Top 10 Types of People at the School Cafeteria

I get about 10 minutes to eat lunch after waiting in the line during a 25-minute lunch. Needless to say, I used to be a normal paced eater, but that's been stamped out by the lovely public school system (have I mentioned how much I adore it? ). Also, lunch is at 10:30. Salt salt salt.

One time in 4th grade a kid ate his sandwich in 2 bites (no exaggeration)

In elementary school, there was this kid whose name starts with H. He was so nasty, he would like the most disgusting food combinations. The worst thing that he has done was put ketchup in his chocolate milk and drink it. That kid is a disgusting weird guy.

One of my friends blew bubbles in his chocolate milk, and it spilled all over the floor. Long story short, the janitor did not appreciate that.

I have that type of people too!

They are so annoying

I eat a lot, but when I do eat it takes forever... It's horribly embarrasing when I just finished my pizza when everyone else threw away their trays!

I have a lot of them eating so slow and they get hungry a lot!

I hate bullies

My friend always has us go to a random student sitting by themself to cheer them up. I guess that's why we're awesome friends. But she always says, "Alyssa, let's fill someone's bucket! " Then she takes me by my arm and drags me to some lonely people in our grade! She's an awesome person!

I sit alone at lunch because my friend at school is on packed lunches.

I have some that sits alone!

That includes me! I clean the cafeteria after I eat my lunch!

Literally everyone at my current and previous school(s) does/did this; in fact, I am one of the only people (along with my crush and a few others) who actually chewed with their mouth closed.

One time at a school dance, a song was played that had swearing and the kids were singing the song and the host told them to stop and they didn't care about what he said and sung the song anyway until he had to yell at them.

One time at a school dance they played a song with swearing and the host told the kids not to sing it and those kids didn't care about what he said and sung it anyway and the host had to yell at them.

Well that's a rather rude item on this list... Nobody is necessarily "ugly." Perhaps you meant on the inside, because there are extremely rude people in my grade...

In primary school (What Aussies call elementary) we don't have cafeterias we have "tuckshop" canteens. But when I was littler, it was a common thing for kids to accidentally spill their drinks (Usually chocolate milk or water) on the floor (In primary we usually ate our food on the floor outside our classroom) and then everyone would get up and scream and run from the liquid spill. Fun game. Also once I put a half-drunk bottle of flavoured milk in my bag but forgot to shut the bottle.

After school, my bag was barely wet but the kids bag below me was SOAKED in milk (I kid you not it was REALLY wet) and so I just RAN with my bag. Their bag was dripping and heavy when they picked it up and everyone immediately stared at their wer bag

They are everywhere

In high school, My friends and I saw 2 special ed kids throw up on the floor in the cafeteria. We were wondering how we still had our appetites afterwards.

In my high school kids would randomly start to clap for no reason in the cafeteria