Best Types of JokesWhich types of jokes get your funny bone? Please be honest! Haha!
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And THAT'S why this is #1!
Short straight to the point and often the funniest
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A man inserted one finger into the warmth and wetness. He'd never done anything like this before and was nervous about what to do next. His girlfriend said, "Nice but I need more than that. Try three fingers."
Tentatively, he inserted three, he wanted to please her.
His girlfriend sighed. "Wonderful..
Now...how about trying to get your whole hand in..." Then she grabbed his wrist and guided his whole hand in. And sensing that he was comfortable with it she said, "See? There's nothing to it. Now put your other hand in the water and do the washing-up! "
A hopeful drunk man leans towards a pretty woman in a bar and slurs lasciviously: "I'd tell you a joke about my willy but it's too long."
Unimpressed, the woman replies in a nanosecond: "Hmm..I'd tell you a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it."
What happened when you put S in front of X-men?
WHAT?! These are the worst! I wanna smack the face of anyone who says such crap in front of me!
The really old, and so unfunny that they actually are.
I adore bad jokes
Some are VERY funny. I love these jokes about the English (of which I am very proud to be! ) They're just jokes at the end of the day.
Don't make Asian jokes, it's Wong.
This is coming from an Asian, so don't even try to call me racist, SJWs.
They are often the funniest you can find, them being offensive add to it.
What'd you call a white person on fire? A firecracker...
Yo mamma so stupid she decided to put this on this list. Seriously what
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the desert
Yo mama so fat you have to walk around her for exersize
Yeah, insults are totally hilarious! I bet you're too uneducated or illiterate if you don't agree with me! Haha!
This one can be bad to someone, but good pun is really clever and unforgettable
Not many can take their PUNishment!
They Can Work Sometimes
NOTE-I'm Not A Pervert
Funny Is It EcauseB
Any type of joke can be good when told well, but I find myself laughing at these the most.
All comedy is based of a tragedy
Turning a innocent statement into something really dirty
Ex It Won't Fit That's What She Said
A little ashamed that I was mentally thinking this a lot during Alien Covenant.
A rope walks into a bar and says to the barman "Do you serve ropes? " The barman smiles apologetically and says, "Sorry, frayed knot."
Old but still worth a smile (er, I was talking about the joke, not me)
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Come on, these are hilarious!
Kinda like insults, but it's just mean...
Can't this sort of fall under dark humor?
like jokes that are not intended.