Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
Your mom is so ugly she looked like she got pooped out of an monkey and people looked at here saying," that women seven and she got arm pit hair."
Laugh out loud the one joke I haven't heard! Love it! I can see why it is at number two. Now I am just writing random stuff because I I'm epic!
It's funny wait I got 1 your momma is so ugly when she smiles at traffic they slow down get it she is so ugly her teeth are yellow.
Your mum is so ugly that she makes Nelson Mandela's smile turn upside down, thumbs up if you like this!
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Your mama so ugly she's the reason why God won't let her into heaven add that to your mama so ugly jokes on your chanel.
Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund
Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.
I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?
Your mama's so heavy that when she pressed the up button in the elevator she still went down. LOL
I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should number 1 because I also almost peed
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the prices
Laugh out loud this is my joke yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died
Love it! One of the best ones yet! Almost started crying I was laughing so hard!
LOL I had to change hahaaha (sorry it's just so funny so I can't control laughing in the text) my pants after we did laundry and it's 1:52 a.m. so I'm naked on my couch because I peed so much! Lololololol
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Yo mama so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Second funniest (in my opinion) next to Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "Oh say can you see, get your fat ass off me! "
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing.
Laugh out loud. Made me think of one: Yo mama so fat that whenever she gets her period, the town has to be evacuated.
It might just be my sense of humor, but this joke right here, said right, is the best by far! I'm still cracking up!
Yo mama so dumb she thought Big Nate was a giant.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Sea World was a ocean.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Xbox One was the first Xbox.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Virtual Boy was a red version of the Game Boy.
Yo mama so fat Piranha Plants can't even bite her.
Yo mama so old she let Benjamin Franklin use her kite.
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake
If my dog had a face like yo momma, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! Yo momma so tupid that she climbed over a glass s wall to see what was on the other side!
I am so going to tell my BFF That it is going to be a hit. Thanks a trillion for the jokes If I knew you I would hug you
Yo mamas so stupid when batman asked her if she could be his sidekick she kicked him in the side
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
! She is going to get ripped-off because she can't see a quarterback with a quarterback!
This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it.
Laugh out loud that was so funny but I have a good one. To momma is so poor she couldn't pay attention
Laugh out loud what a joke I wish I could tell a joke like that I had to change my pants 5 times
This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly, parked cars have killed millions people than moving cars because of their intimidating look which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!
I got a much better one yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call by the way yo mama so stupid she tripped over wireless internet!
That is so so mean :((
Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other!
Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life
Yo mama so stupid, she saw hyenas eating an impala and asked them,"Why are you laughing? "
Damn! I thought One Direction only went way now there going places
Yo mama so fat when she fell off the ship the captain yelled "land ho! "
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off
That is the best thing ever
So funny! I'm going to bully this girl with these jokes because she proper pisses me off and she is trying to steal my boyfriend from me but I am going to ki h her ass! Laugh out loud!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
That was so FUNNY! I used it and EVRYONE! Laghed and I laghed 4 a hour 4 hearing that joke I'm laghing right now this is so funny I love this website man.
Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the store and doesn't have enough money, people pretend that she drop a dollar.
That's so stupid a five year old would know that joke come on this shouldn't even be on the list
The fat one also brought cereal, the ugly one brought toast, and the short one brought milk
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone
This is the best one so far. I can't believe how clever this is! I wonder why it's only 15 though... everyone vote, vote, VOTE!
You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
Yo mama's not stupid you are. this joke is wrong its meant to be yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age she died #idiot
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
Not the best idea to some people
This is a horrible insult.
Budy, you're a boy make a bi-
I don't get it
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Try yo mamma so ugly the wall said you can't put that picture on me.
Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
Lol that was funny
Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Yo mama is so fat whenever she walks past the T.V. I miss three episodes I heard this in public
You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens
Funny joke thank you.
Best yo mama joke ever!