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61 Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.

Nice... This is funnyI'm with my sister and stepsister and they both liked it tooi need to use that on some of my friends especially because I no some of there parents... Everyone loves a good yo momma joke

That's funny ha ha ha!

Haha that women is surly dum.

Wow. dumb mama

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62 Yo mama is so fat she broke the family tree
63 Yo mama's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

This joke sucks so much that I had to vote for something I disagreed with just so that I could express my disgust with this joke. - Songsta41

It happens when moms walk by the car


OH! the savage! by the way, good one

64 Yo mama is so fat when a plane tried to fly around her the pilot died of old age

It made me laugh like hell

Epic I nearly wet my self

Funniest joke I've heard in a long time

Why is this #60? This made me laugh a lot harder than the ones higher up..

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65 Yo momma so small she has to slam dunk her bus fare

By far the funniest joke on here. Most of the jokes on here a so lame and unfunny ( eg: Yo momma so ugly even Bob The Builder said I can't fix that, yo momma so ugly a picture of her fell off the wall; I even saw one comment that said: Yo momma so poor, when she has to wear torn clothes, she says it's a style ). That last "yo momma so poor" joke in the examples was the worst yo momma joke I've ever heard. Whoever wrote that one, never tell a diss again. You suck. But you my friend, made my day with this joke I'm commenting on. Thank you so much. I laughed for 30 seconds straight. Thanks.

This is hilarious I laughed so hard

66 Yo mama is so stupid she had to take the 44 train but took the 22 twice.

Or maybe even 12 times if she's that stupid!

If she is so stupid, how can she add? - birdechosplash

67 Your mums so dumb she tried to drown a fish

This Joke is Old I would say, but it still makes people laugh thinking bout it. - BubblesakaOzzyBear

Laugh out loud. This was so funny when I heard it. Laugh out loud

Amazing and fun to read it is hularius Make another joke like this and it would be fun to read I like this kind of jok this is amazing make another joke like this make like she cut her hair to just go to the ship

I feel sorry for that fish

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68 Yo mama so fat when Count Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes

That one is already on here, except it said " yo momma so fat Dracula drank her blood, and got diabetes.

No wonder Dracula died

That one was funny


69 Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. V 2 Comments
70 Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her

I almost peed my pants on this make more like these.

Yo mamas so ugly when she went to a ugly competition they said sorry no professionals

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71 Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application

This is an actual yo mama joke that makes sense and isn't just plain stupid.

So funny way better than number one, heard that one so many times.

Yo mama so ugly she became the manager for the haunted house.


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72 Yo mama is so ugly every time she goes to a mirror store all the mirrors break V 3 Comments
73 Yo momma so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller

This one is great! I love these jokes. - birdechosplash

Yo mamas so poor that when he clothes are ripped, she pretends it's a style

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74 Yo mama so poor, a robber came and left her $20 and said "Be back later"

This is not even funny there can really be poor people out there and u are making fun of them

This is stupid and not funny

The person who comment before I did is right

I iove it come out with a now one

75 Yo mamas so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high

It was the worst joke ever in fact you are a joke.

Stupid but sweet

Love it it is amazing


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76 Yo mama's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Wow this is so funny why doesn't this come higher up on the list?

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77 Yo mama so trashy she made Snookie look clean.

Hahaaha so funny stop talking trash!

I don't get this one can u explain more please tanks

That so hilarious! I laufin so hrd!

Mehh...not terrible but not that funny - WonkeyDude98

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78 Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Put a Paper On the Television and Called It Paper-view

No the one you posted is stupid and didn't make sense

Nice one but mines better. When yo mama said she sat around the house she actually sat around the house.

No. It should be Yo mamma so fat that when she said she sat around the house, she actually sat around the house. - birdechosplash

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79 Yo momma so small you can see her feet on her driving license

Good but it may be hard to understand. - birdechosplash

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80 Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Doesn't make a lot of sense but there is worst things on this list than that. - CobaltCards

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3. Yo momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street and I asked what are you doing and she said moving
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2. Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
3. Yo mama so fat she has 8 layers to coat
1. Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.
2. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
3. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

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