Top Ten Toys Found In McDonald's Happy MealsWolftail
The Top Ten
This is the #1 worst. If I found this I'd be worried about my food. - MarioMaster101
An eight-year-old in Chicago unfortunately found this in her Happy Meal. It included a bag of weed, a smoking pipe, and a lighter, which led to the police arresting a young man. The man was a former McDonalds employee who needed a place to hide away his stash of weed, and found a stack of Happy Meal boxes at the right of the Drive-Through.
Although this technically wasn't an official toy, it did end up in a poor girl's Happy Meal, so it probably counts, right? - Wolftail
I hope the little girl didn't smoke the weed. I'm not joking. - MusicalPony
I saw this one on one of Wacky Wednesday's videos. He said it's the worst.V 7 Comments
This toy was in Burger King, and it's the jellyfish from Shark Tales, not Finding Nemo. But it still wasn't very much of a good toy. The toy was shaped like a dildo, and was covered in purple.. Stuff.. - SheepBuggy
This looked nothing like the jellyfish in Fining Nemo. It's appearance was slightly disturbing to parents, and they wondered how it ever got approved in a McDonald's Happy Meal. - Wolftail
Turns out the jellyfish is from Shark Tale, not Finding Nemo. Also the toy happened to be sold at Burger King.
Its head looks stoned and its body looks like a dildo. Or maybe that's me just getting too creative... - PugaV 5 Comments
In 2004, McDonalds released a healthy Happy Meal, called Go Active. It included a salad, water, and a booklet of exercises. In place of a toy was a plastic pedometer called a Stepometer which counted your steps. Too bad the only steps taken were from the restaurant back to the car. - Wolftail
To bad the only steps you took. We're from the restaurant, to the car... - nintendofan126
Its crazy its like they want to make kids healthy with a dumb toy McDonald's could be healthier if they go at least a tiny bit organic even the salads r fattening - Ihateschool
Yeah - ShadowClanRocksV 1 Comment
McDonalds melts coal to make these toys, which completely destroys nature. To make up for it, McDonalds tries to apologise by giving us natural toys like this. It's a 1/5 chance that kids like gardening. It was a complete failure to make toys like this. - SheepBuggy
This theme was made to promote children to go outside, and included a few plastic bits and pieces. But unless a child was an avid gardener (which was very unlikely) this served very little purpose. - Wolftail
They don't even work - Ihateschool
If I saw that I would scream
Dress as It's son and the Joker's brother!
Creepy, and useless. One of the most saddest Happy Meal toys ever. - Wolftail
(Sigh) when I saw this one, It might have been too small for the kids to where.V 5 Comments
This was one of the first Happy Meals toys, and it wasn't even that good. It was just a plastic bag with a terrifying picture of Ronald McDonald or one of his mascot friends. Also, they were a suffocation and choking hazard. - Wolftail
McDonalds has made a lot of good toys (Especially in the early 80's and 90's.) so it'd be almost impossible to believe that THIS piece of garbage was one of McDonald's very first toys! Unbelievable! - SheepBuggy
Get it right with this one... the Glove puppets resemble... well, um, choking hazard.
To be honest, these toys would be acceptable if they were released in October or anywhere near Halloween. But the thing is, this toy was made nowhere near Halloween.. Many kids would have thought ''Oh hey! I can go trick or treating! "' and it'd be hard to explain to your child that you can't go Trick or Treating yet since it's not Halloween, children would be confused because they have a Halloween pail, but they can't go trick or treating with it since it's nowhere near Halloween.. It just leaves them waiting another 6 months. - SheepBuggy
When these came out, it was nowhere near Halloween. Really, really useless at that time of year when they were released. - Wolftail
Even qhen they do come out on Halloween when I used it I only went to 4 houses befire my bucket was full - Ihateschool
Can you even count this because you can only fit 10 pieces of candy -_-
If McDonald's is the most unhealthy fast food restaurant in the world why does it have nutritional books
Yes, McDonalds once gave out books with their Happy Meals. These books were to promote healthy eating. - Wolftail
Yes McDonald's is so hypocritical. - Ihateschool
Oh the hypocrisyV 2 Comments
It only played one short song, the American Idol theme song, over and over again. Enough to drive a person insane. So technically, it wasn't an MP3 player at all. - Wolftail
Haha take it to school drive teacher crazy I WANT ONE
I don't hate this one, but it plays only one song...
This toy makes me happy American Idol got canceled - IhateschoolV 2 Comments
These toys would be okay if they had a hole in the plain so you can put toys in it.. It'd be entertaining for kids, I guess. But it's literally just 1 piece of plastic shaped like a plane with a character on it. All one colour. McDonalds was lazy and crazy, so they left it all one colour and didn't even do a good paint job! - SheepBuggy
A series of toys consisting of one piece of plastic shaped like a plane. Useless. - Wolftail
Its worse than cereal box toys - Ihateschool
The plane is just a peice of plastic. Enough said.
I loved these!
I have a regular size Surf the pink dolphin.
Awww! I only eat at McDonalds one or two times per year, but these things are adorable! I have the pink monkey, and my sister has Surf the pink dolphin!
They're already covered in grease? Sad meal...
I love E.T!
Yoda is gonna get angry when he sees this.
Are you kidding me?! The heads of the characters are attached to the bodys of vehicles! Gimme a break! 😡 - Officialpen
Toothpaste is anotjer item that tottally hypocrisies fast food restaurants - Ihateschool
Popoids are basically are Lego like tubes while which you can connect with each other but you don't get enough to get anything half-decent. - TopTenHaters
Do I have to explain?
Michael Jordan would be pissed - Ihateschool
They did something similar in the Uk for the 2012 Olympics but based on the mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville. No good.
I Want This! :D
Eww I hate math! - Officialpen
I didn't like it that much - ShopkinsLover
Still Better Than The Sequels - JPK
I didn’t get them, but I would have loved them! If they did Ash, Lance and Becky, I would have got them!
I love it!
If you heard of this character, you can get it in you happy meal.
This toy is creepy because of the frog on the cover.
It has sime sexual words in it if u take very careful notice - Ihateschool
MAH SWAMP! - JPK
Isn't this a Wendy's toy I did get tjem though very dissapointef - Ihateschool
EXUZE U TAKE IT OFF DE LIST SHREK Is love SHREK Is LIEF - SheepBuggy
I have them!
They said f***
I like mlp in fact I'm a huge fan but the toys r ridiculous I got an Applejack once she smelled awful - Ihateschool
My Little Pony McDonalds toys were fine UNTIL.. It his 2016 and McDonalds decided to make MORE mlp toys! I'm fed up with McDonalds now.
It's nearly the 5th time they've made MLP toys. For some sick reason they decided to do it again. It just proves McDonalds are running out of ideas for toys. - SheepBuggy
I have this! Oh is very cute and I have the surprised and dancing ones. - Officialpen
I havle one its actually cute - Ihateschool
I'm not allowed to drink out of it - ShopkinsLover
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