Top 10 Total Drama Characters With the Dumbest Names


The Top Ten

1 Lightning

I did some research and Lightning’s name is actually Lawrence Jackson

Cortney is the best name ever not

His real name is Jackson, I think. Jackson might actually be his last name though, I'm not too sure. - Wolftail

Like really dude, why did your parents give you a super hero name?

2 Beardo

Who names their kid this, I mean, did the parents predict he would have a giant beard? - DapperPickle

I think Beardo is just his nickname. And maybe his real name will be revealed in a future season - Yona_db

His parents named him that because they want to grow a big beard on him. Horrible name!

How moronic were the parents? - Turkeyasylum

3 Sugar

I think it was based off of Honey Boo Boo, the person her personality was based off of. Both honey and sugar are sweet. - Turkeyasylum

What kind of name is Sugar? - cosmo

Maybe the parents got the idea of a shopping list... - DapperPickle

Are the parents stupid? - ToptenPizza

4 Blaineley

Well, her name is Mildred... - DapperPickle

What kind of name is that?

I actually think Blaineley sounds like an interesting name. It's different than all the Laurens and the Megans. - Turkeyasylum

5 Rodney

This I've heard before. - Therandom

6 Topher

It actually makes sense. Chris plus Topher equals ChrisTopher. Make sense now? - Turkeyasylum

It took me three years to get this pun. It's actually quite clever.

7 Brick

He is a cool character but he has a terrible name - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

What kinda name is this

8 Sky
9 Beverly ''B''

It's a good name for girls but definitely not for boys - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Beverly is good for girls but not boys - ToptenPizza

10 Jo

The Contenders

11 Duncan

Duncan Donuts!

12 Trent
13 Tyler

This name sucks.

14 Devin

There's literally nothing wrong with my husbando er.. I mean this Total Drama characters name..

15 Mary
16 Miles

How many miles you got on you'd car? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

17 Junior
18 MacArthur
19 Chet

Don't you mean chef

20 Lorenzo

This name irks me.

21 Heather

It rhymes with feather and makes me think of birds.

22 Harold

It sounds like a stereotypical ginger name.

23 Owen

It sounds like somebody stumped their toe while thinking of a name for their kid.

24 Jay
25 Laurie
26 Sanders

Her parents must love sand and the beach. Lol.

27 Tammy
28 Scarlett
29 Ella

This is a typical princess name.

30 Ennui

Unusual name

31 Courtney

She isthe best kidding best

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