Types of People You See in Public

In public you see all sorts of people. From the mum with 5 whining children to the creepy old man, here are some of the people we see in public places such as waiting rooms, shops, movie theatres, zoos, on trains, etc
The Top Ten
1 Psycho Middle Aged Dad

Middle age dad who always cusses and yells loudly at his children and throws belts, shoes and keys at them.

2 Stroller Mum

Mum with a big stroller and a bunch of littlies - Two babies, a toddler and a six year old girl obsessed with Elsa. Stroller Mums clog shopping isles with their stroller, and their kids cause trouble on trains/busses by crying/screaming and in resturants they eat messily and throw tantrums over desserts. Stroller mums demonize all teenagers.

I always see them at malls, especially near elevators. Usually, I gently push them out of the way and get in or out of the elevator before them.

I see this quite often in elementary school

3 Pedophile

The creepy old man who sits on the bench/shady part of the vehicle and watches everyone walk past. Avoid at all costs.

4 Teenager Groups

Groups of teenagers you see walking around. A mixed bag. Ranges from basic girls obsessed with unicorns and Pusheens right through to suspicious wangsters/wannabe gangsters who are candidates for shoplifting who also make weed jokes.

I always see groups of other teens at the mall, including people that go to my school.

That's why I hate the public ALWAYS and other vile beings! - Kevinsidis

5 Noisy Kids

Usually large groups of 7-11 year olds who are noisy. Generally harmless but do create lots of noise, and there are usually 4-10 of them. Usually seen at parks or in the PlayPlace, anywhere aimed at kids or with a playground.

6 Seat Kickers

Planes? School bus? Train? Public bus? Movie Theatre? Cafe? High class resturant or cheap greasy fast food? Seat Kickers, usually little kids that annoy you by kicking your seat. Can and will happen anywhere with seats and hyperactive, noisy little kids.

7 Popcorn Muncher
8 Little Commentator
9 Stereotypical Walmart Customer

Basically anyone society considers to be weird (Like a creepy old man wearing a pink frilly tutu, or a guy with an Elsa dress and a horse head mask, and in some cases a mad cat lady with six ACTUAL LIVE cats in a stroller.). Usually at Walmart (duh).

Australia (and other countries) has no Walmart so it must be missing out right? Wrong! Weird people also show up at McDonalds! Mickey D’s is literally the Walmart of fast food.

Both Wally World and Maccas have cheap food/items so both attract what society considers to be the weirder and poorer people.

10 Bad Parker

Person who is awful at parking and takes up multiple car parks. Annoying, especially if the shops are busy and car parking is scarce.

Mostly just clueless old people (some old people drive well but some that I know don’t) or amateur learners, but some people are pure lazy or selfish.

The Contenders
11 Autist

I have autism I am saddened by this stupid comment makes me sad

12 Legbeard
13 Misandrist
14 People Who Buy an Excess Amount of a Certain Product

I actually saw a woman at Smart and Final back in September buying an excess amount of canned food products and she had a whole cart filled with them. I couldn't believe that I had finally met 1 of those people from a math problem. All of my math teachers have tried to warn me about the people from math problems, but I ignored those warnings until that very moment.

15 Lolcows
16 Neckbeard
17 Psycho Feminist
18 The PTA Mom
19 The Soccer Mom
20 Social Justice Warrior
21 Anti-Social Justice Warrior
22 Karen
23 Jamaican Mother
24 Creepy People
25 Misogynist
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