Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
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Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
Eren said "yo mamma so ugly she made onions cry" that little useless guy.
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
Yo funny I will use this on my brotherV 181 Comments
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Yo mamas so stupid when batman asked her if she could be his sidekick she kicked him in the side - AwesomeJawson
It'd make more sense if it was about her being tall. - JayJayPlane
This one is all time bestV 148 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
SHE SO FAT LIKE A LAND WHALE - Demon_Kitty
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.V 150 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Lol I can't stop laughing!
Damn that is good
It is funnier than yo mama is so fat her shirt size he's more xs than taylor swiftV 142 Comments
HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE
That's way 2 funny...
Your mama so black she made the bath look like she was bathing in coffee
I ALMOST PEED MY PANTSV 64 Comments
Yo mama so old she was Adams mom
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
Lol best one by far
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAAV 55 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
This is the best one by far
The fuzzV 65 Comments
I am putting that one on my listV 64 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
ROCK YO ROAST BABY - 123fortandbree
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it! - bascombeV 28 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Tom Brady doesn't care. - WorldPuncher47592834
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty centsV 34 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgageV 25 Comments
Confirmed...Best one ever
This joke is by far the most funniest I agreeV 26 Comments
Haha that's a great one keep up the good work!
And the fat one brought cereal - Villainnumberone
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!V 43 Comments
BOI YO MAMA SO FAT THAT vader thought she was the third death star
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
That is hilarious
Totally sharing with my friendsV 36 Comments
Cruel but funny - Penguino
The wittiest one so far!
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
That is so wrong, but funny.V 34 Comments
Yo mama so dumb she got burned (as in the roast type thing) and poured cold water on herself.
Might be the funniest one I've ever read
Yo mama so dumb that when she was told she got roasted, she put on suntan lotion.
Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bedV 16 Comments
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
Shut up ik you're a crazy directioner girl
Lol, clever - RedLily
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THISV 31 Comments
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number
That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death
Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18
What the that's just weird but funny at the same timeV 9 Comments
She would get electricuted
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
Just wow, that's amazing
This is the best one I've heard in my lifeV 17 Comments
This was bad
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the powerV 15 Comments
This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died
Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lol
So funny I got tonsils
Lord this is so funny...V 6 Comments
How was she able to jump in the first place - styLIShT
Been telling this joke for time so funny
Just like your mama laugh out loud
I told my mom this and she had a straight face on but after I said it her jaw literally dropped because it was so funnyV 5 Comments
Laugh out loud made me crack up
That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts
That was so good that joke
Hey guys check this one out if my dog was as ugly as your mom I would shave it butt and teach it to walk backwardsV 6 Comments
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens
Best yo mama joke ever!V 5 Comments
I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "
Lmao, this is one of da best I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot!
THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET
Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?V 13 Comments
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off
That is the best thing everV 1 Comment
That is so so mean :((
Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome
I KNOW RIGHT
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy. - BubblesakaOzzyBear
I didn’t get this one at first but now I do laugh out loud. - BestCoasters
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*V 11 Comments
Me and my friends were laughing till we died.
-Ghost That Somehow Has An iPhone
Not that funny:[:[:[:[
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch
That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny
Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials
Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality. - PositronWildhawk
This is so funny but beat this Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."V 2 Comments
And she crack the high way to hell
So funny almost died
! Me and my brother said this all the time when we were little!
I've never laughed so hard!V 3 Comments
Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead
Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran
FUNNY you GOT ME!
Lol but it still is Freddy Krueger job to give nightmaresV 4 Comments
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
So stupid so fat or what?V 1 Comment
This is a horrible insult.
Not the best idea to some people
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry
Budy, you're a boy make a bi- - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
So funny because the gold fish theme song is"the snack that smiles back"
The snack that doesn't smile back goldfish
Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her
That is sad but funnyV 3 Comments
Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!
I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.
because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!
This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far
Laugh out loud and yo mamma so far that when she sticked a battery up her butt she yelled I got the powerV 12 Comments
That's amazing yo mama joke
This is hillarious
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
My brother pooped on his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever... PeriodV 5 Comments
That one so funny I farted.
She got some fat toes
That is sooo funny
The best!V 1 Comment
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
This is hilarius I love it man these are funnyV 6 Comments
I'm ONLY 11 AND BRO THIS IS SICKLY AWESOME
Laugh out loud so funny
I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies
How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineappleV 3 Comments
YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT! SHE TOOK A LOOK AT HER FACE AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF!
No, no, no he said get ya ass out the way
That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!
I know another version that goes yo mamas so fat when god said let their be light he told her scoot over a bit
To some people this can be offenciffeV 2 Comments
Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world
So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.
Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.
That's so mean! It's not funny when someone wants to commit suicide.V 5 Comments
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs
Wow, that one was great.V 8 Comments
Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired
Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out
Haha funnyV 1 Comment
So funny but didn't get it
Seuss is spelled wrong
Yo mama so fat she is the reason the universe is expanding
#1=way funnier than this one
Laugh out loud laugh out loud
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THE GOVERNMENT PUT A SHEET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
Lol that was funny
Your joke is so funny I almost peed
What a cool joke
Dodo yo know that is so funny
Awesome made me wake upV 3 Comments
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Top Remixes (46)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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