Top Ten Toys Found In McDonald's Happy Meals

The Top Ten

Bag of weed and a smoking pipe

An eight-year-old in Chicago unfortunately found this in her Happy Meal. It included a bag of weed, a smoking pipe, and a lighter, which led to the police arresting a young man. The man was a former McDonalds employee who needed a place to hide away his stash of weed, and found a stack of Happy Meal boxes at the right of the Drive-Through.

Although this technically wasn't an official toy, it did end up in a poor girl's Happy Meal, so it probably counts, right?

This wasn't exactly a McDonalds toy, but it was still a horrible surprise to see it end up in someone's happy meal.

This is supposed to be called the WORST toys found in McDonalds Happy Meals. Sorry! I'm so sorry people!

I saw this one on one of Wacky Wednesday's videos. He said it's the worst.

Finding Nemo Jellyfish

This toy was in Burger King, and it's the jellyfish from Shark Tales, not Finding Nemo. But it still wasn't very much of a good toy. The toy was shaped like a dildo, and was covered in purple.. Stuff..

This looked nothing like the jellyfish in Fining Nemo. It's appearance was slightly disturbing to parents, and they wondered how it ever got approved in a McDonald's Happy Meal.

Turns out the jellyfish is from Shark Tale, not Finding Nemo. Also the toy happened to be sold at Burger King.

Its head looks stoned and its body looks like a dildo. Or maybe that's me just getting too creative...


In 2004, McDonalds released a healthy Happy Meal, called Go Active. It included a salad, water, and a booklet of exercises. In place of a toy was a plastic pedometer called a Stepometer which counted your steps. Too bad the only steps taken were from the restaurant back to the car.

McDonalds tells you thinks like ''Be active! Being healthy is fun! "' and all of that, it's basically just the workers at McDonalds feeling bad for the people that eat this unhealthy crap we like to call ''McDonalds'', so they admit their food is terrible for your health by giving you ''Be active'' toys like this..

Its crazy its like they want to make kids healthy with a dumb toy McDonald's could be healthier if they go at least a tiny bit organic even the salads r fattening

To bad the only steps you took. We're from the restaurant, to the car...

Nature Watch

McDonalds melts coal to make these toys, which completely destroys nature. To make up for it, McDonalds tries to apologise by giving us natural toys like this. It's a 1/5 chance that kids like gardening. It was a complete failure to make toys like this.

This theme was made to promote children to go outside, and included a few plastic bits and pieces. But unless a child was an avid gardener (which was very unlikely) this served very little purpose.

They don't even work

Ronald McDonald mask

The problem with this toy is that the eyes were left covered in cardboard, so your child would be the one who has to cut it. Cutting eyes in a mask is incredibly frustrating and hard, and can lead your children up to injuries.

By the way, this is a Ronald McDonald MASK. What kind of psycho would want to dress up as Ronald McDonald?

How the heck could someone look at a mask like this and go "hey this looks like Ronald McDonald! " what! I couldn't even think about it now!
Pen from bfdi

(Sigh) when I saw this one, It might have been too small for the kids to where.

Creepy, and useless. One of the most saddest Happy Meal toys ever.

Glove puppets

This was one of the first Happy Meals toys, and it wasn't even that good. It was just a plastic bag with a terrifying picture of Ronald McDonald or one of his mascot friends. Also, they were a suffocation and choking hazard.

McDonalds has made a lot of good toys (Especially in the early 80's and 90's.) so it'd be almost impossible to believe that THIS piece of garbage was one of McDonald's very first toys! Unbelievable!

Get it right with this one... the Glove puppets resemble... well, um, choking hazard.

Halloween pails

To be honest, these toys would be acceptable if they were released in October or anywhere near Halloween. But the thing is, this toy was made nowhere near Halloween.. Many kids would have thought ''Oh hey! I can go trick or treating! "' and it'd be hard to explain to your child that you can't go Trick or Treating yet since it's not Halloween, children would be confused because they have a Halloween pail, but they can't go trick or treating with it since it's nowhere near Halloween.. It just leaves them waiting another 6 months.

When these came out, it was nowhere near Halloween. Really, really useless at that time of year when they were released.

Even qhen they do come out on Halloween when I used it I only went to 4 houses befire my bucket was full

Can you even count this because you can only fit 10 pieces of candy -_-

Nutritional books

I go to mcdonalds every day so I don't need nutrition is mcdonalds calling me fat I can't beliveve this I'm am now going to die because of my 400 pound life

If McDonald's is the most unhealthy fast food restaurant in the world why does it have nutritional books

Yes, McDonalds once gave out books with their Happy Meals. These books were to promote healthy eating.

Yes McDonald's is so hypocritical.

American Idol MP3 Player

It only played one short song, the American Idol theme song, over and over again. Enough to drive a person insane. So technically, it wasn't an MP3 player at all.

Haha take it to school drive teacher crazy I WANT ONE

This toy makes me happy American Idol got canceled

I don't hate this one, but it plays only one song...

McDonaldland Airport

These toys would be okay if they had a hole in the plain so you can put toys in it.. It'd be entertaining for kids, I guess. But it's literally just 1 piece of plastic shaped like a plane with a character on it. All one colour. McDonalds was lazy and crazy, so they left it all one colour and didn't even do a good paint job!

A series of toys consisting of one piece of plastic shaped like a plane. Useless.

Its worse than cereal box toys

The plane is just a peice of plastic. Enough said.

The Contenders

Clone Wars figure

Yoda is gonna get angry when he sees this.


Are you kidding me?! The heads of the characters are attached to the bodys of vehicles! Gimme a break! 😡

Teenie Beanie Boos

Awww! I only eat at McDonalds one or two times per year, but these things are adorable! I have the pink monkey, and my sister has Surf the pink dolphin!

I have a regular size Surf the pink dolphin.

I loved these!
- TheDuttyGyal

E.T. posters

They're already covered in grease? Sad meal...

I love E.T!

White Castle Hammerman toothpaste

Toothpaste is anotjer item that tottally hypocrisies fast food restaurants

Why toothpaste?


Do I have to explain?

Happy Feet 2 Round and Sound
Play Dough mini packs
Micheal Jordon Fitness Fun

They did something similar in the Uk for the 2012 Olympics but based on the mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville. No good.

Michael Jordan would be pissed

Multiplication machine

Eww I hate math!

Hello Kitty Whistle

I didn't like it that much

Michael Bay Transformers

Still Better Than The Sequels

Sing (2016) Toys

I didn’t get them, but I would have loved them! If they did Ash, Lance and Becky, I would have got them!
- TheDuttyGyal

Pokémon Toys
Powerpuff Girls Z Toys
Madame Alexander "OZ" Dolls

If you heard of this character, you can get it in you happy meal.

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