Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D

That is a really good one

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

Yo mama is so fat when the doctor asked for her weight he thought she was given him her number. 342-567-8907

I'm going to say that one at school torromow

Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious

Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI

I made that one up by zaid age 11

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing

Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum

I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it

Ohh

HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE

That's way 2 funny...

Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!

Your mama is so fat she but a big battery up her ass it cracked

Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA

This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it

what LMAO

Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time

Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer

That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!

OH GOD I'M COUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW - Jearmin_Shipper

I am putting that one on my list

I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud

I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard

Yo mama so fat LeBron James could not shout the ball in the court. LoL

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe

LOL I had to change hahaaha (sorry it's just so funny so I can't control laughing in the text) my pants after we did laundry and it's 1:52 a.m. so I'm naked on my couch because I peed so much! Lololololol

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs

yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)

Nice

This joke is by far the most funniest I agree

I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard

I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.

This should be number one on this list

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!

I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!

And the fat one brought cereal

I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times

Totally sharing with my friends

I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off

Man that fine nah nah dat on fleek yo

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

That is so wrong, but funny.

Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky

The irony is hilarious

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc

Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life

I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Sweet best I have ever heard

Might be the funniest one I've ever read

Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed

Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat

Yo mama so fat when it rained she used the highway as a water slide

I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number

That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death

Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18

What the that's just weird but funny at the same time

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power

THAT WAS HORRIBLE I COULD TELL MY FRIEND JACKSON AND HE WOULD SIT LIKE MUDOSA TURNED HIM TO STONE!

Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.

Just wow, that's amazing

This is the best one I've heard in my life

Yo mama is so ugly that she made joker stop laughing