Top Ten Total Drama Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou

Caillou is a notoriously annoying cartoon character who acts like an annoying brat who needs a smack to the head, and these Total drama characters are the perfect ones to do it!
The Top Ten
1 Eva

Eva is scary enough. Strong too. She can yell at him, throw him across the room, punch him multiple times, and slam him very hard on the floor so that his head cracks/breaks. And drop her dumbbells on him.

Ever is easily the strongest, she would beat anybody up really good, she could murder people with her bare hands. She is also stone cold and heartless so she wouldn't mind his whines and screams

She's really strong. Caillou doesn't stand a chance against her.

2 Leshawna

Caillou: -whines-
Leshawna: Boy, if you don't shut up your big-mouth with your bald-looking head!
Caillou: -cries-
Leshawna: That's it! -beats up Caillou for good-
Caillou: -cries and screams-
Leshawna: -slaps his teeth out-
Caillou: -is beaten up-
Leshawna: And that's how Leshawna rolls!

Lewshauna punched out heather and she is also very sassy, even though she is nice she would not tolerate calliuo and his behavior.

Lewshauna can squash Caillou with her big belly

Leshawna would put the smack down on Caillou.

3 Duncan

Duncan: -slams Caillou- Listen, kid, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kill you.
Caillou: -whines- No! Please!
Duncan: -beats up Caillou until he's beaten up enough-

Duncan is a bad boy, with his sneaky rebellious ways, and blew up Chris's mansion and would pound calliou.

I want to see Duncan throw down on Caillou.

Duncan would destroy caillou.

4 Heather

Heather is the villain you love to hate in season 1. She was so in it to win it, and she would destroy calliuo in one hour with some strange sceem so crazy it just might work.

Heather: Oh, shut up, you little twerp.
Caillou: -cries-
Heather: -punches, slaps, and throws him across the room-

5 Scott

Scott was the villain of season 4, he doesn't care if you don't like him because he doesn't like you.

6 Amy

Amy is totally evil and was so abusive to her own sister, so imagine how she would act to a random bald kid.

7 Sean

Tell him Calliou is a zombie and it would be all over.

Sorry but this is my name

8 Jasmine

Have you SEEN her? She is freakishly tall, and musculear because she was born in Australia.

9 Courtney

Courtney: Rawr!
Caillou: Ahh! Monster!
Courtney: -screams and beats him up like she beats up Duncan, especially slamming a guitar in his kiwis-

Courtney would easily murder caillou! I bet he would go down with one punch form that girl!

If he makes Courtney made enough, caillou would go down in one punch.

Courtney goes crazy when she is mad, also she punched a shark once.

10 Alejandro

Alejandro was the villain of season 3 and was the boy heather and is very string because he beat up his older brother.

Alejandro yo are grounded grounded grounded for 80080045678093 years go to bed now!

The Contenders
11 Chris Mclean Chris McLean is a fictional character from the Total Drama Island series as the official host who makes the campers perform a series of challenges for immunity ranging from often humiliating to dangerous.

He would sadistically blow him up and laugh.

12 Dawn

She would send all her animal friends after him.

13 Izzy

Izzy can go crazy. She can twist, and beat him up. She is crazy enough.

14 Owen
15 Jo

Jo is strong so she can do it.

16 Sugar

As much as I hate Sugar, this is true.
Sugar can toss him out the window.

17 Gwen
18 Justin

Justin would bash him in the head with his mirror.

19 Zoey

Zoey would go commando Zoey on him and take him down.

20 Miles

Miles would bash him in the head with her save the animals sign.

21 Tammy

Tammy would blow her loud viking instruments in his ears till his lost his hearing.

22 Sky

She can do her loud burps and burp him away.

23 Sierra

Sierra can annoy and squeeze him to death, and show him what it's like to listen to that all day.

24 Mike

Mal a cerieal killer.

25 Ennui

crimson and ennui scares people a lot so they should scare caillou and rosie to death

he could scare caillou with crimson

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