Top Ten Toys Found In McDonald's Happy Meals

The Top Ten Toys Found In McDonald's Happy Meals

1 Bag of weed and a smoking pipe

This would be the worst why this number 1

Ok bye bye trip to McDonald's then - Murphypaw

Hope the kids likes it

This is the #1 worst. If I found this I'd be worried about my food. - MarioMaster101

2 Finding Nemo Jellyfish

Looks like a drunk penis. - RoseWeasley

This toy was in Burger King, and it's the jellyfish from Shark Tales, not Finding Nemo. But it still wasn't very much of a good toy. The toy was shaped like a dildo, and was covered in purple.. Stuff.. - SheepBuggy

This looked nothing like the jellyfish in Fining Nemo. It's appearance was slightly disturbing to parents, and they wondered how it ever got approved in a McDonald's Happy Meal. - Wolftail

Turns out the jellyfish is from Shark Tale, not Finding Nemo. Also the toy happened to be sold at Burger King.

3 Stepometers

In 2004, McDonalds released a healthy Happy Meal, called Go Active. It included a salad, water, and a booklet of exercises. In place of a toy was a plastic pedometer called a Stepometer which counted your steps. Too bad the only steps taken were from the restaurant back to the car. - Wolftail

To bad the only steps you took. We're from the restaurant, to the car... - nintendofan126

Its crazy its like they want to make kids healthy with a dumb toy McDonald's could be healthier if they go at least a tiny bit organic even the salads r fattening - Ihateschool

Yeah - ShadowClanRocks

4 Nature Watch

McDonalds melts coal to make these toys, which completely destroys nature. To make up for it, McDonalds tries to apologise by giving us natural toys like this. It's a 1/5 chance that kids like gardening. It was a complete failure to make toys like this. - SheepBuggy

This theme was made to promote children to go outside, and included a few plastic bits and pieces. But unless a child was an avid gardener (which was very unlikely) this served very little purpose. - Wolftail

They don't even work - Ihateschool

5 Ronald McDonald mask

Creepy, and useless. One of the most saddest Happy Meal toys ever. - Wolftail

(Sigh) when I saw this one, It might have been too small for the kids to where.

Dress as It's son and the Joker's brother!

It looks like a face from a creepypasta - Ihateschool

6 Glove puppets

This was one of the first Happy Meals toys, and it wasn't even that good. It was just a plastic bag with a terrifying picture of Ronald McDonald or one of his mascot friends. Also, they were a suffocation and choking hazard. - Wolftail

McDonalds has made a lot of good toys (Especially in the early 80's and 90's.) so it'd be almost impossible to believe that THIS piece of garbage was one of McDonald's very first toys! Unbelievable! - SheepBuggy

Get it right with this one... the Glove puppets resemble... well, um, choking hazard.

7 Halloween pails

To be honest, these toys would be acceptable if they were released in October or anywhere near Halloween. But the thing is, this toy was made nowhere near Halloween.. Many kids would have thought ''Oh hey! I can go trick or treating! "' and it'd be hard to explain to your child that you can't go Trick or Treating yet since it's not Halloween, children would be confused because they have a Halloween pail, but they can't go trick or treating with it since it's nowhere near Halloween.. It just leaves them waiting another 6 months. - SheepBuggy

When these came out, it was nowhere near Halloween. Really, really useless at that time of year when they were released. - Wolftail

Even qhen they do come out on Halloween when I used it I only went to 4 houses befire my bucket was full - Ihateschool

Can you even count this because you can only fit 10 pieces of candy -_-

8 Nutritional books

If McDonald's is the most unhealthy fast food restaurant in the world why does it have nutritional books

Yes, McDonalds once gave out books with their Happy Meals. These books were to promote healthy eating. - Wolftail

Yes McDonald's is so hypocritical. - Ihateschool

Oh the hypocrisy

9 American Idol MP3 Player

It only played one short song, the American Idol theme song, over and over again. Enough to drive a person insane. So technically, it wasn't an MP3 player at all. - Wolftail

Haha take it to school drive teacher crazy I WANT ONE

I don't hate this one, but it plays only one song...

