Top Ten Most Undiplomatic Things to Say to the Guy Who's Gonna Be Your Boss

The Top Ten

1 Fetch me a cup of tea, will ye? And be quick about it.

2 Your suit - um - which chap stitched it? I'd like to have a word with him.

3 Do you have an appointment to see me?

4 Can I sit in your chair instead? It looks so cosy.

So cosy that it doesn't matter if I get fired!

5 Are you the idiot who's gonna be my boss?

6 Yo, boss. S'up?

Hehe, Britgirl, sure it is - that's why I'd never say it... I have to be happy writing it.

This is just so disrespectful.

7 You put on a few pounds, eh?

8 You look like a street sweeper.

9 Your haircut is even worse than a cow's.

Yes this is perfect imagine his face.

10 Can I insult you?

The Contenders

11 Who are you?

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