Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to Twitter

I have a Twitter account and most likely like everyone else, I go on it on a daily basis but here are the few signs you might be OD'ing on crystal twitter.

The Top Ten

You make a list about signs of being addicted to Twitter

You lost touch in reality

You have exceeded the 1 million tweets during your first month on Twitter

This isn't possible as the tweet limit for one day is 2,240

You jump off the window with excitement when you get a single follower

You retweet or favourite every single tweet under the sun

You talk about it too much

People like that are really low-lifes. Put down your iPad and look at the world around you.

You tweet out to someone for attention and hopes for retweets or favourites

You tweet out everything to do

"I am writing on twitter. I spelled twitter without a capital letter. I spelled each word wright. Nope, right. I am about ready to post this comment. I am posting comment..."

You follow way too many people

You check your Notification as soon as it shows up quickly like drawing your gun at a Mexican Roulette

The Contenders

You tag people just to get attention or get noticed by your followers

You support cancel culture

You become a social justice warrior

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