This toy makes me happy American Idol got canceled - Ihateschool

10 McDonaldland Airport

These toys would be okay if they had a hole in the plain so you can put toys in it.. It'd be entertaining for kids, I guess. But it's literally just 1 piece of plastic shaped like a plane with a character on it. All one colour. McDonalds was lazy and crazy, so they left it all one colour and didn't even do a good paint job! - SheepBuggy

A series of toys consisting of one piece of plastic shaped like a plane. Useless. - Wolftail

Its worse than cereal box toys - Ihateschool

The plane is just a peice of plastic. Enough said.

The Contenders

11 Clone Wars figure

YODA - PrincessLeafy26

Yoda is gonna get angry when he sees this.

Are you kidding me?! The heads of the characters are attached to the bodys of vehicles! Gimme a break! 😡 - Officialpen

12 Teenie Beanie Boos

I loved these!
- TheDuttyGyal

I have a regular size Surf the pink dolphin.

Awww! I only eat at McDonalds one or two times per year, but these things are adorable! I have the pink monkey, and my sister has Surf the pink dolphin!

13 E.T. posters

They're already covered in grease? Sad meal...

I love E.T!

14 White Castle Hammerman toothpaste

Why toothpaste?

Toothpaste is anotjer item that tottally hypocrisies fast food restaurants - Ihateschool

15 Popoids

Do I have to explain?

16 Happy Feet 2 Round and Sound
17 Play Dough mini packs
18 Micheal Jordon Fitness Fun

Michael Jordan would be pissed - Ihateschool

They did something similar in the Uk for the 2012 Olympics but based on the mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville. No good.

19 Multiplication machine

Eww I hate math! - Officialpen

20 Hello Kitty Whistle

I didn't like it that much - ShopkinsLover

21 Michael Bay Transformers

Still Better Than The Sequels - JPK

22 Sing (2016) Toys

I didn’t get them, but I would have loved them! If they did Ash, Lance and Becky, I would have got them!
- TheDuttyGyal

23 Pokémon Toys
24 Powerpuff Girls Z Toys
25 Madame Alexander "OZ" Dolls

If you heard of this character, you can get it in you happy meal.

26 Karaoke Fever CD

Search this up. My friend says he had one of these (the frog one.) and as soon as the the song said the h word, his dog was confused and the rest of his family was protesting. That was how bad it was.

P.S. he got it from eBay with his McDino
P.P.S. search it up, and then make this number 2# instead of 25.

This toy is creepy because of the frog on the cover.

It has sime sexual words in it if u take very careful notice - Ihateschool

27 Fall Apart Rasputin
28 Shrek glasses


Isn't this a Wendy's toy I did get tjem though very dissapointef - Ihateschool


29 Microscope
30 Minions

I have them!

They said f***

31 American Tail Xmas Stockings
32 Avatar toys
33 Ronald McDonald doll
34 Green Lantern buckets
35 My Little Pony

I like mlp in fact I'm a huge fan but the toys r ridiculous I got an Applejack once she smelled awful - Ihateschool

My Little Pony McDonalds toys were fine UNTIL.. It his 2016 and McDonalds decided to make MORE mlp toys! I'm fed up with McDonalds now.

It's nearly the 5th time they've made MLP toys. For some sick reason they decided to do it again. It just proves McDonalds are running out of ideas for toys. - SheepBuggy

36 Oh from Home

I have this! Oh is very cute and I have the surprised and dancing ones. - Officialpen

I havle one its actually cute - Ihateschool

37 Lego Movie Cup

I'm not allowed to drink out of it - ShopkinsLover

38 2001 Bionicle
39 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
40 The Powerpuff Girls (2016) Toys
41 FIJIT Friends Shimmies Toys
42 Littlest Pet Shop Pets
43 Disney Pixar Pals Toys
44 Squinkies Toys
45 Lilo & Stitch: The Series Play-Doh Sets
46 The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Toys
47 Zoobles Toys
48 Barbie Dolls
49 Shopkins Toys
50 Hello Kitty Toys
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