Top Ten Types of Things that Nobody Cares About

Just to warn you ahead of time: this list is going to be savage. I'm not intending to "offend" you or get in your "insecurities". This is just stuff that people do or say that I typically wouldn't notice, but it happens so much, it's become a trend and we have to deal with this ridiculousness.

Feel free to voice your opinion, 'cause I can take a roast any day.
The Top Ten
1 People who say, "I listen to old music.  I wish my generation could appreciate that kind of music."

I see this all over the internet. Go to LITERALLY any music video on YouTube. There will be kids arguing about how "older music is better" and "I'm musically superior! " Super annoying. They think they're impressing people...how wrong they are!

I hate pop music and love classical. Whenever I hear that Girlfriend song I seriously want to rip my ears out.

2 The food you took a picture of and posted on Instagram.

I can't believe the world has come to this. Just eat your food like a normal human being.

3 Your "diagnoses" or your "disability" or something which you clearly don't have.

Stop saying, "I'm depressed! " or "I'm bipolar! " or stuff like that, thinking people are gonna feel bad for you. You just end up sounding obnoxious and insensitive. And people who actually do have diagnoses tend to keep it to themselves. I hereby officially diagnose you with, "I Want Attention Disorder."

4 About 90% of everything on Twitter.

No explanation is necessary.

5 The new "Paranormal Activity" movie.

Please, Hollywood. Please stop making these.

6 "My ex..." / "Reminds me of my ex..." / "My ex used to say that..." / etc.

Looks like someone obviously haven't moved on...

7 Any sort of weird injury, birthmark, or abnormality on your body.
8 What you're wearing.

Of course, within reason. Try not to be so insecure. And if you're dressing OUT of reason...well, maybe you're a bit too secure.

9 Playing your acoustic guitar on the quad.

Because you'll get girls, right? You actually believe that? Stop. Go learn how to actually play your instrument first.

10 People who beg for likes on YouTube/Facebook/etc.

Are people really this stupid?

The Contenders
11 Being vegan
12 Oscar awards
13 Political opinions
14 People on Facebook whining about their stress when they are really just lazy.
15 Your sisters problems
16 "Bro, I vape."

Just added this at the last second. Okay, you vape. Cool. Whatever.

17 Health regulations

Health care experts and germaphobes: Stay 6 feet apart, wear masks, and wash hands.
Everyone else: SCREW YOU! :P

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