Top Ten Trevor Phillips Switch Scene Quotes

The Top Ten

1 We are scooter brothers! Scooter brothers! Where we going today scooter brother? We will go on a long journey, a journey of scooters!

Yep always do this one in public

Trevor is amazing

2 I'm sorry I showed my thingy ok?!

3 Slow down! His head just popped off, I had nothing to do with it! If you're worried about his arm, that was gone before I got there.

Sometimes I just wanna chase people in my car and reenact the whole scene

4 Self-Defense! It's his word against mine! Though his word probably went when his tongue came out his throat hole.

5 Never eat Indian people.

6 If you can't trust a hooker to get you through the night, then who can you trust eh?

7 I got a drug problem that would put your problem celebrities in the ground

8 I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating.

9 The little Bird won't learn to fly unless he gets pushed out of the nest!

10 You think I don't recognize my own underwear? Now give them back!

The Contenders

11 Stupid outfits and arcane technology doesn't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles

12 Learn to play the f*cking saxophone!

13 Bye bye the foot

14 Man overboard!

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