Top 10 Yo Mama JokesIANR632
The Top Ten
Yo mama so stupid she put a battery up her ass and walked down the street singing I got the power oh oh oh
Yo mama so old it take her two hours to put on a expression
Yo mama so stpid she returned a doughnut because it has a hole in it
I can't stand with lmfao I'm cracking up holy crapping damn!V 180 Comments
HAHA I HAD TO CHANGE MY PANTS TWICE
That's way 2 funny...
Your mama so black she made the bath look like she was bathing in coffee
I ALMOST PEED MY PANTSV 62 Comments
I am putting that one on my list
Gee very goodV 61 Comments
How dumb is that? Laugh out loud..
Yo mama is so fat when anakin skywalker saw her he thought it was the third death star!
Your mama so fat her back look like a pat of hotdogs
yo thats the best joke in the world nice =)
Joke is so funny and who would be dumb enough to do that though honestly have you guys heard this one your mama so dumb that she sold the house to pay for the mortgageV 22 Comments
I was cracking up
P. S. Its really funny
But all my friends where laughing so hard
Nice one, but I got better: Yo mama so fat when she became an astronaut it took 27 years to remodel the Apollo 19.
That is funny and I will use it! - bascombe
ROCK YO ROAST BABY - 123fortandbreeV 27 Comments
I think this should be the first yo mama joke on the list, it took me 5 min to stop laughing
Best roast ever
Oh my hell. That was amazing (= Haha Jeeze man imma use this on my step mum
Lol I can't stop laughing!V 142 Comments
Ok... Ya know, I do not even think this is the least bit funny.
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to climb mountain dew. - frunees89
Epic only problem is mama ain't Christian so I don't really know how it is to get baptized besides that epic!
SHE SO FAT LIKE A LAND WHALE
Yo my brother said to me to go on the internet and look up some mama jokes and when I went on we had a competion and my turned out the best. Thank you 4 the jokes.V 150 Comments
I'm going to say that one at school torromow
Ha best one there it is so funny if wan to tell your friends that one I'm sure they will laugh because that is hilarious
Yo mamas so stupid when batman asked her if she could be his sidekick she kicked him in the side - AwesomeJawson
It'd make more sense if it was about her being tall. - JayJayPlaneV 147 Comments
#1 I told this joke 2 my friendz and they were crackin up
Laugh out loud the quarterback is hilar
This is my joke
Yo mama so fat when she fell in the ocean the whales started singing we are family
Tom Brady doesn't care. - WorldPuncher47592834
Better yet Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it. Yo Mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl the fat one took cereal. Yo mama's so stupid she thought nickelback was a refund. Yo Mama's so stupid she put two quarter's in her ears and thought she was listening to fifty centsV 34 Comments
Laugh out loud it's so true with my mom.
Yo mama so old she was Adams mom
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL man I have to change my pants four timesHAHAA
Lol best one by farV 51 Comments
Yo mama so stupid that she slept on the alarm clock to wake up on time
This joke reminds me of the time that I suffered from indescribable pain. Yes, I am talking about my depressed state. That had been the hardest time of my life, and this poorly executed joke has brought back the sickening feeling in my stomach that I have not felt for several years.
Wow that is so funny me and my bro read it and almost dropped the computer
That's funny. This joke I can actually say to my friends or something. Laugh out loud that's that's a good one. Yeah so thanks for the list and I just want to tell everyone that I like pie. PEACE OUT!V 67 Comments
That is so so mean :((
Yo Mama jokes aren't insults, they are jokes! Friends tell them to each other! - CrazyAwesome
I KNOW RIGHT
Yo mama so fast her DNA type is kfc
Shut up ik you're a crazy directioner girl
Lol, clever - RedLily
I LOVE ONE DIRECTION BUT THAT JOKE IS SO laugh out loud/FUNNY. DO MORE JOKES LIKE THISV 31 Comments
Laugh out loud this one make me win any yo mamma contest
It's great heard it hundreds of times and still laughing!
I'm dead I can't stop laughing my ass off
That is the best thing everV 1 Comment
I didn’t get this one at first but now I do laugh out loud. - BestCoasters
Laugh out loud! That was very funny!
Yo mama so stupid she thought she got virus from a computer
Yo mama is so Stupid she could not spell the work *I*V 11 Comments
Okay that was funny, I mean tears are coming out of my eyes right now
Frankenstein is the name of the scientist who created the monster, not the monster himself.
Yo mamas eyes are so big the men use it as their blunders (balls)
Haha that's a great one keep up the good work!
