Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes

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41 Yo momma so fat she wears a sock on each toe

That one so funny I farted.

She got some fat toes

That is sooo funny

The best!

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42 Yo mama is so dumb when she opened her phone and it said Sprint and she started running

Yo mama so fat when she went into the water the whale sang we are family even though you are fatter than me

Yo mama so old the number of candles she needed for her birthday cake are the reason for GLOBAL WARMING!

This is hilarius I love it man these are funny

Not good

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43 Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dentist for a Bluetooth

I'm in 5th grade and your jokes are killin my enemies

I had to cover my mouth to not laugh just now! - birdechosplash

How about this one: Yomamas so dumb she went to the Pacific Ocean floor woth a pineapple to try to live like SpongeBob, and so small she could fit in the pineapple

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44 Yo mama is so old her birth certificate said expired.
45 Yo mama so stupid when she wanted to commit suicide she jumped out the basement window

Told that to my friends there laughter could be heard all over the world

So funny. I love them all but this is one of my favorites.

Laugh out loud! Funny joke yet.

My mate called darren wants to have sex whith you he lives in garnent not far from the chemist

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46 Yo mama so old when God said let there be light, she hit the switch.

No, no, no he said get ya ass out the way

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47 Yo mama so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall

More like Yo mama's so ugly that the camera's screen cracked after taking a pic of her.

Yo mama was so dirty, she used a cactus to clean herself

Yo mama so old, she spectated the extinction of dinosaurs

Your mama so fat she eats with a fork - Doggus

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48 Yo mama so fat Dr. Suess wrote a book about her called Hop on Slop.

Seuss is spelled wrong

So funny but didn't get it

49 Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama is so old when she breastfeeds powdered milk comes out

Yo mama jokes are cruel and unfunny. Just remember that some kid might get really upset over one of these and kill themselves.

You're so stupid. You know why they're called yo momma jokes? Because they're a joke, smarty. Nobody takes them seriously because they are just for fun. Nobody actually gets hurt from a yo momma joke except for insecure idiots that can't actually insult somebody, and get offended at the slightest thing. You think yo momma jokes are cruel? How about you stop being such a softy. It's a cruel world, get used to it.

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50 Yo mama is so fat when she was a baby her name was Sara 2 Tons.

What's the point of this? Is there some sort of hidden message between the lines then laugh out loud - Songsta41

So funny but I would do music better because I am in orchestra and I play the cello and I am in intermetate orchestra.

51 Yo mama is so fat if she was a Magikarp, splash would do damage.

That is classic love it Pokemon my favorite

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52 Yo mamma so fat she got baptized in the Pacific Ocean V 3 Comments
53 Yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew.

Your joke is so funny I almost peed

Dodo yo know that is so funny

Awesome made me wake up

Wow, and I thought the haunte house one was juicy.

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54 Yo mama so stupid she went underwater with a pineapple to meet SpongeBob!

Pretty funny not as good as the one with the burgle rand T.V. remote

Yo mama so stupid she cut open a pineapple and said SpongeBob WHERE ARE YOU?!

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55 Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

That is so funny my dad almost peed his pants

To mama so fat when she sat on A quarter George Washington sang "o' say can you say get you're fat ass off me"

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56 Yo mamma so fat the moving truck came and she got in
57 Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

That is so funny laugh out loud

That was so funny I had to go to everbody it and they started to crack up

The best
Cool
Yo mama so fat

HAHAA good one

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58 Yo mama is so ugly when a killer tried to kill her he killed himself instead

Love this joke laugh out loud

That poor killer

FUNNY

59 Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook

That is so funny!

LOL! Good joke and very funny too.

Funny and classic

*savage

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60 Yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent

Seriously who'd do that?

Yo mama would!

LOL

HAHA TROLOLOLOLOLOL LE EPIC JOKE

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