Things You Shouldn't Get TopTenners for Christmas

Wouldn't you be horrified if you found this stuff under your tree on the 25th?
The Top Ten
1 Disney1994 - A Well Drawn Picture of Sanjay and Craig and Dora Kiling Liv and Maddie and the Teletubbies

I'd love to get this for Disney1994 for his Christmas present. His reaction will be splendid.

I wouldn't like seeing the Teletubbies dying either.

Why would Dora be killing them though?

2 Videogamefan5 - A Finding Dory DVD
3 CatNoirfan18 - A Danny Phantom DVD

This list is so funny and so are user's reactions!

4 Bonjovi17 - Bon Jovi: 2020

How is this not #1? I, unlike you, actually got this for Christmas. I may not be BonJovi17 anymore, but I hated almost all of it. I hated Blood In the Water. I hated the partisan politics. I hated it, I hated it, I hated it!

No, my account wasn't hacked. I really don't want this album! I liked ONE song out of all the singles they released. I'm probably gonna get it anyway, but it's not something I'm looking forward to getting.

I got it anyway. I can tell. Lucky me.

5 Rjbarg042 - The Simpsons Season 14 DVD
6 Piplup - A Little Brother

Why specifically brother? She doesn't like guys, obviously. I get that you can't buy a kid, but her mom could (maybe) give birth to a kid around Christmas time, sooo...why not?

She would burn the house down!

7 VideoGamefan5 - A Copy Of Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts And Bolts
8 ChroniclerMan5 - A Hero Factory Set
9 Ikerevievs - A Copy Of Metroid Prime: Federation Force
10 HaiThere - A CD by any "modern" artist

I am sorry, but I think anyone in the music industry nowadays just (generally speaking, in my humble opinion,) sucks.

The Contenders
11 htoutlaws2012 - An Xbox One

Does he have something against the Xbox one?

12 bobbythebrony - An autograph from Barack Obama

There are so many ways he could go all-out berserk on that if you ever gave him that item for a Christmas present.

Oh no. You should never ever do this.

13 Goatworlds - A Barney Doll that Sings I Love You
14 Powerfulgirl10 - A Norm of The North DVD

I agree, norm of the north sucks.

15 VideoGamefan5 - Onslaught of Activision Games
16 ChroniclerMan5 - A Bionicle G2 set
17 Kevinsidis - A Book About Religion

Whether it would be the Bible, a book making religious arguments, or any other books desperate to persuade people so hard that there is a God.. don't send one to me just to piss me off or even continuing on your own delusional mission of making people achieve salvation before death or whatever it is when this "essential" mission of yours is in your own mind for the whole time. Word of advice: Stop taking Religion and everything in it way too seriously. Evangelists never win and converting others to your own faith is pointless.

Kevinsidis doesn't needs a crappy book like the bible. He is perfectly fine without all that repetitive stuff about ''true'' ''healing'' and ''salvation''

18 Modernspongebobsucks - A SpongeBob Season 7 DVD
19 ChroniclerMan5 - A Beyblade Anime DVD
20 Puga - A Spoiled Moldy Potato

Big mistake. Consider yourself dead. IRA are great at searching addresses.

21 CatCode - A Rosalina Amiibo
22 ChroniclerMan5 - Beyblades
23 RalphBob - A Sanjay And Craig DVD
24 Trains45 - A Barbie Girl Album

This doesn't exist anyway "Barbie Girl" is just a song not an album.

It will drive him nuts.

That would drive me nuts if someone bought me a barbie girl single

25 Therandom - An autograph from Hillary Clinton
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