And the fat one brought cereal - Villainnumberone
I liked that one because I can actually say it to someone - ukrox604
OMG! everybody knows this one; but still funny!V 43 Comments
Cruel but funny - Penguino
The wittiest one so far!
Such a good yo mama joke. Laughing forever
That is so wrong, but funny.V 33 Comments
This was bad
To momma so dumb she stuck a battery in her ear and said " I got the power! "
This is dumb its suppose to be yo mama so old when I asked her to act her age she died
Dude it's yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 batteries up her butt and said I got the powerV 14 Comments
This is a horrible insult.
Not the best idea to some people
These jokes are so funny laugh out loud never seen such if you could say thid to a friend they would cry
Budy, you're a boy make a bi- - PeeledBananaV 2 Comments
More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.
Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself
Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs
Wow, that one was great.V 8 Comments
Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!
Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me
This is hilarius I love it man these are funnyV 5 Comments
Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!
Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote
Lol that was funny
When I saw this joke it made me crack up laughing! Laugh out loud
Funny joke thank you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought strip chicken was a strip club for chickens
Best yo mama joke ever!V 4 Comments
I got one yo mama so fat she don't need the internet shes world wide yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat and went outside trafic slowed yo mama so fat when she stepped on th scale she saw her phone number
That is not funny. you know some 5th graders could be on here and get scared to death
Yo mamas so ugly her face is rated 18
What the that's just weird but funny at the same timeV 9 Comments
That is so funny!
LOL! Good joke and very funny too.
Funny and classic
I think jesus was her boyfriendV 3 Comments
This was funny for a while. Made other people laugh like crazy. - BubblesakaOzzyBear
Me and my friends were laughing till we died.
-Ghost That Somehow Has An iPhone
Not that funny:[:[:[:[
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch
This is not even funny there can really be poor people out there and u are making fun of them
This is stupid and not funny
The person who comment before I did is right
I iove it come out with a now one
That one is already on here, except it said " yo momma so fat Dracula drank her blood, and got diabetes.
No wonder Dracula died
That one was funny
She would get electricuted
Don't stick a battery up your ass I didn't do it but you will hurt. I just know.
Just wow, that's amazing
This is the best one I've heard in my lifeV 17 Comments
This Joke is Old I would say, but it still makes people laugh thinking bout it. - BubblesakaOzzyBear
Laugh out loud. This was so funny when I heard it. Laugh out loud
Amazing and fun to read it is hularius Make another joke like this and it would be fun to read I like this kind of jok this is amazing make another joke like this make like she cut her hair to just go to the ship
I love this one! Let me tell you something; it's really hard to drown fish!V 9 Comments
Wit kinda school bans yo mama jokes?! Do they have any sense of humor?!
I told this to my friends, and they laughed the entire recess! Though we got in trouble because apparently, Yo Mama Jokes aren't allowed at my school. Still pretty funny, though! ^.^
Nice the best I have no words
Hah so funny made me piss my pants
It's a joke for gods sake
Worst yo mama ever.V 3 Comments
When does it start again
Yo mama so old jesus sat next to her in the second grade
this is so hilarious! hahar
This is so funny I can't stand it holy crap dam
Yo mama so old moses sat next to her in day care! GET OWNED!V 15 Comments
More like the snack that sucks your sack
So funny because the gold fish theme song is"the snack that smiles back"
The snack that doesn't smile back goldfish
Yo mama so hairy,
Bigfoot takes pics of her
Laugh out loud, Imma say this to my friends at school~
I am definitely going to say that
Ya mama's so fat that when she started to walk she caused an earthquake
Best joke ever
Confirmed...Best one ever
This joke is by far the most funniest I agree
THROWING SHADE LOLV 23 Comments
This is the most funny 1 yet! My Class Is Just Like that -_-
That messed up
This is so funny I laughed so heard I couldn't breath
I can't stop laughingV 3 Comments
BOI YO MAMA SO FAT THAT vader thought she was the third death star
I love the jokes this is my 1 post so far but I changed my pants 9 times
Totally sharing with my friends
I love that joke do some more of those I laughed my but offV 35 Comments
That's so funny haha it might be the best yo mama joke ever man I can't stop laughing, I'll use it all the time! I love it
Yo that is mad awesome I can't stop laughing.
This should be further up; this is hilarious
Not that goodV 3 Comments
What? I don't get it?
It means that your mama sleep with a lot of men!
Dude, yo mama so fat. That when she went to the theaters, there was only three people there, and she was sitting next to everyone! I made that joke up in four seconds!
So stupid so fat or what?V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (45)
2. Yo mama so ugly she made your dad gay.
3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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