Most Unfortunate Jobs

That job would be torture, That stuff all over the floor isn't milkshake you know! - Cazaam

Don't join the British Army or you might find yourself standing in one place not allowed to do anything whilst wearing horrible clothes. - Cazaam

Can't even show emotion - blackflower

Somebody's gotta do it! And I feel sorry for them. If I need to go to the toilet really bad and there was a portaloo and a group of trees nearby, definitely the trees for me. Portaloos are hell on earth. - Cazaam

Time for an obscure Simpsons reference. "I thought you liked dogs" - Cazaam

I guess if you have this job you're more likely to be killed by a shark than a vending machine. - Cazaam

Cleaning the second dirtiest places in the world, the only thing dirtier are those portable toilets. - Cazaam

Not only collecting the remains of dead animals but you can do it whilst traffic is coming! Marvellous! - Cazaam

Free food? - 0w0uwu

Where our employees get paid $8 an hour. - Connor360

Let’s hope you’re not afraid of heights - blackflower

Be a freelance mascot instead. - 0w0uwu

You spend hours inside a costume burning up and oversweating.
It's not as fun as it looks. - Gregory