Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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1 Yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh

Eren said "yo mamma so ugly she made onions cry" that little useless guy.

I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!

Yo funny I will use this on my brother

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2 Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

I'm going to say that one at school torromow

Yo mamas so stupid when batman asked her if she could be his sidekick she kicked him in the side - AwesomeJawson

It'd make more sense if it was about her being tall. - JayJayPlane

This one is all time best

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3 Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89

SHE SO FAT LIKE A LAND WHALE - Demon_Kitty

Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!

Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.

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4 Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.

I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing

Lol I can't stop laughing!

Damn that is good

It is funnier than yo mama is so fat her shirt size he's more xs than taylor swift

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5 Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE

That's way 2 funny...

Your mama so black she made the bath look like she was bathing in coffee

I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS

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6 Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she was Adams mom

Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.

Lol best one by far

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA

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7 Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time

Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer

This is the best one by far

The fuzz

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8 Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

It's funny

lol

So Funny

I am putting that one on my list

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9 Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

That's funny
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard

ROCK YO ROAST BABY - 123fortandbree

Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.

That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe

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10 Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up

Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar

This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family

Tom Brady doesn't care. - WorldPuncher47592834

Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cents

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The Contenders

11 Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!

Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs

yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)

Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgage

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12 Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.

Confirmed...Best one ever

Funny

Lol

This joke is by far the most funniest I agree

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13 Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

Haha that's a great one keep up the good work!

And the fat one brought cereal - Villainnumberone

I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604

OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!

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14 Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"

BOI YO MAMA SO FAT THAT vader thought she was the third death star

I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times

That is hilarious

Totally sharing with my friends

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15 Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke at an orphanage

Cruel but funny - Penguino

The wittiest one so far!

Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever

That is so wrong, but funny.

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16 Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack

Yo mama so dumb she got burned (as in the roast type thing) and poured cold water on herself.

Might be the funniest one I've ever read

Yo mama so dumb that when she was told she got roasted, she put on suntan lotion.

Yo mama is so small she can do back flips under the bed

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17 Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc

Shut up ik you're a crazy directioner girl

Lol, clever - RedLily

I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

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18 Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.

I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number

That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death

Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18

What the that's just weird but funny at the same time

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19 Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"

She would get electricuted

Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.

Just wow, that's amazing

This is the best one I've heard in my life

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20 Yo mama so old when i asked her her age, she died.

This was bad

To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "

This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died

Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the power

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21 Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

This is so funny I told it to all my friends and they died

Haha this is so funny it made me change my pant in tell I had no more to where lol

So funny I got tonsils

Lord this is so funny...

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22 Yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

How was she able to jump in the first place - styLIShT

Been telling this joke for time so funny

Just like your mama laugh out loud

I told my mom this and she had a straight face on but after I said it her jaw literally dropped because it was so funny

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23 Yo mama is so bad at singing that a better noise would come out of my dog's ass

Laugh out loud made me crack up

That's funny because dogs can't sing from there butts

That was so good that joke

Hey guys check this one out if my dog was as ugly as your mom I would shave it butt and teach it to walk backwards

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24 Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper

When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud

Funny joke thank you.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens

Best yo mama joke ever!

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25 Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving the whales came up to her and sang "we are family even though you're fatter than me"

I was crying of laughter when I read this! One of my favorite is yo mamas so ugly that even the gold fish crackers didn't smile back! Also yo mamas so fat when she fell in the ocean Aladdin found her and started singing, "A Whole New World. "

Lmao, this is one of da best I've ever heard, and I've heard a lot!

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST YO MAMMA JOKE I HAVE HEARD YET

Probably one of the best jokes ever and have you heard of this one. Your so fat your worldwide. I know it's a rubbish joke but the scuba diving joke is funny?

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26 Yo mamma so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest

It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!

I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off

That is the best thing ever

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27 Yo mama is so fat the phone company had to give her 2 area codes.

