Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to Twitter

I have a Twitter account and most likely like everyone else, I go on it on a daily basis but here are the few signs you might be OD'ing on crystal twitter.
The Top Ten
1 You make a list about signs of being addicted to Twitter
2 You lost touch in reality
3 You have exceeded the 1 million tweets during your first month on Twitter

This isn't possible as the tweet limit for one day is 2,240

4 You jump off the window with excitement when you get a single follower

I want to see a video of that.

5 You retweet or favourite every single tweet under the sun
6 You talk about it too much

People like that are really low-lifes. Put down your iPad and look at the world around you.

7 You tweet out to someone for attention and hopes for retweets or favourites
8 You tweet out everything to do

"I am writing on twitter. I spelled twitter without a capital letter. I spelled each word wright. Nope, right. I am about ready to post this comment. I am posting comment..."

9 You follow way too many people
10 You check your Notification as soon as it shows up quickly like drawing your gun at a Mexican Roulette
The Contenders
11 You tag people just to get attention or get noticed by your followers
12 You support cancel culture
13 You become a social justice warrior
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