Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

Yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to weigh herself... The machine read "ONE AT A TIME PLEASE, ONE AT A TIME"... =D

Add this: Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service - WorldPuncher47592834

I'm going to say that one at school torromow

Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious

Yo moma so fat when she sat on her ipod she invented the iPad
Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat a man called TAXI

Whaif last Christmas was yesterday? - lionsforlife

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

good

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing

Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum

I started to pee my pants
I started to laugh my head off lmfao
Love it so much think it is hilarious!
It took me about 1 minute to get it though but I finally got it

I think this one was super hilarious and also keep making more yo mama jokes
P.S. I like this one
You mama is so fat she went to the doctors office, stepped o the weigh scale and the doctor said " Holy CRAP that's my phone number

HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE

That's way 2 funny...

Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!

I can't bleave it

Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA

This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it

This one is funny

Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time

Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer

That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!

That's funny shes pretty stupid

I am putting that one on my list

I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud

I think you should put this joke in the first place rank I laughed so hard

This one is just excellent - styLIShT

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe

Can u put that on FaceBook

I added this one. - WorldPuncher47592834

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs

yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)

Lmfao

This joke is by far the most funniest I agree

I told that to my friends they laugh Heller hard

I saw this being used before but at the end it should have been can't not can.

the best

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!

I love this one me and my friend laughed so hard!

And the fat one brought cereal

I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times

Totally sharing with my friends

I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but off

That is hilarious

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

That is so wrong, but funny.

Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky

Your momma so gay she like dick haha

Might be the funniest one I've ever read

Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed

Your mama is so fat she gave her son a hug he got lost in her fat

Yo mama so dumb that when she was told she got roasted, she put on suntan lotion.

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc

I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life

Sweet best I have ever heard

I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number

That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death

Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18

What the that's just weird but funny at the same time

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power

Lame,lamer and lamest

Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.

Just wow, that's amazing

This is the best one I've heard in my life

awesome

This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died

Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lol

So funny I got tonsils

lol

Been telling this joke for time so funny

Just like your mama laugh out loud

I told my mom this and she had a straight face on but after I said it her jaw literally dropped because it was so funny

How was she able to jump in the first place - styLIShT

Laugh out loud made me crack up

That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts

That was so good that joke

This shirt is funny

When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud

Funny joke thank you.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens

LOL This list is awesome! - B0S5J4M3S

I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET

Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?

Haha I got better though yo mamas so fat that when she got done being offended by whales she figured out that earth was all water now because when she jumped in the water rose 10000 feet

I am speechless - B0S5J4M3S

That is so so mean :((

Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome

I KNOW RIGHT

Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest

It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off

Just plane mean

This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy. - BubblesakaOzzyBear

Pretty Good

so good

Laugh out loud! That was very funny!

Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer

Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*

This is absolutely hot sorry for the fellow
WHAT!

Lol

nice one

Me and my friends were laughing till we died.
-Ghost That Somehow Has An iPhone

Not that funny:[:[:[:[
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch

That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny

Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials

Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality. - PositronWildhawk

This is so funny but beat this Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

And she crack the high way to hell

So funny almost died

! Me and my brother said this all the time when we were little!

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying the stairway to heaven
When she gets the- WAIT, that's THE LADY! UH OH! HOLY S***! - PeeledBanana

Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead

Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran

FUNNY you GOT ME!

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE GAVE THE DEVIL NIGHTMARES

Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.

Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)

It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!

Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!

Yo mama is like a door-knob everyone opens her

Not the best idea to some people

These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

Budy, you're a boy make a bi- - PeeledBanana

Nice joke

So funny because the gold fish theme song is"the snack that smiles back"

The snack that doesn't smile back goldfish

Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her

HAHAA SO SAVAGE

Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!

I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.

because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!

This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far

Me 2!

That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!

My brother pooped on his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever... Period

Your family tree is a cactus. Everyone is a prick. - Doggus

That's just peak but funny

Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!

Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me

This is hilarius I love it man these are funny

Not good

That one so funny I farted.

She got some fat toes

That is sooo funny

The best!

Laugh out loud so funny

I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies

How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

Lol!

No, no, no he said get ya ass out the way

That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!

I know another version that goes yo mamas so fat when god said let their be light he told her scoot over a bit

YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT! SHE TOOK A LOOK AT HER FACE AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF!

To some people this can be offenciffe

More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.

Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself

Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs

Your mama so fat she eats with a fork - Doggus

Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world

So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.

Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.

My mate called darren wants to have sex whith you he lives in garnent not far from the chemist

Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired

Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out

Lol

Haha funny

So funny but didn't get it

Seuss is spelled wrong

What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud - Songsta41

So funny but I would do music better because I am in orchestra and I play the cello and I am in intermetate orchestra.

Your joke is so funny I almost peed

Dodo yo know that is so funny

Awesome made me wake up

What a cool joke

#1=way funnier than this one

Laugh out loud laugh out loud

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THE GOVERNMENT PUT A SHEET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN