Best Types of JokesBritgirl Which types of jokes get your funny bone? Please be honest! Haha!
The Top Ten
Short straight to the point and often the funniest
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And THAT'S why this is #1! - PositronWildhawk
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What happened when you put S in front of X-men? - AnonymousChick
A hopeful drunk man leans towards a pretty woman in a bar and slurs lasciviously: "I'd tell you a joke about my willy but it's too long."
Unimpressed, the woman replies in a nanosecond: "Hmm..I'd tell you a joke about my vagina but you'll never get it." - Britgirl
A man inserted one finger into the warmth and wetness. He'd never done anything like this before and was nervous about what to do next. His girlfriend said, "Nice but I need more than that. Try three fingers."
Tentatively, he inserted three, he wanted to please her.
His girlfriend sighed. "Wonderful..
Now...how about trying to get your whole hand in..." Then she grabbed his wrist and guided his whole hand in. And sensing that he was comfortable with it she said, "See? There's nothing to it. Now put your other hand in the water and do the washing-up! " - Britgirl
I adore bad jokes - jmepa123
The really old, and so unfunny that they actually are. - Britgirl
WHAT?! These are the worst! I wanna smack the face of anyone who says such crap in front of me!
Some are VERY funny. I love these jokes about the English (of which I am very proud to be! ) They're just jokes at the end of the day. - Britgirl
What'd you call a white person on fire? A firecracker... - JakePlaid
They are often the funniest you can find, them being offensive add to it. - EliHbk
I am a terrible person - theOpinionatedOne
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the desert - MinunLink7V 1 Comment
Yeah, insults are totally hilarious! I bet you're too uneducated or illiterate if you don't agree with me! Haha!
Not many can take their PUNishment!
Any type of joke can be good when told well, but I find myself laughing at these the most. - MarianasPilots
A little ashamed that I was mentally thinking this a lot during Alien Covenant. - MarianasPilots
Turning a innocent statement into something really dirty
Ex It Won't Fit That's What She Said
A dyslexic man walks into a bra... - EliHbk
Come on, these are hilarious!
A rope walks into a bar and says to the barman "Do you serve ropes? " The barman smiles apologetically and says, "Sorry, frayed knot."
Old but still worth a smile (er, I was talking about the joke, not me) - Britgirl
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