepie depression suicide trump clinton obama politics pokemon gamer vegan furry roblox emo cringe immortalmemes scarce fat minions microsoftV 35 Comments
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
That is so wrong, but funny.
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
Your momma so gay she like dick hahaV 33 Comments
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed
Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat
Bitch is fatV 15 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life
Sweet best I have ever heardV 29 Comments
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number
That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death
Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18
What the that's just weird but funny at the same timeV 9 Comments
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power
Lame,lamer and lamestV 16 Comments
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
Just wow, that's amazing
This is the best one I've heard in my life
awesomeV 16 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lol
So funny I got tonsils
lolV 6 Comments
Been telling this joke for time so funny
Just like your mama laugh out loud
I told my mom this and she had a straight face on but after I said it her jaw literally dropped because it was so funny
How was she able to jump in the first place - styLIShTV 6 Comments
Laugh out loud made me crack up
That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts
That was so good that joke
This shirt is funnyV 6 Comments
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens
LOL This list is awesome! - B0S5J4M3SV 6 Comments
I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET
Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?
Haha I got better though yo mamas so fat that when she got done being offended by whales she figured out that earth was all water now because when she jumped in the water rose 10000 feetV 12 Comments
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off
Just plane meanV 1 Comment
I am speechless - B0S5J4M3S
That is so so mean :((
Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome
I KNOW RIGHT
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy. - BubblesakaOzzyBear
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*
This is absolutely hot sorry for the fellow
Me and my friends were laughing till we died.
-Ghost That Somehow Has An iPhone
Not that funny:[:[:[:[
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch
That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny
Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials
Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality. - PositronWildhawk
lolV 2 Comments
And she crack the high way to hell
So funny almost died
! Me and my brother said this all the time when we were little!
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets the- WAIT, that's THE LADY! UH OH! HOLY S***! - PeeledBanana
Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead
Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran
FUNNY you GOT ME!
YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE GAVE THE DEVIL NIGHTMARESV 4 Comments
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
So stupid so fat or what?V 1 Comment
Not the best idea to some people
This is a horrible insult.
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry
Budy, you're a boy make a bi- - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
So funny because the gold fish theme song is"the snack that smiles back"
The snack that doesn't smile back goldfish
Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her
HAHAA SO SAVAGEV 3 Comments
Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!
I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.
because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!
This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far
Me 2!V 12 Comments
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
My brother pooped on his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever... Period
Your family tree is a cactus. Everyone is a prick. - Doggus
This Is not a bad joke, thumbs up for being a human lolOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOV 3 Comments
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
Not goodV 5 Comments
That one so funny I farted.
She got some fat toes
That is sooo funny
The best!V 1 Comment
Laugh out loud so funny
I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies
How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple
Lol!V 2 Comments
No, no, no he said get ya ass out the way
That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!
I know another version that goes yo mamas so fat when god said let their be light he told her scoot over a bit
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT! SHE TOOK A LOOK AT HER FACE AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF!
To some people this can be offenciffeV 2 Comments
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs
Your mama so fat she eats with a fork - DoggusV 8 Comments
Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world
So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.
Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.
My mate called darren wants to have sex whith you he lives in garnent not far from the chemistV 5 Comments
Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired
Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out
Haha funnyV 1 Comment
So funny but didn't get it
Seuss is spelled wrong
Your joke is so funny I almost peed
Dodo yo know that is so funny
Awesome made me wake up
What a cool jokeV 3 Comments
Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
Lol that was funny
What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud - Songsta41
So funny but I would do music better because I am in orchestra and I play the cello and I am in intermetate orchestra.
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Top Remixes (46)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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