Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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1 Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Laugh out loud the one joke I haven't heard! Love it! I can see why it is at number two. Now I am just writing random stuff because I I'm epic!

This joke is bloody funny I had tears coming our my eyes I can hardly breath possibly the best joke ever

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

OK that is funny my second favorite is yo mama so ugly in mortal combat scorpion said stay over there

2 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Hey that was my joke! But I got another one! Yo mama so fat and so dark that when she swims at the beach people always said "OIL SPILL! " Yo mama so ugly that she made blind kids cry! Yo mama so poor that her Welcome mat only says Wel!

Your mama so ugly she's the reason why God won't let her into heaven add that to your mama so ugly jokes on your chanel.

Heard it. L have to say that it's not that funny here's one:Yo mama so dumb she thought that a quarter back was a refund

Oh my god this a joke but this is better yo mama when some one told her to exercise she instantly died.

3 Yo mama so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

I love this one do you know those moments when your laughing som much that at that moment you think can someone ever die of laughing?

Your mama's so heavy that when she pressed the up button in the elevator she still went down. LOL

I showed this to my friends and laughed so hard. This should number 1 because I also almost peed

I love this one it's so funny been laughing for half an hour laugh out loud

4 Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

That's kinda good like for instance yo momma so fat when she sat on Walmart it lowers the prices

Laugh out loud this is my joke yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died

Love it! One of the best ones yet! Almost started crying I was laughing so hard!

5 Yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

LOL I had to change hahaaha (sorry it's just so funny so I can't control laughing in the text) my pants after we did laundry and it's 1:52 a.m. so I'm naked on my couch because I peed so much! Lololololol

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

Yo mama so fat that when she swam in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

6 Yo mama so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.

Second funniest (in my opinion) next to Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "Oh say can you see, get your fat ass off me! "

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing.

Laugh out loud. Made me think of one: Yo mama so fat that whenever she gets her period, the town has to be evacuated.

It might just be my sense of humor, but this joke right here, said right, is the best by far! I'm still cracking up!

7 Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so dumb she thought Big Nate was a giant.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Sea World was a ocean.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Xbox One was the first Xbox.
Yo mama so dumb she thought the Virtual Boy was a red version of the Game Boy.
Yo mama so fat Piranha Plants can't even bite her.
Yo mama so old she let Benjamin Franklin use her kite.

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

8 Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

Spent the day telling stupid mom jokes, usually some thing like: "Can I have a bite of you sandwich? " And then I'd say "Your mom's a sandwich", just because I like making people laugh at stupid things like that. This one will be the icing on the cake

If my dog had a face like yo momma, I would shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards! Yo momma so tupid that she climbed over a glass s wall to see what was on the other side!

I am so going to tell my BFF That it is going to be a hit. Thanks a trillion for the jokes If I knew you I would hug you

Yo mamas so stupid when batman asked her if she could be his sidekick she kicked him in the side

9 Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents

I changed it up to yo mama so stupid she played for the high school women's football team as a quarterback so she could get a quarter back on lunch money!

Genius, even to a European haha. Should be higher up on the list, well played. I'm going to use it on my friend later

! She is going to get ripped-off because she can't see a quarterback with a quarterback!

10 Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

This is the only one that's truly funny to me. But it's also confusing because when she's born, people write expired on the certificate. :/

This joke is so funny I laughed my ribs out, and when I tell it to my friends they might die laughing about it.

Laugh out loud that was so funny but I have a good one. To momma is so poor she couldn't pay attention

Laugh out loud what a joke I wish I could tell a joke like that I had to change my pants 5 times

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11 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.

That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!

Exactly, parked cars have killed millions people than moving cars because of their intimidating look which makes people crash into them... people like YO MAMA!

I got a much better one yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it's a long distance call by the way yo mama so stupid she tripped over wireless internet!

12 Yo mama so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.

That is so so mean :((

CrazyAwesome’s right.

13 Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fat that the only present she got for Christmas was a book on how to change my life

Yo mama so stupid, she saw hyenas eating an impala and asked them,"Why are you laughing? "

Damn! I thought One Direction only went way now there going places

Yo mama so fat when she fell off the ship the captain yelled "land ho! "

14 Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.

So funny! I'm going to bully this girl with these jokes because she proper pisses me off and she is trying to steal my boyfriend from me but I am going to ki h her ass! Laugh out loud!

Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer

That was so FUNNY! I used it and EVRYONE! Laghed and I laghed 4 a hour 4 hearing that joke I'm laghing right now this is so funny I love this website man.

Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*

15 Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the store and doesn't have enough money, people pretend that she drop a dollar.

That's so stupid a five year old would know that joke come on this shouldn't even be on the list

The fat one also brought cereal, the ugly one brought toast, and the short one brought milk

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone

16 Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest

It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off

That is the best thing ever

17 Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.

Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.

Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)

18 Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage

This is the best one so far. I can't believe how clever this is! I wonder why it's only 15 though... everyone vote, vote, VOTE!

You're mom is so fat when she fell on the ground no one laughed but the ground cracked up

Best 1 and yo momma so stupid she saw a bus with white people and yelled stop that tinky

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

19 Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.

Yo mama's not stupid you are. this joke is wrong its meant to be yo mamas so old when I told her to act her age she died #idiot

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

20 Yo moma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving

Not the best idea to some people

This is a horrible insult.

Budy, you're a boy make a bi-

I don't get it

21 Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall

More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.

Try yo mamma so ugly the wall said you can't put that picture on me.

Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs

Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself

22 Yo mama so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running

Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!

Good joke

Yo mama is so fat whenever she walks past the T.V. I miss three episodes I heard this in public

You mama so fat, she can't even fit in this joke...

This is hilarius I love it man these are funny

23 Yo mama so old her birth certificate said expired.
24 Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote

Lol that was funny

Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!

25 Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree


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