That is so so mean :((

Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome

I KNOW RIGHT

28 Yo mama so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth.

This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy. - BubblesakaOzzyBear

so good

Pretty Good

29 Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.

I didn’t get this one at first but now I do laugh out loud. - BestCoasters

Laugh out loud! That was very funny!

Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer

Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*

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30 Yo mama is so fat she makes Honey Boo Boo look hot.

Lol

nice one

Me and my friends were laughing till we died.
-Ghost That Somehow Has An iPhone

Not that funny:[:[:[:[
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch

31 Yo mamma so fat she walked by the TV and I missed 3 episodes

That's too funny man I almost lost my breath their really funny

Laugh out loud that's CRAZY really after all those info commercials

Very funny. Perfect for any eventuality. - PositronWildhawk

This is so funny but beat this Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, when she walks by a clock, it goes "Tic Tac."

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32 Yo mama is so fat when she died she broke the Stairway to Heaven

And she crack the high way to hell

So funny almost died

! Me and my brother said this all the time when we were little!

I've never laughed so hard!

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33 Yo mamma so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares

Freddy Krueger is the night mare maker laugh out loud she's Freddy Krueger instead

Ya mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water ran

FUNNY you GOT ME!

Lol but it still is Freddy Krueger job to give nightmares

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34 Yo mama so ugly she made Frankenstein the next top hit.

Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now

Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.

Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)

35 Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.

What? I don't get it?

It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!

Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!

So stupid so fat or what?

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36 Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving

This is a horrible insult.

Not the best idea to some people

These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry

Budy, you're a boy make a bi- - PeeledBanana

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37 Yo mamas so ugly not even goldfish will smile back

So funny because the gold fish theme song is"the snack that smiles back"

The snack that doesn't smile back goldfish

Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her

That is sad but funny

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38 Yo mama so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves.

Holy crap I'm so telling that one at school tomorrow!

I have another: yo momma so fat when she got in the ocean Spain put a flag on her.

because I have heard it lots and I am the champion at my school (CHILDERSBURG MIDDLE SCHOOL) AND THAT IS 1 OF MY JOKES!

This one is better yo mama is so fat dora can't explor her. I think that should be number one because I read one through ten and this is better by far

Laugh out loud and yo mamma so far that when she sticked a battery up her butt she yelled I got the power

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39 Yo mama so fat she broke your family tree

That's amazing yo mama joke

This is hillarious

That's the most hilarious one yet... Gotta tell this to everyone I know, Good job!

My brother pooped on his pants and my saliva came out of nowhere. Best joke ever... Period

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40 Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe

That one so funny I farted.

She got some fat toes

That is sooo funny

The best!

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41 Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running

Ah hahaahahaahaha

Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!

Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me

This is hilarius I love it man these are funny

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42 Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth

I'm ONLY 11 AND BRO THIS IS SICKLY AWESOME

Laugh out loud so funny

I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies

How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

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43 Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT! SHE TOOK A LOOK AT HER FACE AND TURNED THE LIGHT OFF!

No, no, no he said get ya ass out the way

That is hilarious to the point I sh#t my pants!

I know another version that goes yo mamas so fat when god said let their be light he told her scoot over a bit

To some people this can be offenciffe

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44 Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window

Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world

So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.

Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.

That's so mean! It's not funny when someone wants to commit suicide.

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45 Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall

More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.

Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself

Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs

Wow, that one was great.

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46 Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama's so old when she breastfeeds the milk is expired

Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out

Lol

Haha funny

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47 Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.

So funny but didn't get it

Seuss is spelled wrong

48 Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean

Yo mama so fat she is the reason the universe is expanding

#1=way funnier than this one

Laugh out loud laugh out loud

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THE GOVERNMENT PUT A SHEET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

49 Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!

Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote

Lol that was funny

Ha.

50 Yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew.

Your joke is so funny I almost peed

What a cool joke

Dodo yo know that is so funny

Awesome made me wake up

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3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
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1. Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
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1. Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
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