Top 10 Best Undertale Quotes

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61 "That's the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time." - Papyrus

I will say this next time my friend comes over and needs to throw something away.

Lol I'll say this to everyone who asks where my trash is - SansTheComic

I Say this to my sister ALL THE TIME!

gladly. - Antifi

62 "The king will trim a hedge in the shape of my face!" - Papyrus

Now now, we don't want to scare the children away. - SansTheComic

The funny thing is, in the end credits, asgore is trimming a hedge in the shape of papyrus' face.

63 "Look, I gave up trying to go back a long time ago." - Sans

Then Sans why do you have a workshop behind your house? - Antifi

*Looks behind his house* Liar. - mattstat716

Hmmm... What could that mean? To, "go home? " The surface, maybe? - SansTheComic

64 "It's time for everyone to go home." - Alphys
65 "They'll put you in the dungeon, it'll suck, and then you'll die a lot" - Mettaton

The whole song made me laugh my butt off. Anyone have a spare butt lying around I can use? Never mind, I found one

66 "The souls of monsters are vastly weaker than those of humans! The soles of our SHOES, on the other hand...are about the same." - Papyrus

I quote papyrus so much

Papyrus why - Antifi

67 "Aaron flexes himself out of the room!" - Narrator

Good greif - Antifi

68 "You're going to have to try a little harder than THAT!" - Undyne
69 "999999999" - Sans V 1 Comment
70 "You're so lazy! You were napping all NIGHT!" - Papyrus

Now we know why papyrus is so energetic. He never gets any sleep. - SansTheComic

We're all so LAZY.

Uhhh, Papyurs? Don't you know what 'rest' is? - Antifi

E-
U-
You're su-

...
*Flips table*
Logic doesn't exist. - mattstat716

71 "ALPHYS, ALPHYS, ALPHYS. YOU AREN'T HELPING OUR CONTESTANT, ARE YOU? OOOOOOH!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. I'LL ASK A QUESTION YOU'LL BE SURE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO!" - Mettaton

savage

Mettaton- "Who does Alphys have a crush on? "
Alphys- *deeply blushing and regretting this*
UNDYNEE ALPHYS HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOUU - Antifi

72 "You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears roll down your face. What? You didn't do that?" - Narrator
73 "All I know is...seeing what comes next...I just can't afford not to care anymore." - Sans
74 "And all they ever needed was...I dunno. Some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends." - Sans
75 "SANS! Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!" - Papyrus

I guess sans the skeleton plays the tromBONE to make PUN of papyrus

76 "You look horrible. Why are you even alive?" - Frisk

wow

77 "Grillbz says he'd offer you a glass of water, but he doesn't touch the stuff." - Narrator
78 "Nice Cream! The frozen treat that warms your heart!" - Nice Cream Guy

How does it work? Please, do tell me - Antifi

79 "Where are the knives?" - Chara

I have no idea why, but this quote is in my second place.
My most favourite quote is "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you".

80 "But nobody came." - Chara

This is your punishment for being EVIL! (Chara must also like making people feel guilty)

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