Top Ten Turbo/King Candy Quotes From Wreck-It Ralph
The Top Ten
1 I'm Turbo! The greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog... TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!!!
2 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? OW! You hit a guy WITH glasses... That's, hm... Well played.
3 Turbo-tastic!
4 Welcome to the boss level!
5 No, he just glazed me.
6 But there is one who cannot escape because she's a glitch! And when the game's plug is pulled... she'll die with it.
7 YOU FOOLS! Why are going into the ligh-uh, ooh... oh... No! Yes! No! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yeah! No! Hoo, ah, Go into the ligh-AAAAAGGGGHHH!
8 You game-jumped? Ralph... you're not going Turbo, are you? Because i-if you think you can come here, to MY kingdom, and take over my game, you've got another thing coming!
9 Look at that, it's your little friend. Let's watch her DIE together, shall we? It's game over for both of you!
10 Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful VIRUS IN THE ARCADE!! Ha ha ha! I can take over any game I want! I should thank you... but it'd be more fun to kill you!
The Contenders
11 Is that a threat I smell? Blech... beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from.
I hate to agree with this dick, but he DOES have uh, very minor halitosis. - Mayor Gene
12 I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?
13 Have some candy!
14 Salmon! Salmon! That's obviously salmon--- What are you doing here?!
15 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? Doing what's right, no matter what.
16 Get back here, little guy! Hahahahahahaha!
17 Find that glitch! DESTROY that kart! SHE CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO RACE!
18 And if I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph, I'll lock you in my Fungeon!
19 Fun dungeon. You know, it's a play on words.
20 Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph!
21 Goodbye Wreck-It Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure!
22 Oh the codes. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game!
23 I forbid you... to CROSS... THAT FINISH LINE!
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