Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat the Earth had to live on her!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven!
Yo mama so stupid she went to go see Xbox live!
Yo mama so ugly even fishy crackers didn't smile back!
Yo mama so fat that when she create her YouTube account,the entire network crash.
Okay maybe the onion's fate is getting eaten by yo mama as the other fruits and vegetable shock at that moment and cried.
Laugh out loud the one joke I haven't heard! Love it! I can see why it is at number two. Now I am just writing random stuff because I I'm epic!
Yo momma so fat she is Miley Cyrus's recking ball.
yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the t.v. I missed 10 episodes of paw patrol and SpongeBob.
Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!
Your mama so ugly she's the reason why God won't let her into heaven add that to your mama so ugly jokes on your chanel.
Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.
This joke is hilarious! Check out the song "flames of revenge. " It's so awesome! It's a rock type!
I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?
I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should number 1 because I also almost peed
This one Is Better! Yo Momma so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
Your mom is so. Thin that when. She. Used the toilet she got flushed
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Love it! One of the best ones yet! Almost started crying I was laughing so hard!
Make brain as in funny that I can laugh up to10min' laugh out loud!
Yo mama so fat, when she died, the broke the stairway to heaven.
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Cool, but I got a better one. How many people know this? Yo mama is so dunb, she can't even read an audio book.
What!? How can this mom sat on the TV? There's no way, she's gonna fall down.
I said this to my friend and she became extremely offended.. That sir, is when you know your "Yo mama" joke is extremely amazing. Like. Derp. I love you son. Yes. I'm only typing so that I can get a "Good" Rated comment. Like a boss. You know?
I think this one was super hilarious and also keep making more yo mama jokes
P.S. I like this one
You mama is so fat she went to the doctors office, stepped o the weigh scale and the doctor said " Holy CRAP that's my phone number
I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it.
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing.
This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it.
This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/
If anyone has watched the Ben Carson movie then they know this one. Hilarious!
Laugh out loud that was so funny but I have a good one. To momma is so poor she couldn't pay attention
Nice! Now, it's time for my jokes.
1. Yo mama so fat, when she was a Pokemon, she was Snorlax.
2. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the library to get a Facebook.
3. Yo mama so gay, instead of playing as Mario to save Peach from Bowser, she helps Peach save herself.
4. Yo mama so lazy, the house she lived in had to clean itself.
5. Yo mama so old, she was born on the first day the universe existed.
How's that? Pretty insulting to YO MAMA, huh?
Nice ones! Now, here are some of mine.
Yo mama so fat, she was Snorlax in Pokemon. Yo mama so old, she was born on the first day of the universe's existence. Yo mama so lazy, her house had to clean itself. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the library to get a Facebook. Yo mama so gay, she helped Peach save herself from Bowser.
I hope you enjoyed them. THANK YOU!
Yo mama so dumb she thought Big Nate was a giant.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Sea World was a ocean.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Xbox One was the first Xbox.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Virtual Boy was a red version of the Game Boy.
Yo mama so fat Piranha Plants can't even bite her.
Yo mama so old she let Benjamin Franklin use her kite.
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.
Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake
If my dog had a face like yo momma, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! Yo momma so tupid that she climbed over a glass s wall to see what was on the other side!
That one should be number 1 it was the best at of all of them the rest were kind of dumb and old.
I am so going to tell my BFF That it is going to be a hit. Thanks a trillion for the jokes If I knew you I would hug you
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents
I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!
Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later
! She is going to get ripped-off because she can't see a quarterback with a quarterback!
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This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!
Exactly, parked cars have killed millions people than moving cars because of their intimidating look which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!
I got a much better one yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call by the way yo mama so stupid she tripped over wireless internet!
Yo mama so stupid, she saw hyenas eating an impala and asked them,"Why are you laughing? "
Its hilarious, I will definitely tell my friends this joke.
Yo mama, cooking is so bad that the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so ugly that her reflection said "I quit".
So funny! I'm going to bully this girl with these jokes because she proper pisses me off and she is trying to steal my boyfriend from me but I am going to ki h her ass! Laugh out loud!
Heres my joke your mama so fat when she walks too the city she trips over K, F and C! laugh even louder.
I didn't get this one at first but now I do laugh out loud.
That was so FUNNY! I used it and EVRYONE! Laghed and I laghed 4 a hour 4 hearing that joke I'm laghing right now this is so funny I love this website man.
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the store and doesn't have enough money, people pretend that she drop a dollar.
I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!
If someone says that to you then you just say "well your mom brought the cereal."
That is the stupid thing I hate my self for loving it!
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
Just plane mean
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
This is the best one so far. I can't believe how clever this is! I wonder why it's only 15 though... everyone vote, vote, VOTE!
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
First time ever seeing this one and I'm impressed.
That is so wrong, but funny.
Yo mama's not stupid you are. this joke is wrong its meant to be yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age she died #idiot
Its supposed to be yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
I got one I got one. Your momma so old that when I slapped her back her tyts fell off
This is a horrible insult.
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Try yo mamma so ugly the wall said you can't put that picture on me.
Wow, that one was great.
I think that is true
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Good joke
Yo mama is so fat whenever she walks past the T.V. I miss three episodes I heard this in public
You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!
My brother pooped on his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever... Period
Your family tree is a cactus. Everyone is a prick.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Best yo mama joke ever!