Top Ten Types of People Who Are Against a Same-Sex Marriage Law Being Passed

The Top Ten
1 Heterosexuals

Because heterosexuality is the natural, default orientation. Homosexuality is unnatural.

Uh, the definition of a heterosexual is someone who accepts gays...

2 Homophobes

What are homophobes anyway? It's just a dumb word that's used to silence those who disagree with gay marriage and to justify their way of life.

3 Southerners
4 Russians

Another reason why Russia should be nuked.

They're all bears anyways. Sorry not sorry.

5 Indians
6 Christians

Even the Sonic, Thomas, MLP, and FNAF fandoms are easier to take seriously than Christians nowadays because of all the homophobic Christian nonsense out there.

Only the extremist sects though.

7 Latinos
8 Atheists
9 Muslims

No offense to Muslims, but just because your religion says that you have to not accept gay marriage doesn't mean not accept gay marriage. Well, you know what else you could do, leave Islam! I don't care what you think or say and don't whine to me about this. Is that enough for you? Man, I'm going to regret making this comment later.

Well seeing as in some countries domminate by this faith they throw gays off roofs I don't see how this is so low.

10 The Westboro Baptist Church Members

They're a bunch of homophobic jerks who think being gay is terrible. It's not.

The Contenders
11 Neo-Nazis

Every single last one of those neo-Nazis deserves to be violently strangled to death without regret!

12 Pedophiles

Only homophobic bigots are capable of being child groomers.

13 The Uneducated
14 The Inbred

A grown man in a healthy, loving relationship with another grown man? Unacceptable.

Marrying and having children with your own family members? Perfectly okay.

Noted.

15 Terrorists

Orlando in June 2016 is hardcore proof of this.

Only terrorists hate gay people.

16 Animal Abusers

If you abuse animals, you deserve to be vigorously strangled to death without even the slightest trace of guilt!

Bet your bottom dollar that they would have no problem physically harming animals for being gay.

People who declaw their cats are infinitely more likely to be homophobic than those who don't.

17 Germans
18 Minions Fans

Facebook moms who regularly post Minion memes are usually the types of people who would be opposed to such legislation.

19 Anti-Vaxxers
20 Ivermectin Drinkers

Everyone who's stupid enough to believe that ivermectin is the cure for autism should be forced to take a nice, hot shower at a German concentration camp.

Also, they're so stupid they think a medication made exclusively for deworming livestock can actually help cure perfectly healthy children of their autism (spoiler alert: IT CAN'T).

21 Election Deniers
22 Child Abusers
23 Holocaust Deniers
24 Pakistanis
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