Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
The Top Ten
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!
Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D
Yo mama so stpid she returned a doughnut because it has a hole in it
HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE
That's way 2 funny...
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.
I am putting that one on my list
I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud
I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard
I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it!
! My bus people told that joke, I am still laughing from it! ID
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it
Haha I'm going to die of laughter because I can't get enough oxygen
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.
This is the best mama joke you came up with I have a better one your mama is so fat that once she walked in burger king everyone threw happy meal at her
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI
Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it
This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.
That is so so mean :((
Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome
I KNOW RIGHT
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life
Yo, mamma so old that she thought you were a black hurangatang
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off
That is the best thing ever
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*
Yo mama so fat she cracked the highway to hell
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the store and doesn't have enough money, people pretend that she drop a dollar.
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
That is so wrong, but funny.
Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky
You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up
yo mama so stupid she gave birth to YOU!
just kidding your probably a very nice boy/girl or attack helicopter.
what about this:
1, yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices
2, yo mama so fat dora couldn't explore her
3, yo mama so skinny when she ate an m&m she looked like she was pregnant
4, yo mama so americain when she saw a german shepard she called the police
5,yo mama so ugly when she sat in the bath tub the water ran away
6, yo mama so stupid when an intruder broke into the house she ran downstairs and dialed 9.1.1 on the microwave
7, yo mama so fat she invented something way crazier than sumo wrestling for fat people like here.
8, yo mama so stupid when she went to get her blood test she got an f-
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Not the best idea to some people
This is a horrible insult.
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry
Budy, you're a boy make a bi-
I think its great but more like this yo mama so ugly when a picture guy was takeing a pic of her he fainted
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs
Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
Lol that was funny
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
This is hilarius I love it man these are funny
You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens
Best yo mama joke ever!