Types of Books or Stories that Shouldn't Be Made Into Movies
It needs to be made. Many books make great movies, but there's also many that can't be on the screen for various reasons.Need I explain?
The director would want a PG movie, but it would need to be PG-13 for all the violence.
Along with age range, the amount of time is a problem. Also, there are a lot of books, and I don’t want it to get the Land Before Time treatment. A T.V. series directed towards 11+ year-olds with a violence warning would be better.
As I said with Wings of Fire, it's an age range problem.
A "Could trigger younger ones" Warning would be nice.
Dr Seuss movies for instance. There are no good ones. The only good Dr Seuss things on screens were the cartoon ones like the Grinch (animated 1960s) and The Grinch vs The Cat in the Hat. The live action films like The Grinch and The Cat in the Hat were awful. The animated movies like Horton Hears a Who, which was a bad film, and the Lorax by Illumination, which was pretty awful.
What do you use? There is not enough for a full-length film.
Wondering if that would work for Biff, Chip and Kipper.
They made a number of HUGE mistakes with the Percy Jackson movies. I don't want a repeat.
Controversy would plague the film.
After Slenderman, I don't want this to ever happen again.
Ugh. Gah. Noo. Boring as...I doubt that the critics would even waste their time writing a good bad review.
Character 1 (addition) fights character 2 (multiplication). Multiplication wins be ause PEMDAS.
This would be between awkward and disturbing.
What are you talking about? I'd totally watch this! Phone books are my favorite literary genre!
Imagine this.
I do not particularly want in my life to see another movie like the Fifty Shades trilogy. That would be pretty bad.
Fifty Shades of Gray, anyone?