Top 10 Total Drama Characters With the Dumbest Names

The Top Ten
1 Lightning

His real name is Jackson, I think. Jackson might actually be his last name though, I'm not too sure.

Like really dude, why did your parents give you a super hero name?

I don't watch Total Drama but I like this name.

2 Beardo

I think Beardo is just his nickname. And maybe his real name will be revealed in a future season

His parents named him that because they want to grow a big beard on him. Horrible name!

Who names their kid this, I mean, did the parents predict he would have a giant beard?

How moronic were the parents?

3 Sugar

I think it was based off of Honey Boo Boo, the person her personality was based off of. Both honey and sugar are sweet.

Maybe the parents got the idea of a shopping list...

What kind of name is Sugar?

Are the parents stupid?

4 Blaineley

I actually think Blaineley sounds like an interesting name. It's different than all the Laurens and the Megans.

Well, her name is Mildred...

What kind of name is that?

5 Rodney
6 Topher

It actually makes sense. Chris plus Topher equals ChrisTopher. Make sense now?

7 Brick

He is a cool character but he has a terrible name

What kinda name is this

8 Sky
9 Beverly ''B''

It's a good name for girls but definitely not for boys

Beverly is good for girls but not boys

10 Jo
The Contenders
11 Tammy
12 Ennui

Unusual name

13 Chet

Don't you mean chef

14 Miles

How many miles you got on you'd car? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

15 Sanders

Her parents must love sand and the beach. Lol.

16 Junior

Why the name tho?

17 Duncan

Duncan Donuts!

18 MacArthur
19 Trent
20 Tyler

This name sucks.

21 Devin

There's literally nothing wrong with my husbando er.. I mean this Total Drama characters name..

22 Lorenzo

This name irks me.

23 Mary
24 Jay
25 Laurie
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