Most Unfortunate Jobs
I feel sorry for anyone who has a job like these below. You deserve better jobs or a massive salary to make these hellish jobs worthwhile.The Top Ten
That job would be torture, That stuff all over the floor isn't milkshake you know!
Don't join the British Army or you might find yourself standing in one place not allowed to do anything whilst wearing horrible clothes. - Cazaam
Can't even show emotion - blackflower
Somebody's gotta do it! And I feel sorry for them. If I need to go to the toilet really bad and there was a portaloo and a group of trees nearby, definitely the trees for me. Portaloos are hell on earth. - Cazaam
Time for an obscure Simpsons reference. "I thought you liked dogs" - Cazaam
I guess if you have this job you're more likely to be killed by a shark than a vending machine. - Cazaam
Cleaning the second dirtiest places in the world, the only thing dirtier are those portable toilets. - Cazaam
Not only collecting the remains of dead animals but you can do it whilst traffic is coming! Marvellous! - Cazaam
The most dangerous job to have on fatality rate. In other words, the job you're most likely to die on. - Cazaam
The Contenders
Free food? - 0w0uwu
Where our employees get paid $8 an hour. - Connor360
Let’s hope you’re not afraid of heights - blackflower
Be a freelance mascot instead. - 0w0uwu
You spend hours inside a costume burning up and oversweating.
It's not as fun as it looks. - Gregory