Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

The Top Ten

Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D

Yo mama so stpid she returned a doughnut because it has a hole in it

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE

That's way 2 funny...

Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!

Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.

Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

I am putting that one on my list

I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud

I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard

I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs

yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)

Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage

Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

That is funny and I will use it!

! My bus people told that joke, I am still laughing from it! ID

Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing

Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum

I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it

Haha I'm going to die of laughter because I can't get enough oxygen

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

This is the best mama joke you came up with I have a better one your mama is so fat that once she walked in burger king everyone threw happy meal at her

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

I'm going to say that one at school torromow

Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious

Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI

Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up

Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents

Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA

This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it

This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/

The Contenders

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time

Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer

That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!

This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.

Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.

That is so so mean :((

Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome

I KNOW RIGHT

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc

I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life

Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang

Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest

It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off

That is the best thing ever

Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.

Laugh out loud! That was very funny!

Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer

Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*

Yo mama so fat she cracked the highway to hell

Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.

Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.

Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!

I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!

Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the store and doesn't have enough money, people pretend that she drop a dollar.

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

That is so wrong, but funny.

Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky

You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up

Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.

yo mama so stupid she gave birth to YOU!
just kidding your probably a very nice boy/girl or attack helicopter.

what about this:
1, yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices

2, yo mama so fat dora couldn't explore her

3, yo mama so skinny when she ate an m&m she looked like she was pregnant

4, yo mama so americain when she saw a german shepard she called the police

5,yo mama so ugly when she sat in the bath tub the water ran away

6, yo mama so stupid when an intruder broke into the house she ran downstairs and dialed 9.1.1 on the microwave

7, yo mama so fat she invented something way crazier than sumo wrestling for fat people like here.

8, yo mama so stupid when she went to get her blood test she got an f-

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving

Not the best idea to some people

This is a horrible insult.

These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

Budy, you're a boy make a bi-

Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall

I think its great but more like this yo mama so ugly when a picture guy was takeing a pic of her he fainted

More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.

Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself

Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs

Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!

Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote

Lol that was funny

Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running

Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!

Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me

This is hilarius I love it man these are funny

You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate said expired.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper

When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud

Funny joke thank you.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens

Best yo mama joke ever!

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